ROTTEN-SCOPES! ...(Libra to Pisces)

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And remember, if you take any of this crap personally then it must be true!


ROTTEN-SCOPES!

Libra: You're an airhead when it comes to money or simply ordering food in a restaurant. You can't make a decision and actually stick to it to save your life! You are gullible and naive and don't learn from your mistakes. You don't care about anything and you flirt too much.

Scorpio: All you do is brood and lead a life of havoc. You like to choose friends with low self-esteem that have more problems than you do. It makes you feel powerful. So do your "strings attached" favors. You're too secretive and demanding...and it pisses everyone off!

Sagittarius: All you do is drink and gamble. You have to rely on your luck because you have no skills. Like Aries, you don't finish anything you start. You can't commit to save your life! You suck.

Capricorn: Why don't you stop trying to manage everyone else's life and worry about your own! Your need to control and meddle in other people's lives makes you very unpopular. And smile for once in your life!

Aquarius: You're so busy being busy that you don't do anything effectively, and your absent-mindedness doesn't help. Jack of all trades, Master of none. Why don't you go buy yourself some feelings you tactless robot!

Pisces: How about some cheese with that whine! You're a martyr in your own delusional world. That could change if you only had an ounce of ambition! You're probably already crying because you're too damn sensitive...'about almost everything!'...grow some balls and get on with it!