CrabMEN LO_OK HERE

itsokay...

you can come a little closer *tucks stinger behind back*

o_O

no, closer

CLOSER (o_O)

good crab,

now...please tell me your most INTIMATE SECRETS!!!!

okay- fine

just share your personal experiences with SCORPIO FEMALES...please be wordy and long-winded. DO NOT leave out ANY details. Thank you o_O.

wha?? You need me to be MORE SPECIFIC—

*rolls eyes*

of course you do...hew-I give you mistewr bwanky back and I give you a wittil bottle even though it iint nappy times yet...

okay- here are some topics:

>sex-the good the bad and the painful (can be either in this relationship right?)
>long-term or short-term (how long have you been with your scorpfem?)
>OH CHRIST- I'm not gonna sit here and make a fecking list! Just tell me yer thoughts on the matter...k?

ohOH

so now you changed your mind? your not in the MOOOOD to answere my questions— Well tough!!

*injects truthytalky venom into left claw*

there

that should help ya a lil...

I can't wait forever you know...

hmmmm

Is it just me or do you suddenly have a craving for crabbypatties?

I know yer lot- quite a fair bit like Mr.Crabs...I know how you love to be stingy... $ $ $ $ $ $

ME MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

still waiting...

do you FEEEEEEEEL like talking yet—

Well,you know what they say bouts cancer menz don't you?Maybe...

I don't get it.. whats the punchline?

Shoene

You are a fool.

LOL Tiamat...that generally doesn't hurt, it's true.

Yeah. Anyhow, I've said it before and I'll say it again:

"A cancer wants what it cannot have, then loses interest when it finally gets it."
You may think it's a game, but it is simply a cancer's standard MO.

Other info:
http://www.ehow.com/how_14542_date-cancer.html

Ok. I'LL answer. I really fancy them quite a bit.( Plus we've both got pincers)

24. Try not to make them retreat back into their shells Amy
It may seem like the Cancer plays hot and cold games with you sometimes, but it's not without reason. If the Cancer comes out of his or her shell to open up to you, embrace it and take notice! If you fail to notice and let this pass by, the Cancer becomes hurt and retreats back into their shells! It may be a while until they come out again, and you'll be wondering why they're so elusive with you as a result!

FOUND THIS ON THAT EHOW SITE... TAKE NOTICE OF THIS! IT'S TRUE 🙂 KINDA SOUNDS FUNNY HUH? HEE HEE HEE WHERE'S MY CRABBY... I WANT TO CRUSH AND KILL HIM WITH ONE OF MY BEAR HUGS!

huh i don't get hurt or feel some emotion at times and that what pisses of my gem honey,perplexes the hell out of my taurus friends and bamboozle the libra,lol.And scorpios looooove cancers cause they willing to ummmmmm,hmmmmm,do tha do,he he he.

Yeah that's what I see too... crabs aren't hurt that easily, which is nice cuz I like my men to be able to take a beating like men 🙂 Although they don't like it when you're the one acting that way or laughing at some of their angry remarks. Dammit that's a bad habit! I can't help feeling entertained... what's worse is that the more stinging the remark the funnier I find it. Although sometimes I recall it later and think 'Ouch, hey that was a little mean, talk about tactless' but then I laugh at myself for that too lol And if I think I have to apologize I do so in a very heartfelt manner and he's usually past it too so it's ok 🙂

We're actually very similar... I once told him to die and he laughed and called me crazy... which made me laugh cuz I meant it lol

Well that's dumb... I meant that I told him that I hoped that he killed himself on the way home. His joke bugged me so that amused him lol

whhaa?

in my experience- they are VERY delicate creatures- to be handled with tender loving care and quick mercy deaths in hot water 🙂

So.. the bulls and scorpions are plotting to kill us crabs huh? Hmmmm.. we'll see about that 🙂

Dammit Schoene you gave us away!

😛

What's the problem SRG? It'd be a happy death... don't you luv taurus and scorp ladies? lol

Yeah, I love them to death 🙂 And when you say "happy death" aren't you implying a quick, painless death? The only way to do that is for us to have a threesome.. then I die a happy man 😉

HE HE A threesome,where cancerlady i want a onesome with uuu,yummmmyyy

TC, if i'm "going down" i'm taking the bull and scorp with me..

...needs garlic butter....

Message posted by: SRG on 5/14/2006 11:31:34 PM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.12
Yeah, I love them to death And when you say "happy death" aren't you implying a quick, painless death? The only way to do that is for us to have a threesome.. then I die a happy man

REQUEST DENIED

TC and I will stay a respectful distance away from your retracting genitalia as it disintegrates in the pre-heated water.

Maybe...if yer lucky we will makeout real quick- but yer eyeballs will already be gone at that point. Besides, a bull and a scorpion provide no pain-free sexual experiences and little crabbies wouldn't beable to breathe after a trample and a sting between the sheets- not to mention a hottub threesome before we remove yer shell an eat your tender insides 🙂

Guaranteed an entertaining evening if videotaped by a third party...any volunteers??

" REQUEST DENIED"

Remember, when they say "No" it means "Yes".

" Guaranteed an entertaining evening if videotaped by a third party...any volunteers??"

I AM! Where to go?

the playboy mansion

"the playboy mansion"

I thought it's Schoenes call.

You want it too?

Well you're right, It its Schoenes call 🙂 But it's hard to let an opportunity like that go by... 😉

DAMN SKIPPY itsMY call!!!

haffo has been the lead videographer several times already...

sorry hon- butitstime to give someone else a chance...maybe a female??

okay... lol- the playboy mansion??

*thoughtfully rubs chin*

are we talking the grotto here? I think we could rig something that would heat it to boiling- hm- lemme talk to hef and see if he's got any ideas- keep up the good work folks!

okay - so hef just called me back and he says that the grotto is a no-go because the boiling-high temps would have a deflating effect on the bunnies' implants.

I shoulda known...

any other ideas??