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Aries is a fire sign ruled by Mars, known for being energetic, impulsive, and self-absorbed. They are natural leaders with a bold, competitive nature, often rushing into situations without thinking. Aries individuals are passionate, courageous, and eager for adventure but can be temperamental and prone to anger if ignored or challenged.

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Quality: Cardinal. The only thing an Aries is qualified to lead is a chorus of kindergarteners singing the Barney song.
Symbol: The Ram. Battering ram. Ram it to you. Butt-headed.
Ruler: Mars, the god of war and barroom brawls
Favorite Past Time: Shooting first and asking questions later
Favorite Book: The self-published, Journal of Personal Wisdom
Role Model: Yosemite Sam
Dream Job: Sex Therapist
Key Phrase: Are you talking to me?
Body Part: The head. Chronically aching from running into all those brick walls
Approach With Caution
Aries, first sign of the zodiac, resides in the House of Self. Astrology textbooks describe the Ram as a charming, enthusiastic, natural-born leader who gleefully rushes through life with tremendous joie de vivre. The truth is this bossy, egotistical motor mouth is as self-absorbed as a two-year old, and has a Me-complex the size of Texas.
In Aries, Mars gives courage, determination, energy, passion, and ambition. He also bestows temperament, ego and impulsive action. Just like Yosemite Sam, the typical Ram barrels through life daring anyone to cross his, or her path. Be unlucky enough to get in the way and you'll suffer a red-faced temper tantrum. Jumping up and down is optional. The worst thing you can do to an Aries is ignore them, the way you would ignore a cranky toddler who's in dire need of a nap.
Aries are reactive, not reasonable. By refusing to think before they act, Rams often ruin their chances for happiness by making wild assumptions without gathering all the facts. Being born without the humility-gene has negated their ability to admit mistakes. Argue with one and you'll suffer a barrage of irrational, angry shouting. Prove they are wrong and they will react like that toddler who says, ?Am not,? then shrugs his baby shoulders and walks away.
If You Love One?Aries Man
Arrogant. Pompous. Vain. Cruel. Verbose. Show-off. I've been called all of these. Of course, I am.
Howard Cosell (March 25)
Passionate, idealistic and sentimental, the Aries man is part hero, part child, no matter what his age. He's as friendly as a puppy, downright fearless, and rather like one of those weighted clowns children punch. You can knock him down, but he will always bounce back. And, for as long as he loves you, he will be faithful, sexy and attentive. If you feel weak in the knees, make sure there's a sofa handy to fall on, because, by the time you've swooned, this Romeo will have moved on to his next conquest.
Aries men are in love with love. The appeal is in the art of romance and the thrill of the chase, not your charming smile.
Some astrologers compare an Aries man to a knight in shining armor. However, you are just as likely to get run down by his charging steed, as scooped up in a pair of loving arms. Sir Lancelot may have been bold and honest, but he was also a royal pain in the ass, all Aries traits. His ego ruined a kingdom when, in his eagerness to run his hand up Guinevere's dress he conveniently forgot his vow to King Arthur. In Lance's point of view he was a hero, and to an Aries man, his point of view is the only one that counts.
The Ram fears mediocrity more than death. He would rather be the biggest jerk in town than just another anonymous working slob. He is subjective, bossy, and has a caustic wit he flings with careless abandon. He takes pride in being more self-centered than Scorpio and more obtuse than Taurus. He's sure he's right. Especially when he is wrong.
Male Rams come in two types. Bold, brash and ready for action, or shy, quiet and ready for action. Don't be fooled by the shy type. He may come on all awe shucks and toe shuffle, like Aries Dennis Quaid, but under that poker face, or enigmatic smile, his brain synapses are firing at 1,000 rpms, concentrating on