Situations of the signs.

Feel free to use any placement, aspect, or planet. These situations could be anything in life from relationships, thoughts, decisions, or anything you want. Make it in a format like this.

Capricorn: I just don't chase what doesn't want to chase me anymore.

Leo: Bye bye

Capricorn: *Long gone and silent.*

Leo: Wait come back!

5 months later.

Capricorn: *Scrolls through phone* I'm feeling lonely. Who will give me quick easy attention? Ah!

Capricorn: Hey Leo.

Leo: *delusional thoughts fuelled by ego* I knew they would come back! I've got that magic touch over people.

Leo: *Proceeds to explain in detail why their life is great, and how much adventure and thrill the Capricorn missed on*

Capricorn: We should hang out.

Leo: For sure!

*both wake up in the same bed the next day*

Capricorn: I just don't chase what doesn't want to chase me anymore.

Leo: Bye bye.

lol

ok...

can we use dominant signs, moons mars ect?

going off your story...is it capricorn woman or leo man or leo woman capricorn man?



Capricorn female: "fine, leave." lights up a cigarette. "i work for the money."



Leo man: waahhh i love the sex. growl...

if it's the male capricorn female leo...



Leo woman: "if i can't have love, then i want nothing!" all or nothing!

Capricorn man: "give me children and family and home...and i'm all yours but i work you stay home."



Leo woman "Is that mansion for little ole' me?"

Capricorn man: "yes, but you need to work too. i value work ethics,"

Leo woman "What? wth your money we can hire maids."

Capricorn man: that's not the point. lol

These are not mine but I thought they were funny ...

Scorpio: whats the word for horny but not in a sexual way?, like I'm horny for Halloween but I dont wanna fuck a pumpkin, you feel?

Cancer: do you mean "excited"?

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Via text

Aries: do you wanna fuck?

Libra: what?

Aries: *truck*

Aries: I'm helping my friend sell a F-150

Aries: sorry if you wanted to fuck.

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lol

ok...

can we use dominant signs, moons mars ect?

going off your story...is it capricorn woman or leo man or leo woman capricorn man?



Capricorn female: "fine, leave." lights up a cigarette. "i work for the money."



Leo man: waahhh i love the sex. growl...

if it's the male capricorn female leo...



Leo woman: "if i can't have love, then i want nothing!" all or nothing!

Capricorn man: "give me children and family and home...and i'm all yours but i work you stay home."



Leo woman "Is that mansion for little ole' me?"

Capricorn man: "yes, but you need to work too. i value work ethics,"

Leo woman "What? wth your money we can hire maids."

Capricorn man: that's not the point. lol

I like it. Basically anything you want astrology wise. You can make stuff up, or use actual things you or people you know encountered.

Libra: So I acquired a 5 pound bag of shredded cheese yesterday.

Leo: Cheese?

Libra: Yea. My neighbor got it from her church and really had nothing to do with it all. She offered it to me and I took it because I know you really enjoy cheese. Its sealed and fresh still. You want It?

Leo: Hell yes I want it.

Libra: Cool I knew you would and would find something to do with it since you love cooking, and cheese lol.

Leo: Na I'm going to sit in the corner of my basement and eat it by the handfuls.

Libra: That's fucking gross lol.

20 minutes later dropping off the Libra.

Libra: Brb I'm gonna go grab that real quick.

*Comes to the passenger side of the car, opens the door, puts it on the seat, and puts the seat belt around it*

Leo: Wtf Lol!

Libra: Wouldn't want anything to happen to your beloved cheese. Bye! *Runs into house*

Leo: *Proceeds to take a selfie with the buckled up bag of cheese.*