Are you a nazi?

Are you a nazi?

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 73% antitolerant, and 81% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

My result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

You are 15% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 5% blindly patriotic

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test...
The Everyday GermanAchtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test
- it rules -

The Resistance

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 67% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance

I do enjoy sticking it to the man.

Posted by tall dark and aries
I do enjoy sticking it to the man.

Oh word. That came out wrong?

Posted by Xun3
Hmmm...your results don't surprise me, red aries. I always knew you had it in you.

😄

It seems no matter how i retake the test, i keep getting this result. maybe its destiny.

Posted by tall dark and aries
I do enjoy sticking it to the man.

LOL! Yea, that's refreshing

KILL THE NAZI'S KILL THEM ALL....

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Posted by brianafay

Posted by tall dark and aries
I do enjoy sticking it to the man.

Oh word. That came out wrong?

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Hey hey hey, get your mind out of the gutter little lady.

I like to stick it to the man with a red hot poker in the eye, all defiant like.

Sexy. 😉

You scored 15% on brainwashworthy, higher than 7% of your peers.
You scored 5% on antitolerant, higher than 2% of your peers.
You scored 19% on patriotic, higher than 12% of your peers.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 5% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Are you a nazi?

No, I didn't vote for Obama.