How to Spot (and Pick Up) Any Sign on the Way to W

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Aries (March 21 to April 19)
How to Recognize: Active Aries usually exercises before going to work -- anybody lugging a gym bag along with their briefcase is probably a Ram. These natural athletes usually wear running shoes to the job, and change into more formal footwear once they get to the office. This sign doesn't have the patience to wade through a big novel on their morning commute -- they're often found reading the front page of the newspaper.

How to Seduce: All Aries have a heroic streak. Strategically dropping a load of papers on a crowded train will cause this sign to leap to their feet. Offer to take the Ram to lunch as thanks for their heroic deed -- have your business card ready so he or she can call you. If that's too obvious, you can always make a provocative remark over the morning's headlines. Aries loves a heated debate.

Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
How to Recognize: You can usually spot Taurus a mile away on the morning commute -- he or she is the one who is continually yawning and rubbing their eyes. If there's anything this sign hates, it's getting out of their warm bed. On the way home from work, this sign can usually be found reading a magazine devoted to gracious living. They also enjoy reading restaurant reviews.

How to Seduce: The Bull prizes comfort above all else. Offer this sign a cozy window seat on the train, or offer to give up your seat on a crowded bus. You'll win this sign's devotion forever. If you really want to get in their good graces, come prepared with a cup of coffee. Spring for the gourmet blend -- Taurus loathes a cheapskate!
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Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
How to Recognize: This curious sign is usually checking out everyone else on the bus or subway -- these treat commuting as a huge anthropological experiment. The few times Gemini isn't taking notice of their surroundings, they'll be engrossed in a crossword puzzle or book. People born under the sign of the Twins usually read the latest best seller; they like to keep abreast of trends.

How to Seduce: Make a whispered, mirthful comment about a character that Gemini is observing. This sign loves a good joke! These folks are famous for their gift of gab ? a casual remark about the weather will launch a spirited discussion. Be ready to talk about your interests -- the more esoteric, the better. Gemini will invite you to continue your talk over dinner.


Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
How to Recognize: Cancer usually reveals him or herself on the day of the Full Moon. That's when you'll find this sign unable to suppress a goofy grin. It doesn't matter if the bus is late, or if it's pouring rain, the Crab will find something to smile about. This sign has an old-fashioned air about them, and often sports vintage clothing or retro looks. The contrary Crab likes business magazines, as well as the cartoon section of the newspaper.

How to Seduce: This tender-hearted sign is very family-oriented. If you find yourself sitting next to a Crab on the train, start thumbing through your wallet and then show them a picture of your baby nephew or niece. These animal-lovers will also appreciate a snapshot of your cat or dog. The fastest way to Cancer's heart is through their stomach -- offer to split your blueberry muffin on the morning ride to work.

Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)
How to Recognize: Look for the person who always gets the best seat on the bus or train. In fact, Lions often take up two spaces: one for themselves, and one for their bag or briefcase. Somehow, nobody is courageous enough to ask Leo to move over or make more space. That's because these folks exude an air of entitlement that is both intimidating and awe-inspiring. They're usually reading a tabloid magazine or a tell-all biography of a hot celebrity.

How to Seduce: If Leo has the misfortune of stepping onto a crowded passenger car, stand up and offer your seat. You'll be rewarded with a dazzling smile, and maybe even their phone number. Lions love to be entertained ? casually mention that you have an extra ticket to a concert or play, and ask if they'd like to com
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casually mention that you have an extra ticket to a concert or play, and ask if they'd like to come along. This sign is also celebrity-obsessed, and will enjoy discussing the latest foibles of Britney, Lindsay and Paris.

Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)
How to Recognize: It doesn't matter if Virgo works for a Fortune 500 company or a gas station; you can trust that this sign will be dressed neatly and professionally. A dazzling white shirt, pressed pants and shined shoes are the standard uniform for most Virgins. These folks love to know the "hows" and "whys" of everything, and are often found perusing instruction manuals or do-it-yourself books.

How to Seduce: Virgo melts at the sign of good manners. Offer to help him or her with an unwieldy shopping bag. Hold the door as they are entering or exiting the subway. Offer your seat to an elderly person or a pregnant woman. Kind gestures like these will make a very favorable impression. Virgo tends to internalize their troubles. If you catch this sign with a worried expression, offer him or her a peppermint and ask if you can help. They'll be eternally grateful for your solicitude.

Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)
How to Recognize: Librans prefer classic, timeless style s that are graceful and elegant. They're often the most fashionable people on the train or subway. The women favor feminine blouses and flirty skirts, while the men sport handsome blazers and perfectly fitting pants. This sign also enjoys light, subtle colognes that are seductive but never overpowering. Libra is a sucker for romance, and can often be found reading sentimental novels or the personal ads.

How to Seduce: Libra is that rare combination of good looks and intelligence. Ask this sign for help with your crossword puzzle -- you may even want to invent a clue like "What's a seven-letter word for 'seduction'?" to get your point across. People born under the Scales love to share and share alike -- offer to break your breakfast bar in two as a means to break the ice.

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Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)
How to Recognize: Scorpions are sleek and streamlined -- they often sport all black and wear a minimal amount of jewelry. They have also been known to wear sunglasses even on the cloudiest days. You can usually spot a Scorpion by their reading material. These folks love mysteries, true crime novels, and unauthorized biographies of scandalous people.

How to Seduce: This sign can't resist an unsolved mystery. Drop him or her a note that says, "I have something very important to ask you. Meet me here at 6PM tomorrow to find out what it is." Scorpio doesn't shrink from sex, either. Catch their eye and casually undo the top button of your shirt to get your meaning across. Reading a book about sex techniques can also spark a lively conversation with this sign.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)
How to Recognize: Sagittarius doesn't stand on ceremony. You'll usually spot this sign running for the late train or bus, shirttail hanging out and hair a windblown mess. The crazy thing is, the Archer sees the humor in their perpetual disorganization, and usually wears a crooked smile as they grope frantically for their train pass or bus fare. This sign loves the sports page and books related to spiritual subjects.

How to Seduce: Sagittarius dislikes high-pressure romantic overtures. You'll have a better chance of winning this sign's heart by making some friendly gesture, like sharing your umbrella or handing over exact change for the bus. These people are usually intensely interested in exotic lands and foreign cultures. Mention that you are planning your vacation, and then ask Sag what their dream destination would be.


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Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)
How to Recognize: Button-downed Capricorn wears a suit on casual Fridays and sports a jacket on the hottest day of summer. These people exude professionalism from the top of their well-groomed head to the tips of their sensible shoes. Their prized possession is often a handsome briefcase or an expensive watch. As far as reading material is concerned, these folks have a preference for historical fiction and rags-to-riches stories.

How to Seduce: People born under the sign of the Goat are very reserved. One surefire way to break the ice with this sign is to display a dry sense of humor. If you're caught on a train or bus with somebody who shouts on their cell phone, you may want remark, "Some people cause happiness wherever they go. Others create it whenever they go." Or you might try, "Man is the only animal who blushes. Or needs to." Cappy will crack a smile and you'll gain entry to their heart.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)
How to Recognize: Aquarius will usually be on a first-name basis with the train conductor or bus driver. This is one of the most sociable signs of the zodiac. The Water-bearer loves gadgets, too, and can often be found yakking on their cell phone, pounding on their laptop, or scrolling through their Blackberry. These folks enjoy reading technical manuals and the science page of the newspaper. They also sport tote bags and tee shirts that advertise various humanitarian organizations.

How to Seduce: The Water-bearer loves a good chat. Express an interest in their phone or laptop, and ask why they prefer that model to others. Alternately, you can invite conversation by reading a book on an unusual subject like forensics, parapsychology or entomology. Their curiosity will be piqued and they'll quiz you about it. Whatever you do, don't discuss the weather! Aquarius will write you off as an insufferable bore.

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Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20)
How to Recognize: You'll often find dreamy Pisces drawing pictures on a misty bus window or absentmindedly doodling on their train schedule. People born under the sign of the Fish usually have a faraway look in their eyes, particularly when doing something mundane like commuting. Other surefire signs that you're dealing with a Pisces: Untied shoes, mismatched socks, and an improperly buttoned shirt. This sign enjoys reading poetry, movie magazines and the horoscope section of the newspaper.

How to Seduce: The Fish loves to escape to a magical fantasy world. Offer Pisces a window seat the next time he or she is forced to sit on the aisle. If this sign is caught without anything to read, offer the entertainment section of your newspaper. If it's raining, ask Pisces to share your umbrella. The more solicitous and sensitive you are, the easier it will be to seduce this tender-hearted sign.