The riddle thread!

What five letter words even the greatest sages and writers spell wrong?

Correct.

Another one(this one is pretty hard)-

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

Very good!

Now aren't you happy I didn't tell you the answer?😛

Alright, this is an easier one-

Whats gooder than god
more evil than the devil
the rich need it
the poor have it
and if you eat it you will die?

BTW-feel free to share your riddles as well.

nothing

two men play three games of poker. each win two games. if there are no ties, no draws and no forfiets, then how is this possible?

"nothing"

Correct.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

close...

The answer is towel, so I guess this is acceptable.

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

I give up!!!

Open the fridge, put the lion in, close the fridge.

I know that one, a stamp.

What has four legs and an arm?

cos he was the king and therefore immune from questioning himself?

I dunno...

A dog with a gun in its mouth

an armoire (just a guess)

"A dog with a gun in its mouth"

Close, a happy pit-bull.😛

What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?

It's two differnt things.

But it's two different questions...

Anyway, how can a "world record" fall?

Yep.🙂

Here's a classic one-What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?

"man"

Indeed.

What is before you, yet you can never see it?

I have one...

What is broken every time it is named?

"if you say its name, it no longer exists?"

Silence.🙂

Lady M-ditto.😛

What is full of holes yet holdes water?

yep Yama

your body

Ooops sorry

Did I get it right

"your body"

Well, that's not exactly what I meant, but I'll accept it.

My last riddle still remains unanswered...

You're good at this!🙂

What do we often return, yet never borrow?

'What do we often return, yet never borrow?'

phone calls

Err...I guess.

What is always coming yet never arrives?

How is it a retort?

a vibrator/orgasm...once again just a guess

"a vibrator/orgasm...once again just a guess"

Nope, but I like where you're taking it.😛

"Its just an answer that I felt like giving because I could."

😛

'Nope, but I like where you're taking it.'

So whats the answer?

HAH!

LOL sb

Its probably the word coming. (its too obvious, thats why I didnt say it)

No, it isn't.😛

Alright here's a stupid riddle-what animal never plays fair?

Will you give the answer?

What animal never plays fair

All of them

Tomorrow. Tomorrow.

Oh ok

"Tomorrow. Tomorrow. ( Reminds me of the movie Annie)"

Yep.

"Would that have anything to do with you?"

What did I do?😛

"What is the beginning of eternity"

Isn't that an oxymoron?

"cheater..cheetah..."

Correct.🙂

Now, what animal falls from the sky?

"What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?"

Oh, now I get it!

I don't want to ruin it for everyone.

"Right!!!! "

Right.

Just another random riddle-what's the connection between the letter E and London?

"To answer yours : Cats and dogs? 😄"

No, give up?

Correct.

I kind of hinted it at my last post.😛