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Which sign has the best poker face?

Posted by ellessque
scorpio
capricorn
aqua

YES Indeed!

aqua
capricorn


scorps tend to lose their poker face for that special someone. aquas are so aloof i have to check them for a blood pressure. capricorn, they all must take botox of something..no movement.

Capricorn

LOL

virgos lol

Aquarius for sure. Gemini too (but I think that may be because they are devoid of any emotion - at least the ones I know).

I don't get it with Scorps though, the ones I know can't hide how they feel for shit, whether it's good or bad.

Gemini? Really? All the ones I've known aren't able to hide their emotions for very long

^^^ the ones I know (including my father) are like stone.

Guess I know some pretty weak gems then cus I can see straight through them

haha Taurus? They are way too emotional and piss me off. Too clingy and emotional. They will let u know what's up. You must have a lot of some other sign, dreamer. I'm curious, what are your placements?

Taurus, hands down!

^^ You know I've never taken the time to look at any taurus's charts except one. I can't remember his moon honestly. The moon in virgo definitely explains the pokerface 😛

I think anyone can do it with years of practice. I hate to admit it, but, I am a DAMN good liar and improvisational artist if I need to be. I'm the type that can look you straight in the eye, unflinchingly, and tell you the biggest lie and you'll probably believe me. Of course, I'm only like this when the situation calls for it (I used to abuse this power as a kid so I could get away with stuff). Now it's used more for situation control such as keeping public confrontations at bay. I abhor messy emotional displays in public so I will do what I need to do in order to diffuse it.

I don't know about scorps or aquas but i will have to agree with caps. most caps i know barely act warm blooded. the only time i ever really see them act out in a somewhat emotional way is when they lust after you. boy, do they lust hard too... whew!

I saw someone post about a virgo moon... i have one of those. is that a good "poker face" placement? 😛

Daniel Negreanu is a Leo ... and he twitches and blinks every time he is going to raise.

The Unibomber is a Virgo ... and has to hide his face under his hoodie, so it is presumed that his poker face sucks.

Phil Ivey is an Aqua ... and his stare at the opponent is more intense when he wants a call, rather than a muck.

Phil Helmuth is a Cancer ... and his upper lip quivers slightly when he knows he's beat.




Antonio Esfandiari (Sag) seems to have a total blank ... his face, his hands, his posture all remain unmoved when he's holding pocket rockets, or seven/duece off.

Cap and Scorp, tho our eyes give us away.