Crab Quotes

Intentional or not crabs say some of funniest stuff. Post your favorite crab quotes. Doesn't matter who the person is. Celebrities, family, whoever.

"Who needs friends when you got wine?" Me 😄

Posted by Moonbutter
"Who needs friends when you got wine?" Me 😄

Hahaaah me gusta!!!

Thanks fullwaterpisces🙂 and my recent fave..."Argue with yourself, and you are guaranteed to win " 😉

Pulled this from er FB page---
Do you ever wonder what Adam and Eve felt the very first time they met each other and knew of the existence of another human on Earth? How did they learn to court each other and work together? Like, seriously. Wwweeeirrrrd.

Wtf thinks of shit like this?

Why would she post this? (She posted this today)

Even weirder is the fact that Adam couldn't hide his instant boner. AWKWARD!

Posted by MoonArtist
Even weirder is the fact that Adam couldn't hide his instant boner. AWKWARD!

Hahahahhahahah i hope is crab funny mood swing coming because i like it

LOL OH SHIT! Eve would just be looking trying figure out what's happening to him. How did he know where to put it?

I'm just posting here because the Cancers in my life have the zaniest humor ever.

Up there with Pisceans, battling it out for no.1 spot.

My Cancer brother liked to tell, "and sympathy is all you need, my friend".

It was on a Music casette he brought home. I tried to figure out what english text was saying.

actually a simple text:
And when you climb into your bed tonight
And when you lock and bolt the door
Just think of those out in the cold and dark
'Cause there's not enough love to go 'round

And sympathy is what we need my friend
And sympathy is what we need
And sympathy is what we need my friend
'Cause there's not enough love to go 'round
No, there's not enough love to go 'round

Now half the world hates the other half
And half the world has all the food
And half the world lies down and quietly starves
'Cause there's not enough love to go 'round

Posted by Kim31
Intentional or not crabs say some of funniest stuff. Post your favorite crab quotes. Doesn't matter who the person is. Celebrities, family, whoever.

If they Hate then let them Hate and watch the money pile up---50cent.