If Each Zodiac Sign Had A Superpower? (Page 2)

Posted by BalmyTigress

Posted by OProserpina
Virgo's are the most like Phoenix's. We rise ourselves out of our own ashes and rise again and again and again. Stronger than the last time. Our ability to heal sometimes is pretty awesome too.

...then they take out the vacuum cleaner and make sure there are no ashes left.

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LMAO!

"Leo - Ability to create explosions/ Midas touch/fist can turn objects into gold including their fists; which they use to break through objects/ Can temporarily blind enemies with a golden flash of light - very explosive, flashy, and stylish type of people with lots of flare."

haha, hell yeah! i'd be happy to take on these powers. blinding enemies with a golden flash of light is very interesting--it makes me think of this character on league of legends named leona with similar powers coincidentally :p hope someone knows what i'm talking about.

Posted by LionGirl
"Leo - Ability to create explosions/ Midas touch/fist can turn objects into gold including their fists; which they use to break through objects/ Can temporarily blind enemies with a golden flash of light - very explosive, flashy, and stylish type of people with lots of flare."

haha, hell yeah! i'd be happy to take on these powers. blinding enemies with a golden flash of light is very interesting--it makes me think of this character on league of legends named leona with similar powers coincidentally :p hope someone knows what i'm talking about.

Wow..never knew that. Interesting...

Posted by Sutekh
Aries- get mad and scare you

Taurus-spend your money until you can't afford to move

Gemini- make your ears bleed and head explode

Cancer- induce heart attack and stroke with emotional BS

Leo- suck your life energy away by focusing everything on them

Virgo-criticize you until your self esteem is gone and you kill yourself

Libra- Brain melts in confusion

Scorpio- Succubus or sex death. Prostate and sex organs destroyed

Sagittarius- Laughter burst

Capricorn- Watch them read instruction manuals on a Saturday after noon you fall asleep and they kill you

Aquarius- Electrocution with sex toy

Pisces- Gets everyone on their side playing victim and they kill you

Sutekh, apparently that laughter burst power of yours is working. I'm dying. These are hilarious descriptions.

Posted by BalmyTigress

Posted by Sutekh
Aries- get mad and scare you

Taurus-spend your money until you can't afford to move

Gemini- make your ears bleed and head explode

Cancer- induce heart attack and stroke with emotional BS

Leo- suck your life energy away by focusing everything on them

Virgo-criticize you until your self esteem is gone and you kill yourself

Libra- Brain melts in confusion

Scorpio- Succubus or sex death. Prostate and sex organs destroyed

Sagittarius- Laughter burst

Capricorn- Watch them read instruction manuals on a Saturday after noon you fall asleep and they kill you

Aquarius- Electrocution with sex toy

Pisces- Gets everyone on their side playing victim and they kill you

My first reaction was "What do you mean by that?!"

Then I started thinking about ways to electrocute someone with a sex toy. I wonder what kind of current you'd need to achieve that, considering the heart is quite far away from your genitals. Car battery and nipple clamps, perhaps?

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LOL!

I love this. 🙂



Leo -Ability to create explosions/ Midas touch
fist can turn objects into gold including their fists; which they use to break through objects/ Can temporarily blind enemies with a golden flash of light - very explosive, flashy, and stylish type of people with lots of flare.

Pisces- Ability to create illusions
Can Enter and manipulate others?? dreams/ Can create hallucinations in their enemies?? minds/ Psychic (can see the future) — very dreamy, sensitive, and escapist type of people.




Libra

Ability to detect danger and when others are lying/ Quick reflexes and agility/ Ability to master any task just by viewing it once - very fair/just, charming, and well-balanced type of people.

Also-- this is an interesting Libra quality you've mentioned-- and totally true.

My Libra "bestie" in high school and for a long time after had this strange ability to get find her way out of any place.

My gramma had this bizarre lock on the inside of the front door that no one had ever been able to open, until they were shown how-- and even then, they still had trouble.

She mastered it very quickly, once she realized that there was a possibility that she would be stuck inside, if she didn't (not really, but in theory)-- I was so impressed I asked her to show me how she did it.

She didn't know-- it was just a gift, I think-- lol.


Another time, she was riding in the car with me (I was driving), when she grabbed my steering wheel, forced the car to the left while laying on the horn-- by the time I reacted with a WTF?-- the incident was over.

Someone had almost hit us while pulling onto the road, and she swerved us out of the way from the passenger seat.

Quick reflexes-- oh yes. Totally impressed. 😄

Posted by Montgomery
I love this. 🙂



Leo -Ability to create explosions/ Midas touch
fist can turn objects into gold including their fists; which they use to break through objects/ Can temporarily blind enemies with a golden flash of light - very explosive, flashy, and stylish type of people with lots of flare.

Pisces- Ability to create illusions
Can Enter and manipulate others?? dreams/ Can create hallucinations in their enemies?? minds/ Psychic (can see the future) — very dreamy, sensitive, and escapist type of people.




Libra

Ability to detect danger and when others are lying/ Quick reflexes and agility/ Ability to master any task just by viewing it once - very fair/just, charming, and well-balanced type of people.

Also-- this is an interesting Libra quality you've mentioned-- and totally true.

My Libra "bestie" in high school and for a long time after had this strange ability to get find her way out of any place.

My gramma had this bizarre lock on the inside of the front door that no one had ever been able to open, until they were shown how-- and even then, they still had trouble.

She mastered it very quickly, once she realized that there was a possibility that she would be stuck inside, if she didn't (not really, but in theory)-- I was so impressed I asked her to show me how she did it.

She didn't know-- it was just a gift, I think-- lol.


Another time, she was riding in the car with me (I was driving), when she grabbed my steering wheel, forced the car to the left while laying on the horn-- by the time I reacted with a WTF?-- the incident was over.

Someone had almost hit us while pulling onto the road, and she swerved us out of the way from the passenger seat.

Quick reflexes-- oh yes. Totally impressed. 😄

Thanks. Glad you liked it.

Posted by everevolvingepithet

Posted by Sutekh


Libra- Brain melts in confusion

If they are the melters and not the melted, good show, Sir!
lmao@ the Cappy one, they're not that bad.

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Haha.