@kim30
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Reincarnation
What? There were pics!
And the asking politely and saying please stuff is what killed it for me. I like a man who can lay it down. Very un-scorp like for him to do so.
I was waiting for him to get it right but he never did. So no titty pics from Kim.
Posted by J9
All the cancer women are pretty much a tease.Make a whole thread about breasts and not post any. Got my Mars in Scorpio brethren being polite and asking if they can "please" post pics.
Damn tease.
The teasing thing might be a whole cancer male/female thing, apparently.
Shut the fuck up, you stupid asshole.
Posted by kim30
What? There were pics!And the asking politely and saying please stuff is what killed it for me. I like a man who can lay it down. Very un-scorp like for him to do so.
I was waiting for him to get it right but he never did. So no titty pics from Kim.That's very rude of you. I think that warrants a spanking.
Take it away, Reincarnation.
(sorry, my default setting is wing man).
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*sighs*
Not only are you too sacred to show some skin but you're not man enough to issue a paddle to crabette? How are you allowed to have a penis? Geez...
Where IS Rein?
Lol this thread is funny Kim. Idk what else to say 😄. Rein will show up when its time I guess
Posted by xMoonMan
Yes, I believe in reincarnation.Our soul has many lives and experiences, our current incarnation is just part of the journey
*spits coke over the keyboard*
Posted by xMoonMan
Yes, I believe in reincarnation.Our soul has many lives and experiences, our current incarnation is just part of the journey
+1. Found out I've live 12 lives.
Posted by xMoonMan
Yes, I believe in reincarnation.Our soul has many lives and experiences, our current incarnation is just part of the journey
+1. Found out I've live 12 lives.
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Let's not get into soul contracts. But on topic, Cancers are some of the most beautiful people I know. There is real innocence and purity in their caring nature
ROFLMAO I can handle more than a wing man can that's for damn sure. Like i said, since you cant come through with the first two it seems I only have one dick is left in the running...
I'm a cancer female. If I can't do sh** else in life, dog-walking Mars in Scorpio is my thing.
Since you want to play "chart wars" like it means something, now is a good time to post mine.
Posted by J9
All the cancer women are pretty much a tease.Make a whole thread about breasts and not post any. Got my Mars in Scorpio brethren being polite and asking if they can "please" post pics.
Damn tease.
The teasing thing might be a whole cancer male/female thing, apparently.
I posted. So there.
MOONARTIST he knows that.
Reincarnation doesn't love me. 😭
J9 is not a troll.
He is the sweat from a troll's balls.
Soooo as I was setting up to post it, I got this image of Damnata standing in front of the dxp class using a laser pointer as she broke down my chart...
...and that doesn't need to happen.
DSG, why would anyone throw around Mars in Scorpio like its something scary? Most of fav people in my life have that placement. Most of my fav people on dxp have that placement! ...they do know how to spank. 🙂
kim, i'm not that good with astrology.
i just remember placements of people i know IRL.
but lol@ your mental image..i do that a lot.
i keep saying cancer humor is looney/zany and I loves it.
The Cancers on the board are pretty chill with great humor. But ya'll can randomly shake shxt up every now and then. lol
IDK where Cancers get the "crybaby" reputation from... ALL of the Cancers I know in real life are goons ... and will cut you quick. lmao
The mood swings are REAL though ! With all of them.
I bet the Cancers with a lot of Fire in their chart are some dangerous fxckers lol
lol Yeah but with my chart, you wouldn't have to know too much.
I really am puzzled about that Mars thing though. I've spent half my life under a Scorp with mars in Scorpio. I love those people.
Even the ones that con me into baking for them!
😉@prettyqueenbee and don't you know it!
Posted by PrettyQueenBee
I bet the Cancers with a lot of Fire in their chart are some dangerous fxckers lol
Fuck yes to the damn mood swings AND the fire placements on a crab......Poop.
Lol @QueenBee Hell yeah, you fuq with a sweet Crab the wrong way, & them Claws will start cutting lol. I have a lot of water in my chart but I git Aries Mars & Leo Rising. Not much fire, but can easily use it when needed 😉. You are kool Queen
Posted by kim30
MOONARTIST he knows that.Reincarnation doesn't love me. 😭
He's a Scorpio, sure he does, he's just not going to tell u.
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*sniffles* really? you think so? but he wouldn't even boss me around on the breasts thread.
I gave started a thread just for him and he doesn't even drop a line!
its enough to make a girl go Libra...
@QueenBee I do have a few mood swings now lol. But im mostly a lil sensitive sometimes. I don't mind admitting to my flaws. Im definitely working on them. Like I hate that I can be a lil sensitive sometimes, but its not on purpose i promise. But hey, no ones perfect
And there it is... the story of my life. Dog walking.
Posted by xMoonMan
Yes, I believe in reincarnation.Our soul has many lives and experiences, our current incarnation is just part of the journey
+1. Found out I've live 12 lives.
Let's not get into soul contracts. But on topic, Cancers are some of the most beautiful people I know. There is real innocence and purity in their caring nature
How did you discover the number of your past lives?
I will say something upfront though, b'soul, I have developed a moderate distrust for psychics, clairvoyants, & mediums, none of the many I've met and crossed paths with, and who produce income from 'readings' have ever lived up to their claims. I'm not saying their accuracy is zero but rather anywhere from 10% - 40% . Except for one old guy who I felt sorry for and let him keep the $ 50 I gave him for a short reading.
He was effing hopeless and a bit lost, really.
Some of them don't like it when I've challenged them either.The only decent accurate readings I've had were from astrologers. One, a 60 year old female German astrologer living in Oz and the other, a 70 year old male astrologer.
I have no idea how many lives my soul has lived.
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I had read somewhere that each of us has to go through all the sun signs till we learn its lesson... Lol who knows what we are in other lives. I really don't believe in this soul contract stuff. We just got one life. Lets live it to the fullest.
Posted by kim30
MOONARTIST he knows that.Reincarnation doesn't love me. 😭
Calm down. I will add you to my favorites.
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really?
Posted by kim30
"I am here to learn more about myself and others."
That's what you said. So what have you learned about us Crabs, from hanging out around here?First - you will post a picture of your breasts in the Breasts thread.
You may also PM me. I won't tell anyone; you have my word.
Only then will I answer your questions.
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You were serious about that? You really not gonna post what you've learned about crab girls?
Out here in the open.
I ain't going into the boom boom room with you!
Posted by tiziani
That LunarMaiden is the classiest soul of all. So it was true then, and it is now.
Thank you sweet Leeb. 🙂
Posted by kim30
Out here in the open.
I ain't going into the boom boom room with you!Ha.
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NO BOOBZ FOR YOU!!!😛
Posted by kim30
Out here in the open.
I ain't going into the boom boom room with you!Ha.
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did anyone else get nervous from that "Ha." or was it just me?
There was definitely hidden meaning in that "Ha". ~shifty eyes~
Yep. Screwed.
huh? oh ..be like water.... and dont piss in cancer's cup that's just plain dang rite rude. As for reicarnation.... i dont believe that crap,,how da hell i know i reincarnated? i definitely was not sheep poop nor a fish dat ends up in someones gut.... no sir. Now if i can somehow be reincarnated into beer..there's the ticket. I'll finally make it in the superbowl,lol
Posted by kim30
Out here in the open.
I ain't going into the boom boom room with you!Ha.
did anyone else get nervous from that "Ha." or was it just me?
Good.
You would be nervous if I were pursuing you.
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so you're not pursuing me? Oh...*slides off Wonderbra, wipes away lipstick* Ok then. Cool.
Does anyone want muffins?
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"I am here to learn more about myself and others."
That's what you said. So what have you learned about us Crabs, from hanging out around here?