@mr.crabby
20 Years1,000+ PostsCancer
People may act unpredictably due to stress, miscommunication, or personal issues. Recognizing that others may have hidden motives or difficulties can help you remain patient and avoid taking their actions personally.
Not a bitch, a b/i/t/c/h tabarnak.
If they were any smarter I'd probably hang myself.
Your beautiful neck 😢
Love!
I'm shocked.
hahaha gawd ur funny stacy!!
omigawd waaat i thought u were jokn... r u actually!?
Hey, get a chat room, you 2.
ohh gawd i thought u mighta been.
ohhh yyy wat hapened hun?
when you're giving something away for free, let them do the work not you. Nice doesn't work. But, dont worry you can still give me the free cash, I'll take it just this once..
Should i murder her and dismember her corpse in front of her children?
lol yeaa me 2 crabby i mean if ur given kupo cash u can spare me some yea? n dont worry hun we r not stealin ur thread wer jus tryin 2 boost up th cancer numberz!! haha
I dunno flip a coin.
nooo crabby thatz 2 nice of u... u should drug the children and get them 2 do it.
Can I join in on the fun misty 😢? I like the heat, so cosy..
lol sure u can kupo! wat would u like 2 do?
Is this second hand love or mint condition? I want brand new love!!
lol brand new love it is! none of thiz second hand stuff...
How much for brand new love?
hmmm wat would u say? haha how high u willing 2 go?
I want discount!!
lol ummm id ask them wat they were on...
then id ask 4 sum... haha y whod u ask?
hahaha it could... so it means the person is either extremely intelligent or extremely stupid... haha which do u rekon?
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yeah crabs do hate humans, and they hate rams, lions and centaur horses as well as those silly twins, and that blind lady with scales as well as the weird water bearer, not to mention bulls, virgins and tough goats, sometimes they even hate scorpions and fishes..... may be they hate other crabs too!!! 🙂
Yeah, i guess maybe i want to be you in a way.
Let's hope the respondents to my new ad will be better.
What's the new ad? Free sex 😉?
I'm out of that.
wahooo free sex!!! i knew id struck gold wen i found this forum... lol
Airplane ticket to Canada isn't free 😉, just the sex is.
lol ant there always a catch... haha!
I'm impotent. sorry everybody.
hahaha dont worry crabster im jus messin round wit ya!! haha peace out steazy!
The guy didn't even show up, what a fag.
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So i post this ad on the internet, giving something away for free, you just have to pick it up, etc...
I get about 25 emails in half an hour, so i try to get in touch with some of them. The woman emails me back giving me two different phone numbers. WTF?? So i try the first one, it's her home, she's not there. Ok, so now i call the second number, it's her work number (why would you give your work number to a stranger—), so i ask for her and she's busy. I call again later, wait on the line for a few minutes and i get told she can't come to the phone.
Next i grab a second email, call the person and she comes to pick the item up an hour later, case closed. I then proceed to mark the item as "sold".
Today, i receive an email from the first woman calling me a liar. WTF— I HAVE TO RUN AFTER PEOPLE ALL DAY TO TRY TO GIVE THEM SOMETHING FOR FREE—??
I guess i should just smile crocodile. What a bitch.