Grievance with all MEN

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following

reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work in great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark place that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

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Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have

raised, the administration rejects your request for the following

reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting

other locations.

You do not take initiative- -you need to be pressured and stimulated

in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as

wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have

completed the assigned task.

And, as if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly

entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking

bags.


Sincerely,


The Management

http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSYYYYYYYYUS' target='_blank'>

OMG! ROFL!

And who was manager?

Does that woman even work? Sure wish I could sit home on welfare and post on the internet all day and all night.

Guys don't pay any attention to all of these immature male-bashing jokes. We aren?t all Bitter Bettys some of us happen to think you?re terrific!!!!!!

Hey Toto.......lighten up girl.....you seem to dislike Cancerlady's posts alot....why is there so much "bitterbetty" in you at the moment towards CL??

It's a jokey jokey post.....we all do them lots of times....I don't think there's one man on this board that would call the above "male-bashing" - and if there is, then he needs his head examined.......and then his penis:-)!!!

A x

OMG - you are hilarious C-Lady! I love it and you too!

I am seriously ready to cry because I can't post a joke, I can't post a story, I can't post an opinion...I can't post ANYTHING!

*Slowly retreating into the shell*

Parallax, I might be joining you soon...I see what you mean.

WTF! It was a joke, damn!

Cancerlady, I thought it was hilarious. Tell &Toto2 to go back to Dorothy.

Toto we all know cancerladys black,heres the catch,we don't care.She along with old jake are my personal favorite comedians here.It's an astrology site not a kkk stereotype bashing site.

Alright Toto or whatever you call yourself you didn't have to go there and obviously it was a joke

MANY people on this forum love Cancerlady alot including myself- she is sweet, funny, and intelligent so don't go there ok

Cancerlady- DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE!!!!!

OBPISCES

CancerLady,

First of all, I didn't know you were black, I thought you were just a sweet lady who kept me laughing. I'm clueless as to why this keeps surfacing with you - but, I love ya girl and I would even if you were green with purple stripes.

I thought the post was great and we sure would miss you if you left. Don't let one person (who is obviously jealous of you) bring you down and chase you away.

Hugs and kisses to you C-Lady.

CancerLady,

I just looked at your picture and I'm like drooling over here. Your gorgeous !! Ahhh, I see now why someone would be jealous, he he he.

&Toto sucka punched Cancerlady.

She dropped a few insults and ran off.

I've been waiting for her response... I've been waiting to see what she's about..

SOMETHING other than the hit-and-run-2-posting rant..

Maybe it's that pressing job she has- or she's silently reading because the thought of engaging in conversation after drop kicking someone with her words is too intimidating.

EITHER WAY... To me, those are the actions of a coward- and miss c-lady, I wouldn't give it anymore thought.

If you leave, who else will laugh at my jokes?

-sTd

C~Lady....I loved your post and thank YOU for taking the time to "joy" up our day by your postings. Gotta find the humour in life cuz it's all around us...as "they" say, "laughter is the best medicine" STD didn't you post something regarding that topic? I'm still laughing!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

If you feel you must go in your shell for a bit...go ahead but come out stronger than before you went in and bring back more humourous postings...I for one will be waiting!

You rock lady!

P-angel,with this one it is the welfare no job comment.I'm half native american/half white,I look white and grew up in ghetto areas,so I knew it was a hit at that because I've had to hear it countless times in the past and still currently.Either through walking down the street with black or hispanic people those things would be yelled out in cowardly drive by arguements or those people would single me out thinking they were being devious or sneaky in talking sh-t behind thier backs.Somehow because im "white"I guess I was supposed to agree with them or something,turns out it sucks to be them.And yeah,your a beautiful woman cancerlady,don't pay any attention to her she's the only bitter betty here.

Hey guys,

First of all thanks for showing me so much love. One of my greatest joys in life is making other people laugh and be happy. This was the funniest doggone e-mail I had gotten in a long time & I wanted to share. EVERYBODY male & female with the exception of &Toto thought so also...Which leads me to conclude

1. Obviously this &Toto person is female...
2. She named herself after a dog...

Therefore I have no choice but to realize that she is a B!TCH...Ha Ha Ha

Okay, so that's not even my style to be mean like that, but she has totally sucker punched me for no apparent reason one time too many.

http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSYYYYYYYYUS' target='_blank'>

That's for you because you are the REAL Bitter Betty! I mean seriously...I created a post about penis's (grammatically correct?) so if ANYONE on this board loves the penis...it's Cancerlady. So there.

And, as if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly

entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking

bags.


This is my favorite one! I can't stop laughing!

*raises hand* I love penis too..

*raises both hands✨ I concur with Seizey! 🙂

Me three, with STD, C-Lady & Freebird . . . love it, love it, love it

Can't count - that's four

Ummm, P-Angel....

Got penis on the brain?

I've got penis and bags on the brain!

I've got penis on the brain-- but I'm hoping for it to be somewhere else.. much further south... 🙂

Penis fun

Oh Tiamat - I see. I didn't get that from toto's post, but I understand what you're saying. I think the part that really bugs me is that apparantly toto is black too, or at least, that's what she insinuated and well - what's with that? I mean, if she's carrying some sort of resentment, then why lash out at CL for it? I'm just clueless about the whole social order of things. I say when toto comes back we jump her and tackle her down to the ground - I'll yield my ax and crucify her!

Yep, CL - I always have penis on my brain. STD says it's probably because - what was it you said Seize? Venus in Aries? Actually, I'd rather have it on my chest, but my brain will work if that's all I can get.

yes P-Angel, your venus is definitely in aries (as is mine).

Hey Cancerlady.

This Toto whoever he/she is simply trying to make you upset. If I were you, I would simply ignore it.

Haffo

Haffo

You are right, she only appears at the most random times saying the stupidest sht...I guess my feelings just got hurt a bit because I NEVER try to ridicule people unless they do it to me first.

You are all NASTY GIRLZ!!! I love it!

Cancerlady

My Venus is in Gemini...So

Venus in Gemini gives a sociable, well-mannered, refined, good-humoured and friendly social disposition; you are original and inventive with a liking for variety in your social and romantic life. You may have a somewhat superficial attitude to love and romance - needing adequate freedom and a good social life you are disinclined to give in easily to marriage. There is some tendency to flirting and inconstancy in love. Good companionship is equally important as romance and you prefer an intellectual, communicative, and witty partner. Once smitten, you are capable of sustained friendship and devotion. This placement of Venus often indicates more than one marriage, or more than one profession.


See, it's not my fault I like...Many Men, Many Many Many Many Men!

Mines in sag,but I think my taurus moon and leo mars counters it so that im just verbally a pervert.And yeah,now that you mention it P-angel that could be it too,maybe she put up with racism and is just venting through jealousy on cancerlady.But I just don't like it,it was a joke and they're everywhere here,not something to attack one particular person when there are countless similar jokes by others elsewhere.I only seen it as a personal attack,not a disagreement,she could've just said she didn't like it.

nothing wrong with a little variety, cancerlady.

I somewhat agree with you, Tiamat... and I think we should put the comments of "Toto" behind us. Especially since she hasn't logged on to explain herself... or participate.. or tell us all to eff-off...nothing.

"Good companionship is equally important as romance and you prefer an intellectual, communicative, and witty partner. Once smitten, you are capable of sustained friendship and devotion".

Yeah holds good for that placement. But variety in love has to be interpreted individually. For me variety means.... sharing varied interests with the same partner. When involved..have tendency to wear blinders & refuse to notice any other man. Takes a long time to get over a love. I guess Saturn in 7th house does that.

🙂

I know STD.I was done after the first one,the other two were just to clarify some things.I'm tired of this subject myself too.

Nothing wrong with many,many,many men cancerlady.It just means that you get to have more fun than me.Dam morals.

You already know what the moon in taurus does=Being in a relationships always a good thing.Leo mars=has to have both love with sex at the same time or it will insult my little ego.The sag venus is kinda similar to the gem=I flirt randomly alot.Speaking of which I found out the easiest way to scare the hell out of people through it.Try walking up to random strangers on the street and tell them I love you to see what happens,it's really funny.

Dear Cancerlady

I thought it was a great joke, I am male and I got a kick out of it. Then I read on perhaps, just perhaps it hit to close to home for toto2 or what ever its name is. So who come here are far to thin skined to stand the test of time on the boards. I like to think I personaly ran Durrie and alan off. Keep up the good work and do not let toto2 get to you. I mean what kind of a board f--king name toto2 what can that stand maybe its to old to offended to easly.

yours tate

I know what location all my planets are in and the houses and everything, but I don't know what they mean. Actually, STD told me why I was so horny all the time - because of Venus in Aries. I tried looking it up on different sites, but they all say something different - so what? You just take the ones you want, you know, the good stuff and throw out the rest? I guess I should get someone to interpret it all for me.

It's nice to see a man put in his thougths, James Tate. I thought it was quite a good joke too. We can depend on C-Lady to keep us laughing!

I'm a Cancer with Venus in Gemini as well.....And My eyes are aways peeled even when I am in a relationship...not that I would cheat but my curiosity can be peaked. I love men and I love to look at them and wonder what they would "be like" in the bed. II like to be challenged in a relationship and tooo uch attention to fast turns me off..

Hey Softy...do people often tell you that you aren't like a typical Cancer?

Hey Tiamat...I know what it is! I was born in the wrong time...I have always had the feeling that I have been reincarnated from...well I don't want to say exactly who I feel like I was reincarnated from because you people already probably think I'm a little wacko. But it was someone who died in the sixties and maybe my mind set is still in the "Free Love" era. What do you think?

Also Looneybird, I think my whole chart has messed me up b/c I want intimacy and companionship, but freedom at the same time. I had gotten to a point with Mr. Pisces that I didn't want to BE with other men but I like Softy (YES! I'm not the only one!) always like to look & fantasize.

Ladies I lied when I said it's easy to fall for a man because I still have three fingers holding on to the bar for safety just in case he doesn't catch me. It's like I can't let go and having other guys that I still talk to on the phone, flirt with & tell them "I KINDA have a man" that's just my way of having a security blanket because I am scared he will soon tire of me because I am so screwed up. I think I need counseling. *Sigh* Tears of a clown...Sorry guys one of my mood swings again. Guess it's that Triple Cancer threat/Chinese Goat Insecurity thing happening...

Cancerlady

OK...JOKE TIME AGAIN! This one isn't as good, but it'll do.

Comparing Equipment


The first ladies of UK, Japan and France were having a meeting with Lady Hilary Clinton. The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse.

The first lady of UK says, "It is like a gentle man- it stands up, as soon as I enter the room"

The lady from Japan says, "It is like an army officer- you do not know where he will attack from- front or back.."

The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium- once the act is performed, it drops down..."

Then Hilary says, "It's like a rumor... it moves from one mouth to another..."



Cancerlady
I should have posted this on the other one...

Hey Cancerkady.

Everyone here might think that you are wicked, but I think that you simply show your real nature like most of us here ARE. So, dont think you are only one "wicked" here. Just have your fun.

As for joke, its simply ROFL!

I like what Hilary says. Where do you come up with these?

I have an oldie but goodie:

Two whales are swimming in the ocean. The male whale spots a ship and turns the female whale and says, I think that ship killed my father- let's go circle it. The female shrugs and says, "OK". After circling it, the male says, "IT IS the ship that killed my father!!! Let's swim under it, blow water from our blow-holes and knock this ship over!!" The female agrees- and after a few minutes of blowing, the ship rocks over. The men on board are jumping off and attempting to swim to safety boats. The male whales screams, "they're getting away, let's EAT them!"...

.. the females says.. "Ok, I agreed to the blow job, but no way am I swallowing seamen"

CancerLady......Nobody I know is into astrology ...so I have never heard that.....I am very very much of a Cancer but I think because of my Venus being in Gemini...I like Variety...But when Iam in a exclusive realtionship with someone I m REALLY in love with...or even if we aren't in an exclusive realtionship and I'm just REALLY In love with him......I'm 100% Cancer

LOL thats cute.Oh yeah and nah,your not evil just horny.How can you be Charles Mansons incarnate when he's still alive(kidding).

"Ok, I agreed to the blow job, but no way am I swallowing seamen"

LOL. Its a sort of "we suck but we dont swallow". Good one.

LOL... Tiamat, the bummer about that statement, Charles Manson is a scorpio