@Virg916
14 Years
Zodiac Signs: Marry, Fook, Torture, Kill...
Understanding Zodiac Sign Compatibility and Traits
Zodiac signs reveal personality traits and compatibility factors that influence relationships. Taurus is often seen as a good match for marriage, while signs like Sagittarius and Gemini are considered more adventurous for intimacy. Scorpio's intensity can be challenging, and Aquarius or Pisces may have unpredictable qualities. These insights help understand zodiac-based relationship dynamics.
^ By using my powers of deductive reasoning, I'm gonna assume you want to kill Leo,Capricorn, and Pisces. haha
marry
sag w/scorp
fook
pluto risings and mars scorpio
torture
pisces
kill
pisces
So...you're a pisces lover...haha
Scorpio...all across the board. Marry, F(uc)k, and Kill. and then repeat again, and then again, and then again. Never getting sick of the cycle. Love them Scorpios.
Me = Virgo
Marry = Aries or Sagittarius
Fook/ = Aries, Sagittarius, Taurus, Gemini, maybe Scorpio too?
Torture = Scorpio (we are talking BDSM, right?) Also Aries.
Kill = no one. I do find most Caps annoying, but not to the point of wanting to kill them.
Marry - —
Fluck - Aries, Taurus, Pisces (maybe at the same time 😛)
Torture - Gemini, Sagittarius, Cancer
Kill - Leo, Gemini
Marry: Cancer, Taurus, Virgo
Fook: Scorpio, Leo, Aries
Torture: Libra, Capricorn, Sagittarius
Kill: Gemini, Aquarius, Pisces
People are saying they'd kill no one. No fair. lol
Marry:Libra and Capricorn (somehow, caps keep me grounded stability wise, however the marriage would be mundane, not miserable but uneventful, just saying, thus the reason they got included down below)
Fook:Gemini, Scorpio, Libra
Torture:Taurus or Aquarius
Kill:Cancer (no offense)
🙂The gem in me can't resist addign this one🙂 Cheat with:Libra, Gemini
🙂and this one🙂 Cheat on: Scorpio, Taurus, Capricorn
Marry: Scorpio, Taurus
F*ck: Capricorn, Aquarius, Aries
Torture: Gemini, Cancer
Kill: Pisces, Capricorn
marry = aries, gemini, or taurus male
torture = sagittarius of both genders. they piss me off so much. why do most of them lack class?
Posted by SoooGem
Marry:Libra and Capricorn (somehow, caps keep me grounded stability wise, however the marriage would be mundane, not miserable but uneventful, just saying, thus the reason they got included down below)Fook:Gemini, Scorpio, Libra
Torture:Taurus or Aquarius
Kill:Cancer (no offense)
🙂The gem in me can't resist addign this one🙂 Cheat with:Libra, Gemini
🙂and this one🙂 Cheat on: Scorpio, Taurus, Capricorn
LOL Cute! And sooooo Gemini (ok that might have been me when I was younger and didn't know any better...much too mature for that stuff now). :-)
Posted by Theultra79
Marry -Aquarius w/water , cancer w/air, sadgeFuck - aqua, cancer, Aries
Torture - no torture, torture is unfair. Me and a Gemini can go blow for blow
Kill - then I will Finish the Gemini. As gem takes last breathe, I will whisper in their ear, (while stroking their hair) "goodbye evil twin...goodbye."
Lol! I love this.
Posted by Theultra79
Marry -Aquarius w/water , cancer w/air, sadgeFuck - aqua, cancer, Aries
Torture - no torture, torture is unfair. Me and a Gemini can go blow for blow
Kill - then I will Finish the Gemini. As gem takes last breathe, I will whisper in their ear, (while stroking their hair) "goodbye evil twin...goodbye."
LMAO...now that has me laughing this morning...you think it's unfair to torture us, but you'd damn sure kill us all whilst whispering in our ear...haha, you do realize, gem would likely be the one sign hanging around haunting you daily, long after you have killed us...lol
Seriously though TA, I can understand, sometimes I wanna kill me too...well, not me, the other me 🙂
"Me and a Gemini can go blow for blow" Yeah, there's nothing like a good fight between a leeb and a gem. and yes, with both these signs, it would be blow for blow.
Meant to type TU, for TheUltra ^^^^^, not TA
Posted by ninjafish
Wow. I feel so depressed after absorbing this thread. Most people want to eat us as sushi but not in the fun way because we scarcely got a fook, not even a sympathy one because this forum is full of sociopaths 😢But fook y'all I'll play anyhoo, MY version 🙂
Marry: LEO 😄
Fook: LEO 😄And I'll omit the last two nasty options... (Which is probably one of many infuriating reasons why you wish my species dead).
*Rainbow kisses, sparkles and unicorns everyone* lolz
Awww...Come here. *hugs*...(pulls out knife). lol.jk. You're cool.
Marry - Taurus
Fook- Taurus
Torture - Gemini bitches.
Kill- 😢...
Marry: Sag (maybe
Fook: All 12
Torture: Aquarius
Kill: Cap
Posted by Theultra79
Marry -Aquarius w/water , cancer w/air, sadgeFuck - aqua, cancer, Aries
Torture - no torture, torture is unfair. Me and a Gemini can go blow for blow
Kill - then I will Finish the Gemini. As gem takes last breathe, I will whisper in their ear, (while stroking their hair) "goodbye evil twin...goodbye."
LMAO...now that has me laughing this morning...you think it's unfair to torture us, but you'd damn sure kill us all whilst whispering in our ear...haha, you do realize, gem would likely be the one sign hanging around haunting you daily, long after you have killed us...lol
Seriously though TA, I can understand, sometimes I wanna kill me too...well, not me, the other me 🙂
"Me and a Gemini can go blow for blow" Yeah, there's nothing like a good fight between a leeb and a gem. and yes, with both these signs, it would be blow for blow.
Lol yes! We would battle for so long, I'd have to stop and make us a sandwich.
But I'd lace yours with cyanide
😉
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haha...dayuuum...oh well, at least the libra in you would be kind enough to makes me a sandwich first 🙂
so whats your gripe with gems anyway?...just curious
LOL! Gems would laugh in your face through the torture. Or mind fuck you until you'd be forced to let us go. Then since we are eloquent with words, we'd convince you to torture then kill yourself before you realize the ruse. Yup, we'd have the last laugh...ijs
Posted by GemStar05
LOL! Gems would laugh in your face through the torture. Or mind fuck you until you'd be forced to let us go. Then since we are eloquent with words, we'd convince you to torture then kill yourself before you realize the ruse. Yup, we'd have the last laugh...ijs@soooooogem
see all that shyt gemstar just talked? 😉 LOL that right there is my problem with gems.
That, and you guys know exactly where to find my last nerve and then you proceed to do your evil twin happy dance all over it.
I was with a gem for 2 yrs. I srsly can't believe neither one of us ended up in prison dealing with each other. OMGeeezy
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Awwww and I just loveeeee Libras... 😉
Marry-- Sag, Cap or Aries
Fuck -- Cap, Sag, Pisces
Torture- Aqua (to see if they really feel something 😛) Pisces and some Libra women.
Kill-- Pisces dudes.
We wouldnt lose much without Pisces anyway, since their minds are always everywhere except on this planet..their bodies are pretty much a waste of space anyways 😛
Dont be silly, Im just being facetious all the time..I thought your Pisces feelers could detect that easily..guess P-Angel is just full of shit. 🙂
Besides you're female..that automatically cuts down the irritating factor by about 80%
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
We wouldnt lose much without Pisces anyway, since their minds are always everywhere except on this planet..their bodies are pretty much a waste of space anyways 😛I see pisces getting bashed at every astro forum I frequent. I really had no idea we were that irritating and I'm developing a complex.
No worries ninjafish. I'm kinda confused by the racism against Pisces too 😉. All the Pisces people I've ever met were really sweet.
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Since you're a Libra you probably dealt with them for a maximum of 5 minutes 😛 Pisces are nice for like 5 minutes yeah then they'll just suck your energy lol
Thanks for the half compliment 😛 I was also just gonna say I love your eyes.
Marry: Cancer, Scorpio, Gemini
Fook: Scorpio, Aqua, Cap
Torture: Sag, Virgo men
Kill: Pisces
😄
Posted by GemStar05
LOL! Gems would laugh in your face through the torture. Or mind fuck you until you'd be forced to let us go. Then since we are eloquent with words, we'd convince you to torture then kill yourself before you realize the ruse. Yup, we'd have the last laugh...ijs@soooooogem
see all that shyt gemstar just talked? 😉 LOL that right there is my problem with gems.
That, and you guys know exactly where to find my last nerve and then you proceed to do your evil twin happy dance all over it.
I was with a gem for 2 yrs. I srsly can't believe neither one of us ended up in prison dealing with each other. OMGeeezy
Awwww and I just loveeeee Libras... 😉
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^^^^Yep, me too...I really do love the leebs. Fortunately, I understand them, and quite frankly we are similar in many ways. probably why we can grate on each others nerves. Don't get me wrong, the leebs are no where near perfect and Lord knows they have some ugly fugly ways, and most times you would want to tear their heads from between their ears...but then they smile, and I melt 🙂
@TA...you know we gems just talk alot of shit...actually, we just talk alot period 🙂 most times its really just harmless talk. But, I think the problem some leebs might have with gems is that we don't/won't cater to your temperaments like most others will, and we definitely give you a run for your money...more important, we make you leebs feel. whether it be anger or happiness. Love or hate...we make you all feel. That's actually when most leebs take off and run too.
🙂 but thanks TA for the answer. Wasn't trying to be all in your busness nosey, but was actually curious why the hatred. But anyways, I know none of what you have said is reflective of me personally, so its all good dear libra...
I still love the leebs...Yours is actually the only sign that can fustrate me as a gem and I could still dearly love. Other signs, Nah, not even trying to understand anything beyond how to get away from your fustrating ass.
@GemStar...that was actually brilliant what you said...and most times it would happen just like that. hehe
^^^^Oooops...did I do the TA thing again. I mean TU (the ultra)...now, there is something to be annoyed with the gemini for...hell I'm gem and i annoy myself at times when I don't pay slow down 🙂
@TA...you know we gems just talk alot of butter...actually, we just talk alot period most times its really just harmless talk. But, I think the problem some leebs might have with gems is that we don't/won't cater to your temperaments like most others will, and we definitely give you a run for your money...more important, we make you leebs feel. whether it be anger or happiness. Love or hate...we make you all feel. That's actually when most leebs take off and run too.
^^^^^^
SoooGem, you are spot on right there! A Libra man I've been friends with foreverrrrrr gets soooo frustrated with me because I dare to have my own mind and won't just suck up what he tells me. Or he will call me and start shit just to get a rise out of me. However, the Gem in me and the Cancer rising (ugh @ the water sign; this is the only time I'm appreciative of them, lol!) in me is very intuitive and I know instinctly what he's up to so I won't bite. I'll ignore whatever he's saying and ask about the weather or some simple shit like that! LMAO! He tries and tries to get back to irritating me but it neverrrr works. Sometimes I tell him to call me back and start all over because I'm tired of his shit. He does and then we're cool again! No matter what I say or do he's there for me...I absolutely adore him and he's the bestest friend I've ever had.
@GemStar...that was actually brilliant what you said...and most times it would happen just like that. hehe
^^^^
SoooGem, you know how we do... *wink*
Posted by Theultra79
@ sooogem and gemstarYep you guys are right. Gems irk me because you're the only sign able to get a rise out of me. Everyone else's bs just goes in one ear and out the other. I don't srsly HATE gems. It's like that love/hate you have with certain family members.
One thing I love about geminis. We could be ripping each other to shreds one day. The next day it's like nothing ever happened. Aries and geminis are the best sports.
🙂 Girl you know that's right...much love to you too TheUltra.
Marry: Any of the Cardinal signs
F**k: Aries + Any of the water signs
Torture: Scorpio (only because I think they get off on that 🙂 )
Kill: Gemini, Aquarius
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If you had to choose, which signs would you Marry, Fook/F(uc)k, Torture, or Kill?
Marry = Taurus
Fook/ = Sagittarius or Gemini
Torture = Scorpio (Who knows, the little weirdos might like it. lol)
Kill = Aquarius or Pisces (Sorry fishies. I gotta make sushi outta that ass.)