A Leo Navy recruiter, and other adventures.

I must say he was pretty cool. Maybe Leos aren't as loud as I thought, maybe some of the ones I know are just ignorant, or inject steroids into their voice boxes. The recruiter, named Richard, definately had that respectable Leonine benevolent overseer personality going, and I had my usual Aries trailblazing vibe going out, and it mixed well. He also said that he could tell I was intelligent by the way I talk. He was generous with his smokes, and just composed and easy going. We yaked about the Navy, but when I said I wanted to become a private military contractee (known by dumbass voluntary missguided media sheep as "mercenaries"), he said that the Navy may not be the best joint to join. It turned out that I got a 64/99 on the armed services vocational aptitude battery (I needed at least a 30 something to pass), I smoked the verbal and comprehension and language portions (literary studies have always been my strong subjects), but the math killed me (ugh! I hate math!).

I then hit up the Army recruiting office and was apparently a little nervous, but that was probably because of the change of office scenery. The Navy station had a couch but the room was a little smaller, brighter, but more comfy. Plus the recruiters seemed more outgoing. I talked with a full time Army service recruiter and now I'm leaning towards that branch. This one guy who talked to me for a second outside the office who was enlisted but not a recruiter was wild but cool, one of the kinds of people I get along with best, probably a fellow Aries. I asked the small group he was with for a smoke, and ended up with a partial pack (3 cigs) in addition to an extra one. The wild guy said he was going to kick start my lungs and raised his foot up gesturing to kick me, lol. After we were done smoking he was like "I need to get home and fuck my wife!" while this other guy said "I need to get home to fuck somebody elses wife!" Good times. Them Army boys know how to have fun. I can't wait to join, but I need to lose like 1-3% body fat. It's cool though, I have a Total Gym.

LOL, wow.

First of all, best of luck to you! Also, that was very entertaining reading. Third and last, your high degree of intelligence is very apparent, so I'm not suprised he pointed it out.

Just thought I'd chime in...😛