Hi Aries, so us fire signs have been talking and we're trading you guys. (Page 2)

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don't go dumping it over in our water, puta. you don't get to make that decision. we're already trading crab for aquarius.

okay cool.. Make sure we get our severance package 😂😂

you volunteered to quit because you were tired of all the feelings. you gave up severance pay.

Actually you just fired us 🤦🏿‍♀️

you asked for it. how many crabs willingly said they dont want to be water anymore? we tallied up those numbers and now you have your wish.

Okay then.. my Goodness.. we didn't quite we've been trying to get fired.. see there's a difference 😂😂 so like I said give us our package.

You know what forget this..I'm going to HR.

BYEEE

i am HR. CEO. and i do payrolls. sorry. if you werent happy here, you can go elsewhere. you broke loyalty.

Make sense 🤔

Scorpio's have no loyalty no wonder you're the HR rep 😂

you're the one outed, looking for a new place to fit. everyone else just got raises and 2 weeks paid vacation. effective immediately.

Me nah care about everyone else I'm just here for my 🦀

me too! pass the hot butter and lime juice please.

There you go.. see tokd you we're the best

nah. scorpion was sold off the menu. i had to settle. 😑😕😢

Now you know don't nobody want no nasty azz scorpions 😂😂😂😂 but okay enjoy your meal.

wrong. they are delicacies in many countries. most popular selling item, hence them being sold out. damn mushy crab meat. taste like rubber!

Lies.. I'll send you my recipes

no more crusty crabs! i suffered enough already

Lol Okay spongebob.. I don't know how anybody could fux up boiling/ steaming crabs 😂 it's easier then making hot dogs but okay.. Eat your poisonous scorpions.

eh? what is this spongebob? all scorpions are not poisonous. crabs can be overcooked which makes them rubbery.

Which is the equivalent of that person being unable to boil a hotdog. I've never had rubbery crab meat before.

Spongebob is a sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea..

Absobant and yellow and pourous is he..

Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish..

When dropped on the deck he flop like a fish!

He also works at krusty crabs 😌

uno momento, Chica. the crusty crabs... it is real? 😱😨

Yes, it's located in bikini bottoms.

Eewww it all makes sense now..

Inside of a bikini bottom is a krusty crab 🤔

My childhood is ruined

why you no go to doctor, Chica?

I am all clean babyyyy!

Pap✔

Annual blood test ✔

HIV/STD test ✔✔

What about you ma?

married faithfully 35 years. Soon to be 54 yrs young with a clean bill of health. Bones strong. systems healthy.

Awwww your my mommy's age 💪🏿 being healthy is something to be proud of..

of course i am proud and grateful, miha. if i had a daughter, i hope she would be as funny as you. 😊😁😄

😉👍🏿

that's scary Chica. warn me next time. you trying to give me palpitations?

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Hold on.. she seems to always respond to me.

Are you okay? Did I cause any heart issues to your clean bill of health?

😂😂😂😂 okay I'm done done.. I got all my pettiness out for a few months

Please include Aries Moons

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Sorry we have a No Trade Clause. You don’t trade the best fire sign, that’s like trading a franchise QB

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Please keep them

Lol...

Posted by Yodi

No thank you.. we the cancer delegation would like to remain a water sign.

Aries are the best fire sign tho.. you should trade sag to air.

Why us? Don’t we suffer enough trying to keep our steril reputation of cheaters, liers and phsychos?👿

Posted by Arielle83

Op what field do you work in?

Sign trader I suppose...bullshitters department...insecurity position lol

first of all all Sags i meet love me and i love them. all Leos i meet are drama kings and this forum proves it. they dont say that Leos pave the way for all they the other signs now do they. No... Sags the fire of the mind, aries the blazing fire and what do Leos have a glow in the dark. a whining spit fire. please drama boy