Damnata
@Damnata
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What present do you REALLY deserve?
What Present Do You Truly Deserve Based on Your Sun Sign
Your sun sign offers insights into the types of gifts that resonate with your personality. Whether it is a calming item for Aries or a symbolic gesture for Virgo, understanding your sign can guide you toward meaningful presents that satisfy your inner needs and desires.
Forgot one sign.
Cancer: Balls.
Cancer: Balls.
Just so the whole Cancer Board doesn't come to pinch me..I took this off a Romanian site and translated it for you folks.
But I do think it's incredibly accurate.
But I do think it's incredibly accurate.
Sorry I don't give gifts.
Oh and the Gemini one. I should've said "happy/delusional". In Romanian there's only a subtle difference between the two in language and that's what the author was alluding to.
The Pisces one..fuck I want that.
^like I said, accurate.
I'd care about the Virgo one but I don't have a heart. Maybe you kind folks can email me some?
I'd care about the Virgo one but I don't have a heart. Maybe you kind folks can email me some?
Posted by Theatrum
Food coupons?
great gif lol.
However...do I need to remind you of your birthday picture? 😛 You know you wanted that..at least back then.
I was talking about the present not the person bringing it!
Damn hedonist bulls.
Damn hedonist bulls.
Posted by Damnata
I was talking about the present not the person bringing it!
Damn hedonist bulls.
The person is the main present in Milky's scenario. You still don't get how our brans work.
stuff = stuff
people = stuff
main present, secondary present bla bla
greedy fucks.
greedy fucks.
😄
Posted by Theatrum
dis for you Dam.
that finger looks like circling around the clit.
i love drawing on windows in winter..stars and snowflakes are my favorite.
Posted by Damnata
that finger looks like circling around the clit.
..........poor innocent virgos my ass.
Posted by TheatrumPosted by Damnata
that finger looks like circling around the clit.
..........poor innocent virgos my ass.click to expand
I am just stating facts from this porn I saw once..for about 1 min. My innocent self couldn't take it anymore.
Poor, innocent Virgos. No one gets us. Le sigh.
We were just kidding... Right, Milky?
......right?
Nah, really, objectifying people is not my way of loving them lol!
......right?
Nah, really, objectifying people is not my way of loving them lol!
Posted by DamnataPosted by TheatrumPosted by Damnata
that finger looks like circling around the clit.
..........poor innocent virgos my ass.
I am just stating facts from this porn I saw once..for about 1 min. My innocent self couldn't take it anymore.
Poor, innocent Virgos. No one gets us. Le sigh.click to expand
Someone tied you to a chair, taped your eyelids and made you watch it? Was it a Scorpio?
Posted by Theatrum
No, I was browsing online and typed "youporn" instead of "youtube"
I am still traumatized.
I am still traumatized.
Lol @ nunnery.
Yeah, I was smh @ myself.
Poor me, wandering into that awful territory.
Poor me, wandering into that awful territory.
Imma call you racoon coat Pisces 😛
Detention 😄
Oooooo....have I been naughty? 😉
Oooooo....have I been naughty? 😉
Just make me laugh! That's the best gift of all!!!
So, ya, for capricorn, to make them smile is to give them some laughs.
So, ya, for capricorn, to make them smile is to give them some laughs.
Posted by DonJohnsonPosted by Damnata
Forgot one sign.
Cancer: Balls.
the bravest people in history are cancer suns.
are you mental?click to expand
are you into rhetoric questions? 🙂)
lol
I like cancers, the author doesn't.
Posted by Damnata
Oh and the Gemini one. I should've said "happy/delusional". In Romanian there's only a subtle difference between the two in language and that's what the author was alluding to.
In life, too.
Posted by MilkySoftPosted by Damnata
I was talking about the present not the person bringing it!
Damn hedonist bulls.
We appreciate an attractive presentation.
100% truthclick to expand
Sexy tan lady with black eyes and large ass in lingerie pour moi, s'il vous pla?t.
Posted by Damnata
According to your sun sign:
Aquarius: A bucket of realism.
I do not want more reality in my life. 😭
Posted by caster721
She's damn naughty/blockquote>
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