Instant Orgasm (Page 2)

'haHAhaHAha.. keep your tongue just... like... that...'

Hey STD, are you getting freaky? ..because you know I like freaky! I also like to avoid STD's, but here we can make some sort of exception hahah.

nope.. just more jokes...

speaking of jokes.. after 101 times, that "STD" joke never gets old..

ahHAHAHAHA...NOT.. 🙂

Ahh so you weren't getting freaky? Oohh well my loss. I thought you would like the STD joke one last time.

Nope.. despite what you think about Aries women, I'm not easy.. (or that na?ve 😉 )

eh.. I dunno.. the STD joke is funny while it was in it's prime... Now it's like an horse waiting to be shipped to the glue factory.

Ohh that's right, you're an Aries gal haha, well now that I;ve put out my thoughts on Arien naivety you're Aware lol! But honestly, I've met Aries women who were clever, witty, and knowledgeable...but still very quick to charge down First-Impulse-Lane, which doesn't have to be fault, but from my experience it's Fact. Are you sure that you can't relate at all?

impulse buy? Yes

impulse career decision? OH YEAH

impulse trip? maybe, depends on where I'm going and who with

impulse sex? Nope! Don't get me wrong- I flirt.. but not much more than a kiss on the cheek and firm slap on the ass for those who will only be my "good buddy". Some guys take it for more, but it's not--- I'm an attention whore and compliment junkie... and it's lead to plenty of inappropriate conversations-- but not much more than that.

I'll accept that Arien Easy Love has been your experience- but can't say it's been any of my own. Won't go so far to call it "Fact" either (Or at least not be dumb enough to post on the Aries board-- full of women)

Sorry to disappoint you. 😛

Lol why should I be dissappointed? I know what I've seen. (You're just a more respectable version of what I've seen heh)

Anyways I was dumb enough to put it on an Aries board full of feisty women, I may type up some dumb things at this message board hahah, but only for the fun of it.

I'm sure writing dumb things won't be too hard for you 😛

Lol, EXACTLY! That's what I said before. By the way you're very hilarious..

Depends on how you look at that piece of cake?
I have 3 thoughts...
Thought 1. Yumm! Imagining a girl eating that strawberry..putting it to her mouth and taking a sexy bite out of it...
Thought 2. Who's birthday is it??
Thought 3. Yuck..the strawberries looked like it was dipped in shit. Gross

yah..it could be EXOTIC...let's keep it at thought 1. hehe