most annoying things about the signs

Just found this shitz on tumblr:

aries: “i’m an aries”

taurus: super jealous and territorial but goes after everyones man

gemini: judgy!!

cancer: super specific about their sleeping situation like “it has to be 100% dark and i need a fan on and exactly 2.5 pillows and a queen sized bed to myself”

leo: would break their own fingers to be the center of attention for 5 seconds

virgo: the flakiest people ever, will call you 5 hours after you were supposed to meet and say they fell asleep

libra: will manipulate you for dumb reasons like make you think you want mcdonalds so it doesnt seem like it was their idea

scorpio: genuinely a little bit evil for no reason

sagittarius: never calm down—like please relax

capricorn: will fuck up their own life and then whine about it like it wasn’t 100% their own fault

aquarius: constantly says they don’t like petty/fake people but lowkey one of the most petty/fake signs /

pisces: constantly crying and need to be babied

hahah 😄

LoL.

I especially liked Aries, Cancer and Leo. I relate to all of those. Like Cancer, I need the ac and a bunch of pillows and 100% dark to sleep. Now I know why.

aquarius: constantly says they don’t like petty/fake people but lowkey one of the most petty/fake signs /

Can't get more true than that.

aries: “i’m an aries”

Is it okay if I just fell off a chair?

leo: would break their own fingers to be the center of attention for 5 seconds

😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄

The Cancer one isn't annoying. That's pretty logical. 😄

pisces: constantly crying and need to be babied

As reserved and independent as I am , I highly doubt that.

Posted by BlueQueen
pisces: constantly crying and need to be babied

As reserved and independent as I am , I highly doubt that.

Yeah probably applies to pisces men. Pisces women are strong 😄

Posted by facepalming
Just found this shitz on tumblr:

aries: “i’m an aries”

taurus: super jealous and territorial but goes after everyones man

gemini: judgy!!

cancer: super specific about their sleeping situation like “it has to be 100% dark and i need a fan on and exactly 2.5 pillows and a queen sized bed to myself”

leo: would break their own fingers to be the center of attention for 5 seconds

virgo: the flakiest people ever, will call you 5 hours after you were supposed to meet and say they fell asleep

libra: will manipulate you for dumb reasons like make you think you want mcdonalds so it doesnt seem like it was their idea

scorpio: genuinely a little bit evil for no reason

sagittarius: never calm down—like please relax

capricorn: will fuck up their own life and then whine about it like it wasn’t 100% their own fault

aquarius: constantly says they don’t like petty/fake people but lowkey one of the most petty/fake signs /

pisces: constantly crying and need to be babied

hahah 😄

Don't know about the nerves of a sag but we have a hard time shutting the fuck up. There is concrete evidence of this in the fabled scorpio dissection topic.

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My youngest daughter is an Aries and even I find myself saying "She's an Aries" a lot. Translation: She's overtly an adorable disaster. Deal with it and you'll somehow love her anyways."

Aquarius is spot on as well! Hilarious post.

Posted by Lynne79

My youngest daughter is an Aries and even I find myself saying "She's an Aries" a lot. Translation: She's overtly an adorable disaster. Deal with it and you'll somehow love her anyways."

Aquarius is spot on as well! Hilarious post.

what?

I don't even talk to many people in real life.

so how could I say that they are fake/petty people?? 😕

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Posted by TheGreatSearcher
aquarius: constantly says they don’t like petty/fake people but lowkey one of the most petty/fake signs /

Can't get more true than that.

Here fuckn hereeee

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you all are fucking with me. *smh*

my hubs say it's time for bed. he's done with work.