When you get too wastey...

This topic was created in the Astrology forum by clippityclop on Tuesday, September 13, 2016 and has 26 replies.

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And make friends with your cab driver.

Apparently we had a deep meaningful talk. And i told him things like, "you'll get there" "you'll be okay" "you'll do great things" fml. And then told him I would send him info on his astro chart. So we exchanged numbers. This was two weeks ago. He's trying to get a hold of me to hang out.. keeps calling/msging. I only responded the first day. But nothing further. Makes me so uncomfortable. No sober person should listen to any drunk person and take them seriously. AhhhHhhhhh

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Posted by bumboklatt

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lolololol

reminds me of my hitchhiking days

Haha how so? Drunken midnight drives talking about astrology?

aaaaaah yes best days of my life

also my greyhound days. people are so interesting (that may sound creepy lol)

I meet tons of people as a truck driver too. I'm about to go on a cross country trip with a trucker whom I just met and I cant wait to ask him his sign or birth date (im guessing Libra or Sag)

I'm a guy so maybe its not as scary for me. But I've had some weird encounters like some dude drove me and he said he was a convicted felon and gave me a hit of weed (that shit sucked) and yes I was stupid enough to take it lol but thankfully I made it safe

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Ah that's so cool. Where do you go as a truck driver?

In Canada I was a bit riskier. But here I'm a little more weary. And also I feel like my crazy shenanigan days are over. I feel like I just want to be a boring old lady now!

A convicted felon of what? I think it would depend on what it was. :/

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Posted by bumboklatt

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lolololol

reminds me of my hitchhiking days

Haha how so? Drunken midnight drives talking about astrology?

aaaaaah yes best days of my life

also my greyhound days. people are so interesting (that may sound creepy lol)

I meet tons of people as a truck driver too. I'm about to go on a cross country trip with a trucker whom I just met and I cant wait to ask him his sign or birth date (im guessing Libra or Sag)

I'm a guy so maybe its not as scary for me. But I've had some weird encounters like some dude drove me and he said he was a convicted felon and gave me a hit of weed (that shit sucked) and yes I was stupid enough to take it lol but thankfully I made it safe

Ah that's so cool. Where do you go as a truck driver?

In Canada I was a bit riskier. But here I'm a little more weary. And also I feel like my crazy shenanigan days are over. I feel like I just want to be a boring old lady now!

A convicted felon of what? I think it would depend on what it was. :/

I stick to California-Oregon-Washington-Nevada but mostly SOCAL

I've met fugitives too or so they said

I think he was joking around trying to be funny but I was sitting in the back seat and I said "well yeah but I'm sitting right behind you"

he also had a car seat in the back hahahaha

yeah nowadays I've slowed down and much less of a risk taker but life is a risk too so....

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Hahaha. A car seat in the back speaks volumes.

And yeah you're right. Life is a risk. I just want to be risky in healthier ways. Not in cabby knows where I live ways. ?

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Posted by nds
I invite Russian strippers to go swimming

Most of them don't end up looking as good as I remembered

Thankfully this was just the 1st time I got drunk in 4 years

My tolerance is back up and has been up since that night

HAHA russian strippers. People are always so much better looking when drunk.

Have you kept contact? Lol

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Posted by TheLibraMudra
the last time I was out on a crazy drinking spree at clubs, I disappeared from my friends to find a way home. Somehow managed to operate my phone for an uber. We talked a whole lot, no idea what. I said "I need food" and he pulled the car over and opened up the door so I could pick out a hot dog from one of the late night vendors lol. I kept thanking him over and over for the ride home in line hahaha. He said "What a shitty first date, huh? I could make it up to you, though." He asked me for my number lmao. When we got back in the car, I Skyped my dude and of course he had tons of questions. And I made my guy thank the driver for giving me a ride home lol.

I was such a mess. Legs laid out in the back, elbow on the door handle area just chillin, chowin down on some food, thanking The Lord for bread. How awkward. And who the hell asks someone for their phone number after buying their drunk, hardly walking in heels ass a hot dog?

Hahahahaa!!! Ahhhh. Yeah.. they think the drunk girls are easy. But when they sober up they are mortified at the whole event. And gross of him calling it a first date. Atleast drunk you got him to talk to your boyfriend!!! Good move.

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Posted by nds

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I invite Russian strippers to go swimming

Most of them don't end up looking as good as I remembered

Thankfully this was just the 1st time I got drunk in 4 years

My tolerance is back up and has been up since that night

HAHA russian strippers. People are always so much better looking when drunk.

Have you kept contact? Lol

No. I need to change numbers now that you remind me. I've issued too many death threats from buying sneakers from this number

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Buying sneakers...? ?!

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Oh my gosh - I did this exact thing with an Uber driver- now everytime I drink and need an Uber, I get terrified that he's gonna pick me up ? I had to block him because he kept reaching out and I mean like 9 months later still texting, "hey" - no no no - not happening! I'm with you, who takes drunk ppl seriously?! And he's a Leo, like that's ever happening... wait did I just blame astrology again? ?

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Posted by TaurusinTexas
Oh my gosh - I did this exact thing with an Uber driver- now everytime I drink and need an Uber, I get terrified that he's gonna pick me up ? I had to block him because he kept reaching out and I mean like 9 months later still texting, "hey" - no no no - not happening! I'm with you, who takes drunk ppl seriously?! And he's a Leo, like that's ever happening... wait did I just blame astrology again? ?

This driver was also a Leo!!! Whatever my drunk self said must have stroked his ego. Yes we blamrd astrology. ? that's hilarious though. It must happen way more often than I thought.. and nine months later— Omg. I hope to God he gives up after nine months. I get the random texts like, "hey" "u there?" Lol omgomgomg.

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Posted by TrueFantasy

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One time I was so wasted I got banned from my favourite club.

😢

I'm such a mess with booze lol I've got soooo many weird, cringey experiences blerghhhhh

Haha what happened?!

I can't remember ?

My friends told me I was so bad I ended up in the medics.

I was like..'I was in the medics?'

Eeek. Alch poisoning?

Probably.

I don't drink very often but that was one time when I went crazy. Hasn't happened ever since.

I pretty much consider myself sober.

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That's good of you. A lot of people don't know when to call quits.

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Posted by cheekyfaerie

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Really coulda used all these pointers yesterday, when I was doing my first uber drive! Assholes.

Kidding.

Sorta.

#itwasterrifying

Not too many female uber drivers these days!

Brave lady.

The whole thing was a cock up! 😆

Forgot my phone charger and hit the wrong button on the app and got paid $ 3.50 on an over $ 20 fare. Ha. Maybe I shoulda read the instructions. Lesson learned. But easy enough money. Just related to some of the posts here because I've been known to ramble when I get nervous. The only thing worse than being the chatty drunk is the overly chatty driver. 😄

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Oh nooo. Why does your phone dictate that? 😢

I think it'll be just fine. If they seem into talking then no worries 🙂 plus it's a little different being a female I think. Just don't grab any drunkys phone number haha.