when you're alone

is there stuff you can only do when you're at home alone? aries should probably not care about that kinda stuff but i do. my stupid list 🙂

1. tweezing my eyebrows. never in front of anybody!!
2. i make faces at myself in the mirror and pretty much just stare at myself for hours. i dont know why
3. i eat gross food like flavor blasted goldfish and i eat as much of it as i want. it sounds like an eating disorder binge eater neurosis but i wont indulge like that in front of people
4. watching tv. not movies, just tv
5. i lay on the ground in weird places like the middle of the kitchen or the hallway. it just feels right

Wierdo.

duh! that's why i do it when im alone and only tell strangers about it on the internet

lol you guys ok mine's

--- tweeze my eyebrows cos i cry from the pain so can't have that in front of everybody!

--- erm, touch myself as normal...

--- oh but can't look in the mirror for long... waste of time... just to make sure everything's in place and no milk beards and out the door!

--- watch loads of spongebob and disney, and try not to pick my nose

--- got the food thing too, have to force myself not to overload my plate when alone but if someone's there, i spread it around and eat almost nothing so most people think I don't eat... erm, is that a disorder?

"Wierdo"

ROFLMAO 🙂

Yep - same here....

watch TV; binge on crap; mirror stuff; BUT ONLY when I'm alone...I can't imagine going back to being married and living with someone again...I've gotten use to MY SPACE...sure it's fun when your over for a couple of days, but man, it's time to leave and GO HOME so I can relax and be me...weird I know. I'm not saying NO to marriage again, I'm just saying I like my space.

take a dump with the bathroom door open

sing at the top of my lungs

clip my toe nails

eat chocolate syrup or homemade salsa while standing at the fridge

sketch caricatures of people outside.

lay on my belly in my bed and fart

in the summer when I have time off work and the kids are still at school(they go to summer school or camp), I eat ice cream naked and watch law and order

sunny i color too. i have a couple of coloring books and i always outline the pictures with marker and color the insides with the crayon. no scribble scrabble

ha - i should try that colouring stuff sunny...

lol deivil 😛 anytime 😉

cool profile dogs...

"... waste of time... "

Moon in cap lalalalala poor gal

LOL evan, no, that's not it --- everytime I look hard enough, i find something that could be just a bit different... the solution's STOP LOOKING IN THE MIRROR 🙂 I know, sad but oh well...

I spy on my neighbor using a telescope. 🙂

weirdo...i cant stop laughing at that one

gosh you guys really need to get laid

Ahhh!!! The spying confessions are making me paranoid. I'd freak if I knew my neighbors were spying on me!!! One kinda did confess to it and told someone I knew that he saw me walking around the back yard talking on the phone without a bra on under my shirt. PERV!! That pissed me off.
I'm not telling the things I do while alone 🙂 Actually I'm pretty boring. I just watch tv or clean. Nothing too outragous.

Posted by dward417
gosh you guys really need to get laid

HEAR HEAR... truer words have never been spoken!

Oh and I eat loads of beans when I'm alone, as they're good for you, but they give me tonnes of gas, so I save making anything beans related til I'm alone --- lalalalala

Posted by dward417
gosh you guys really need to get laid

Baby I have zero problems getting laid lol

im a pisces/aries cusp

but i dont like tweezing my eyebrows in front of people either! i mean they grow back way too fast which i hate, so i feel like its something to be ashamed of

i dont really feel confident pulling funny faces in photographs like everyone seems to do

i generally prefer it when my mum is out n its just me n the cat, i jus feel calmer when theres no1 else moving around the house

and i often lay on the stairs (carpeted of course) or on the landing, but think thats just coz its the only carpet in the house, every other room has wooden floor

LOL...
i love walking around naked when I'm alone
I do the neccessitys,, nair the legs, underpit, bikini area in front of the tv in my living room
I pick my nose
I sing alot and laugh at myself or the silly things that pass through my head
I love to clip my toe nails, and paint them
I love to lie on the floor and stretch!!!!!, yawn, scratch myself...

Sooo fun just to have some pace and time to myself!!!

Posted by Clair De Lune
I love this thread.

I also find myself thinking "do they actually eat goldfish in America"??
Poor things.
As humans we can't help but sabotage absolutely everything can we!?
I'm no veggie btw. But goldfish? Nothing escapes us.

lol you realize im talking about goldfish crackers right?? actually scratch that. i eat goldfish like they're sushi!! with a shake of old bay seasoning!

mmmmm fishies!!!

i don't recommend the pizza flavor fish...no good!