The Simpsons

This topic was created in the Astrology forum by Easha23000us on Wednesday, August 27, 2014 and has 50 replies.

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Posted by KVZZMIR11
Side Show is definitely an Aquarius...dude's an enigma.

Just as Aquarius can never be figured, so is Side Show Bob.

Skinner is Scorpio

Bart is Aries

Mr Burns is Capricorn.

Krusty is another Leo...this time brighter version of Apollo.

Notice how these 5 continue clashing in the show?

Just as it is in real life...with Aquarius being the greater mystery.

I guess I can see where you are going with this, being that Aquarians can be the mad scientists of the zodiac...But I feel that side show bob's evil villan personality is more so of Scorpios than of Aquarius.

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homer= pisces. how is he not? always day dreaming. lazy. when life gets hard he turns to his addictions. duff beer and donuts, or any food

marge= not sure. maybe Capricorn?

lisa= easy for people to say virgo because of her studious ways. she comes off as very humanitarian though. very kind and not critical like most virgos are. open minded. I peg her as an aquarius or a libra

bart= aries

millhouse=cancer

Maggie= unsure

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sideshow bob is a scorpio. remember that time he plotted to kill bart? put on that face on camera during the shows, but secretly hated all the children

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@crimsonxsoleil
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nelson is a scorpio or has a scorpio moon

why? rough childhood. father left to get a pack of cigarettes, never returned. discord between him and his whore mother. puts up this tough exterior to hide his insecurities. very intimidating, he intimidates everybody. we see his romantic soft side when he dated lisa. vindictive. whenever bart or his friends mess with him he made sure they knew that they were gonna get theirs

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Posted by aime7
If he's connected to his roots, then Cancer can come into play as well.

yeah..he does yell a lot. always mad. misunderstood too, even though he has that underlying goodness. I could see him as a water sign

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Posted by KVZZMIR11
Moe is a jaded Leo.

PMSL!! DING DING DING!!

Aparently Matt Greoning based the comic book guy off himself so he must be an aquarian.

Homer Piscean with Aqua moon - moon is due to his mother leaving him
Marge Virgo with Aries moon - She's an efficient house wife with an artistic/creative streak
Bart - Cancer with Leo moon - impulsive attention seeker and is capable of having tender emotional moments and love for his family.
Lisa - Aquarius with Piscese moon - Black sheep of the family, intelligent and stubborn.
Maggie - Taurus with scorpio moon - She shot mr burns because he tried to take her lollypop

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Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
Posted by KVZZMIR11
Moe is a jaded Leo.

PMSL!! DING DING DING!!

Aparently Matt Greoning based the comic book guy off himself so he must be an aquarian.

Homer Piscean with Aqua moon - moon is due to his mother leaving him
Marge Virgo with Aries moon - She's an efficient house wife with an artistic/creative streak
Bart - Cancer with Leo moon - impulsive attention seeker and is capable of having tender emotional moments and love for his family.
Lisa - Aquarius with Piscese moon - Black sheep of the family, intelligent and stubborn.
Maggie - Taurus with scorpio moon - She shot mr burns because he tried to take her lollypop

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This is funny!!!

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LMAO @ Ralph being an Aquarius. How dare you, Ands!

Homer~ Taurus
Madge~ Virgo
Bart~ Sadge (adventurous)
Mr Burns~ Capricorn
Comic guy~ Aquarius
Smithers~ Libra (pleasant & gay)
Willie~ Aries
Moe~ he's so creepy that I cant think of what he could be. Skip
Bob~ Scorpio (vengeful)
Flennders~ Libra with Sadge bits
Nelson~ Leo

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I think comic book guy is a fat Virgo . He is so OCD with his comic books and remembers each issue and what happens in them without skipping a beat. Also the way he criticizes anybody who touches them in such a particular way gives a very gluttonous Virgo vibe

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Posted by crimsonxsoleil
I think comic book guy is a fat Virgo . He is so OCD with his comic books and remembers each issue and what happens in them without skipping a beat. Also the way he criticizes anybody who touches them in such a particular way gives a very gluttonous Virgo vibe

YES!!!!

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Cmon those are females and artists. Virgo is synonymous with exercise, and they've produced great athletes. And Apu is a Leo because he's so gregarious and warm. He may be a Sag as well.

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Posted by aime7
Cmon those are females and artists. Virgo is synonymous with exercise, and they've produced great athletes. And Apu is a Leo because he's so gregarious and warm. He may be a Sag as well.

nacho cheese dip is gregarious and warm, apu as a leo? uh oh no go

he doesn't seem to fit the description of a leo. sorry I just don't see it

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Posted by size zero superhero
LOL. Ands is so right about Barney being a Pisces.

Groundskeeper Willie = Aries as hell
Patty & Selma(Marge's twin sisters) = Geminis
Marge = Cancer
Homer = I agree with the OP, totally a Taurus
Mr. Burns = Scorpio, and Smithers = Virgo
Bart = Leo
Nelson the Bully = Sagittarius. HA-HA!
Comic book store guy = Aquarius
Milhouse = Pisces
Ned Flanders = Virgo
Lisa = IDK, good question.
Principal Skinner = Capricorn
Grandpa Simpson = Libra

+1

Marge is def a Cancer, undisputable. Somewhat narrow-minded; logic and common sense out the window as soon as shit gets personal; loving, but she'll never make you forget you owe her for life!

Skinner is pretty much like every Cap I know. Ned and Smithers are def Virgos.

Patty and Selma could be Sags if not Gems. They probably have a Leo moon... in fact I imagine they share charts with Gemcandle!

Lisa strikes me as either an Aqua or Dannata. Bart and Willie are def Fire signs, but can't decide which one.

El Homo is the most obvious, Taurus.

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Posted by Easha23000us
What sign do you think the Simpsons are?

Homer=Taurus
Marge=Capricorn
Lisa=Virgo
Bart=Aries
Maggie=Sagittarius

Dxp netters what do ya think!

I probably would've switched Marge and Lisa around, but those are my guesses too.