How to spot a b*stard by his star sign

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Aries
English is his second language, grunting is his first. And all he can grunt about is himself, his career, his sporting achievements and how feminists would be a lot less uptight if he gave them a good shag. If the b*stard you fancy puts on Vivaldi in the evening, whips up a nice little souffle a deux and then settles down to read Jane Austen to you, he's almost certainly gay and he's definitely not Aries.
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LOL, it is sooooooohohohohooooooooo true 🙂

... NA-A-AAAAAAAA.. ZIP-IT!!!! 😄

My ex aries used to launch things across the room & hurt his fist smashing the wall when angry!! Firey as hell - used to grunt in his sleep & would scream if u woke him up

.....bad tempers and were big babies..'

totally agree... fiery as hell....dated 2 aries men... have 2 broz both aries... u can imagine🙂

Well I've known 3 Aries men from different age groups (20's, 30's and 40's) and they werent loud at all. One chic had an ex Aries hubby and he didn't talk at all...

I mean, I'm much louder than they are actually...