Which One...

Which One...

ok...picture this...it is winter and all the 12 signs are snowed in...food is running low and the only way to survive is to turn to cannibalism...which sign would go first and why...

i say libras because they are lazy and would have sat around and gotten fat...

What about dieing while having sex?

Surely, depends on how many female we've got there.

Raunch... I wouldn't do cannibalism; I'd rather die.

I'm with you on that one. I guess I would be second. Or we could make a run for it.

What about dieing while having sex?

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That'd be pretty cool! I recall a Seinfeld routine where he was asking the audience to imagine if people lived their lives in reverse so that they'd start off old with heaps of experince and weary limbs and then spend their later years as young babies in their retirement and then finally depart from the world as an orgasm!

Why not Virgo101. Aren't we surviving for THAT anyway?

Yeah, let's make a run for it; no one's eating me!! (No pun intended.)

LOL GL...

Why not Virgo101. Aren't we surviving for THAT anyway?

Well now that you put it that way...I'd do it with you and then make a run for it. How does that sound? GL would you be willing to get in on this.

"Well now that you put it that way...I'd do it with you and then make a run for it. How does that sound? GL would you be willing to get in on this."

There might be a rescue ship arriving by that time 😉

I'm cute. Shame you would miss out Haffo.

"I'm cute. Shame you would miss out Haffo."

Miss out what?

I meanr while we have sex there, the rescue ship will arrive. What do I miss?

Miss out what?

Sorry I got that wrong...

So you take your time huh?

That's nice to know.

Could you handle two women at once?

Well I, as an aqua, wouldn't just accept that the only option was cannibalism. I'd try to see how I could manage to dig my way out of the snowy patch I was in. And I'd have to gag all Primegen, branh0913 and haffo to give me a bit of peace to think through my plan.

I belive I can.

And I'd have to gag all Primegen, branh0913 and haffo to give me a bit of peace to think through my plan.

Or you could kill them and give them as food to the others and escape. How does that sound?

Yeah ok I wouldn't rule it out altogether. I'd say branh0913 might be nice in a stew cooked over a very low heat with lots of seasoning.

Have primegen with lots of relish on a skewer.

And Haffo, well em, howz about barbequed? Plus the smoke might draw some attention to us in our plight.

ok I'm joking guys. J_O_K_E ok? Just in case you're all wondering......

"And Haffo, well em, howz about barbequed? Plus the smoke might draw some attention to us in our plight."

And stuff him with dressing....hehehe 😉

"I'd say branh0913 might be nice in a stew cooked over a very low heat with lots of seasoning."

Yeah, he is a bit bitter.

There are only 12 pepole out there, 1 from each sign.

Since Virgo101 and MellowDee is here, Branh0913 and Primegen is out of the window.

Therefore, on your kneels morchas (that's how I gonna call you from now on).

Ooooo I like a bit of rough. Come haffo, let's see the animal in you fish man!

Speaking of animalism...

Whenever I see dogs barking at me, I become filled with great with to bark back at them and even have a dogfight with them. I imagine a sensaiton of biting the neck of these dogs and it makes me feel great. I belive I can scare them.

wish*

Yeah I wouldn't say you're the first haffo. I've heard that pisces are into bestiality.
Well I'd be getting you to do tricks for your tit bits!

I'd have you doing the Can-Can on all fours in no time under my tutilage.

Really? That's interesting.

Ohh imagine how me and dogs spin on the ground keeping our necks in our mouth. Ohh, great scene.

Yes it's elicited a chuckle from me anyway! Haffo sounds like a cool dog name too (no offence seriously!)

No really I have that great feeling near the dogs. Whenever they show their teeth, I like to show it back at them. And even bark a bit.

Some dogs get silenced after that. Some become even more agressive, and from this point I want to attack and bite it neck.

That's weird......ok you're first to be cooked.

I hope you don't pee in the nearest plantpots as well haffo.

There was a movie where the killer fishes were coming from the sea and attacking people. They actually could walk. Maybe I'm one of them and I have got some amnesia some time ago.

"I hope you don't pee in the nearest plantpots as well haffo."

No, but I find it offencive when dog does it. Kinda invading my territory.

Maybe. Was that Deep Blue Sea? Where some experimental sharks became very intelligent and vicious and escaped from their research enclosures? Would you not prefer to be a nice dolphin haffo and you could swim up to me and I would through you a little morsel of my leftover snadwich and then pat you on the nose and you'd squeak with delight and pleasure and LURVE for me.

through= throw *

Nah

Dolphin is boring. I need to be able to attack.

A barking shark walking on the ground and harrasing females.

Hey that's great!

Silly fish.

Imagine that fin uppercut applied to any barking dog.

Belive me they couldn't go back on the ground for some 2-3 minutes before I let them to.

Fin uppercut, head attack then fin uppercut again.

Oh don't worry us females would soon figure out a way to get your flippers in a twist. You'd end up all teeth and no guts 🙂

And imagine such fish met Qbone in real life.

OWN3D!

After having raped about 100 women?

Hey that's worth that!

I think there is such a thing as a dog fish. I say go for it haffo.

What the fu

ck are you talking about haffo? Get back in your kennel.

And then I could meet at O'brian show and answer the question while this silly man asks them.

At the next time on newspapers headline:

"Shark Terror In Studio! 5 Men killed 20 women raped."

Exactly how does a fish rape a woman? I'd just pin your smelly fin to the ground with my stiletto and then off with your neck asap. You'd be served piping hot dripping with butter,parsely and a lemon wedge in 30 mins. With a side serving of baby potatoes.

2 years later.

"The first Shark on International Space Station."

"Our first contact with ailens happened between ailes and shars. 2 ailen females were raped. Humanity is in war."

"Exactly how does a fish rape a woman? I'd just pin your smelly fin to the ground with my stiletto and then off with your neck asap. You'd be served piping hot dripping with butter,parsely and a lemon wedge in 30 mins. With a side serving of baby potatoes."

That what we got extra organs from failed experiment of combination human, shark and dog DNA.

Sharks in opening of new Wal Mart.

Correspondent handing microphone to a humanoid shark:

"Mr.Shark what do you think about our new Wal Mart? Do you think inhabitans of seas will visit our new shop and eventually get a credit card?"

Shark:

"+(/% &&% +^+ WHoaaa!"

Correspondednt:

"No offence but..."

Shark:

"Whooa1!!6% +% +% "

*Chops the microphone and uppercuts cameraman with fins. TV shows static...

Ok so it's anything goes as regards the plot is it? In that case, us women have devloped breasts with extra intelligence. They double as our antennae as they can spot smelly annoying dog fish a few metres away. Their refex response is to the nearest milisecond. When I spot you fishy DAWG passin by, my super sonic boobs whip out, enmesh you rather like an octopus's tentacles, and then render you harmless and powerless. You henceforth become my subject and thus pose no threat whatsoever to the wworld at large or at small.

Shark kicks the TV that shows that shitty commercial. Shark terrorises people:

"% % +&+&Whoaaa!"

*People running in panic

Shark:

"Whoaa!!"

*Screaming women

*Shark attack!

"Whoaa!!!?^% +% Whoaaa!!?"""