Would you rather?.....

**Choose one, and then ask a question for the next poster.**

Would you rather...

Be caught cheating with your partner's best friend OR catch your partner cheating with your best friend?

Give partner a std

Pee marbles or poo bowling balls?

not be able to have a child

Would you rather have no hair or be really hairy?

Eat shit once.

Would you rather...

Have eyes like a fly OR hands like a lobster?

Posted by VivaciousScorpio
Eyes like a fly.

Would you rather die by falling from a building or die by drowning?

Drown

Would you rather have a super power of flying or be invisible?

Posted by PotHeadVirgo27
Leave my homeland

Would you rather have sex with a 6ft 50 pound woman or a 5'5 1000 pound woman?

Or man for women answering?

6ft 50lb, I think...

Would you rather stay where you have plenty of money and all your needs are met but without love or move where you start over, your money doesn't go as far so no more vacays and extras but your with your love?

Posted by xXxAliciaXxX

Would you rather everything you eat taste like poop for the rest of your life or.....

Eat real poop once, but after that everything you eat tastes normal and delicious?

HOLY SHEEYET 😆

But seriously, eat real poop once @_@

Edit: I'll let someone else play @leowww 's question, cos otherwise it'll get muddled.

Posted by andstrollbot
Loveless marriage

Hate fucks are hot

Would you rather bang p-angel or hydorah' s mom?

hydorah's mom.

Would you rather...

Somebody else wins the lottery but you get to decide what they buy (for themselves) OR You win the lottery but somebody else gets to choose what you buy?