cancers are sexy - no denying it (Page 3)

ok i guess you are observing again..

yes....cancers are freaking SEXY!!

who's ur favorite scorpio Cansir?

...say me...say me...((crossing fingers)

Hi *waves* Just popped in and wanted to say that you guys are cracking me up.

aww thanks. you scorps aren't so bad yourself

scorpiochick...back off sweetie...he's mine

lady scorp you are the only one for me..no other can even come close to you baby.

and u know i'll fight u for him....

"lady scorp you are the only one for me..no other can even come close to you baby."

u see that Scorpiochick....he doesn't want u...leave him alone!!!

lady scorp i like that fire you have for fighting for your man..wow, very nice.
i think you scared her off..

lmao...yeah back off chick...he wants a real lady

I'm a lover not a fighter. But don't worry, I've got my sights on another Cancer.

You're right. They are damn sexy!

ladies we can settle this with some tank tops and oil.. which i will provide..lol.

i am literally holding my mouth from bursting out in laughter here

Scorpiochick...

is this other Cancer on DXP because I will fight u for him too

I suppose that we will be mud wrestling too...

ahh this is great..

Nope he's not from DXP. Not that all the cancers here aren't fabulous, they just aren't the one that gets under my skin.

i am flexible scorpiochick..whatever you feel comfortable with..i am game to either or both..we might have to add something else since we can go for the best two out of three..

lol my boss just wrote me an email asking if i was keeping busy...lol i sure am

don't sell us short we can get under anyones skin

*Whips off work clothes and puts on tank top.*

Yes cansir, you sure can - and it isn't fair.

lets go sweetie....it'll be a battle to the death

hold on i need to grab some snacks..yall can stare each other down in the meantime..

lmao....i can't anymore...u two are going to get me in trouble

I should have said that cancers are the only ones that can do that. It is so not fair.

oh and some friends..

what's the problem with this cancer, chick..let's hear it..

That is a good idea Lady Scorp. I do look like a corn ball wearing a tank top and baby oil at work.

thank god another scorpio came in to keep this entertaining...love ya Scorpiochick!!!

ah, i think you look sexy chick..leave it on for a bit longer..plzzzzz

You go for the greasy look cansir?

ok thats it! ur going down Chick!!

((pushes Chick down into the mud and rips tank right off of her))

right back at ya lady scorp. Scorpio chicks are groovy.

oh wait...r we in mud or oil? oops

Woah! I wasn't going for the nude look!!!!!!!

not normally..but when there are tank tops and oil involved..ahhhhh, yes

I think we are oily in the mud

r u going to help me clean myself off Cansir? i'm all dirty

That's it! *Pushes Lady Scorp down in the mud*

((pulls Chick down with me))

oil, mud, or both work for me so keep going ladies..i didn't say to stop..lol

i have the sponges ready to go..but i can only clean one at a time unless one wants to help the other to show good sportsmanship..

"but i can only clean one at a time unless one wants to help the other to show good sportsmanship.."

yeah nice try

ahh.....i can only imagine what the others will say when they read all this....hmph

can fault a man for trying 😉

dammit you mercury in retrograde..i hate you.. i meant can't..

true, just not my cup of tea

lady scorp i don't want you to do anything you feel uncomfortable with. i was just trying to save cleaning time so i was only inquiring. you are still my number 1