Something to think about for CANCER

PROBLEMS THAT MAY ARISE FOR YOU, AND THEIR SOLUTIONS
As with all sun signs, we all have unique traits to our personalities. When these traits are suppressed, or unrealized, problems will arise. However, with astrology we can examine the problem and assess the proper solution based on the sun sign characteristics. As a Cancerian you may see things below that really strike home. Try the solution, you most likely will be amazed at the results. If you find yourself on the receiving end of the negatives below, it is because you are failing to express the positive.

PROBLEM: You can be oversensitive and something of a clinging vine which may cause you to harbor imaginary hurts and slights, this can make for highly unsettling conditions with your spouse.
SOLUTION: Be sure that the love you are expressing is not simply your need to hang own to someone for moral support, and if necessary, you should seek professional help in order to overcome this negative, clinging aspect of your personality.

PROBLEM: One of your biggest personality flaws, next to neediness, is the habit of being so self absorbed that you sometimes fail to notice what others are doing and accomplishing in their lives, you feel shut out and jealous if a family member has more success than you do.
SOLUTION: You should make a special effort to change this in yourself by forcing yourself to rejoice over their good fortune and when you do this you find that it will eventually become a habit and you as well as they will be happier for the change.

PROBLEM: Your inability to take orders without getting angry or upset may be another one of your problems and this one could be very serious as it affects your chances of earning a good living for yourself and/or your family, since you are quite apt to walk away from any job where you feel 'picked on'.
SOLUTION: Try keeping an ear out and find out how the ones who have been on the job for any length of time gets along with the boss and coworkers. If you follow his lead or simply decide that you will simply keep quiet and follow orders you will soon see how well you can be really liked by all concerned.

PROBLEM: You also have a problem with putting things off until the last minute which upsets your family and friends. This also has a tendency to make an unpleasant matter even more unpleasant when you procrastinate.
Solution: Make taking care of the business at hand your prime objective from now on for, when you do not have all those worries in the back of your mind you will find it more pleasant to be around people, and you will also find that life goes smoothly for you from then on.

That cool website should know that cancers don't care much for advice, especially random and extremely lame advice like this. Not shooting the messenger, though.

What's up Mr. Crabby,

Thanks for saying that about the messenger, I like anyone else deserves respect. The fact of the matter is that The truth hurts. I did not post these problem/resoulutions to start anomosity it was more of a reminder that we all have our strengths and weaknesses. Again once we have identified our problems we can begin to work on them and never havce to experience it again. No harm intended, I much rather post something of value meaning information that may be of help to someone rather than regular meaningless chit chat in many occasions......


Immortal1z

I just feel like people are different and do things differently, calling a personality trait a problem is quite lame. And I'M supposed to be the closed minded one, sheesh.

This reminds me of a session with the therapist, he just couldn't believe that i didn't want to change, poor moron.

Maybe what you posted on the other signs was more accurate though.

But seriously, that's all smelly bull s h i t there, i just reread it. Don't be yourself, try to fit in. That sounds like psychological crap, or psycho poptarts. Listen to Tom Cruise instead, even though he sounds crazy. And probably is a little.

F u c k, self-absorbed? Am i supposed to care about some loser stranger i don't care about? There are worthy people who deserve me.

HA HA HA oweeeeeee, what a good laugh. DA truth hurts?SO that was ur point immortalz,oooh come on puhlleeeeaaasseeeeee.Self absorbed?and?U know i would shoot down all that nonsense u put up,meaningless chit chat?WOOOO lawwwd, ha ha ha ,my belly hurts u a comedian are u,lol. A chit chat meaningless to u may be a Godsend to another so my question is.......WHAT WAS DA POINT OF THIS POSSSSSST.

I agree with a lot immortal1z post. The descriptions fit some cancerians so well. Now evey signs have got its extremeties. What this thread is statign is just the xtremeties. Need nto apply to the whole cance brood🙂

Well

I must say thanks for this Immortal1z I was wondering why we didn't have one before.

I agree with the I hate advice thing, because I really do! I like to figure things out for myself, not like the Sag or Aries...banging my head against the same wall several times, but by thought and reflection

Which brings me to the next flaw...procrastination

I am the QUEEN of that, but sometimes I feel like the time is just not right whereas others I am just like "Oh I can do that tomorrow"

I have to disagree with the self-absorbed thing to a certain extent because most people do thing to help out their own situation even if in the process they help someone else, so I don't think I am any more self absorbed than any other person. I do like relating to others by comparing their lives to mine though...if that is a bad thing, OH WELL!

I am sensitive but not necessarily clingy...venus in gemini you know, there are always other fish in the sea. If I was clingy, I would be hanging on to Mr. Pisces!

CL/CM2

Absolutely! The whole Hyper-sensitive, Clingy thing is so absurd. Must have been written by cave men, or total amatuers, or quite posibly amateur cave-men! It totally nags me to death!

But the messenger is fine.

See, the problem is.. you guys read it all wrong.. here are some translations:

SOLUTION #1: Be sure that the love you are expressing is not simply your need to hang own to someone for moral support, and if necessary, you should seek professional help in order to overcome this negative, clinging aspect of your personality.
Translation
Sometimes those all night sex-sessions are just way too much...I mean EVERYTIME?? I don't know about everyone else, but I've gotten sore. Give the rest of us zodiacs some R&R and just settle for a quickie.. or go to professional.. I mean, hoes need love too!


SOLUTION #2: You should make a special effort to change this in yourself by forcing yourself to rejoice over their good fortune and when you do this you find that it will eventually become a habit and you as well as they will be happier for the change.
Translation
If your friend trips and busts their butt, don't be afraid to laugh--- it's funny, they know it, you know it. Don't be shy, it's hilarious... as long as they didn't really hurt themselves. This rule especially applies when you have an Aries friend who's accident prone.


SOLUTION #3: Try keeping an ear out and find out how the ones who have been on the job for any length of time gets along with the boss and coworkers. If you follow his lead or simply decide that you will simply keep quiet and follow orders you will soon see how well you can be really liked by all concerned.
Translation
You guys need to sharpen your knives and do some raw dawg BACK STABBIN!!! I mean, everyone else is doing it.. why are YOU the nice guy? Otherwise, you're the guy that everyone piles their work onto.. and then takes credit for it later. Ask a scorp- they know what I'm talking about. (kidding scorps).


SOLUTION #4: Make taking care of the business at hand your prime objective from now on for, when you do not have all those worries in the back of your mind you will find it more pleasant to be around people, and you will also find that life goes smoothly for you from then on.
Translation
The age of the gentle crab is over! No more all night love fests, no more Mr Nice guy.. NO.. trip a kid on his way to the bus stop... kick a co-worker while they're carrying some boxes!! Your lady wants you to help with dishes-- give her the up-and-down look like she's nuts! Flex your muscles and say, "I am crab, hear me roar!!!"... Hmmmmm.. is this author even sure this is "advice" ?

Daemon,

Since you want to call me out, I will clearly tell you that this post will not agree with everyone because we all have different Sun and Ascendant signs. Astrology was never said to be 100% percent correct. We all have different charts due to where and when we where born. Obviously we all have gone through different experiences and will continue to go through them for the rest of our lives. How do you know that any one of us can go through one of these problems in a lifetime not in your teens or twenties maybe in your thirties or forties. You are a one way track minded person, you have little or no forsythe. That being said take your little ass back to school and pay attention to the teacher instead of being the foolish clown that you make your self out to be. I really do not have the time or energy to put down a senseless fool as yourself. If you do not like my postings do not read them bit $ h


Immortal1z

Seems like nobody can get through to you. This pathetic rambling is inaccurate and poorly written. It is this kind of shallow half-assed analysis that gives astrology a bad name. There are tons of accurate descriptions on the web and in books, some which make my sign look a lot worse than this one, and i have no problem with them. What you need to understand is that the thing you posted sounds like a 10yo boy tried to formulate an analysis based on the horoscope he found in the tv guide. If that crap can help somebody or provide any kind of insight, i suggest that they seek therapy, and it's usually the last thing i would suggest to someone.
Besides, nobody has ever been helped by being told they should stop doing what they're doing. That's moronic, poor and asinine.
Everybody has been trying to be nice even though your post is incredibly retarded and a major waste of time. I guess i was wrong, i should have kicked your ass from the get-go.
I guess i'll have to learn from that experience, right b i t c h?

Not cookiemonster, b i o t c h.

Mr. Crabby GO FU% K YOURSELF

I just did, i need a while before i can go again. THANKS FOR CHEERING ME ON!!

Mr. Crabby,

You are a one way track minded fool. I really do not have the time or the energy to belittle someone who has been raped in the past with no ky -jelly. You kick my ass, I would love to see. If you can come down to my City we can arrange a meeting...lol I gurantee I will make you cry like never before. You a little boy who needs to get his ass wupped by me. Take your one track minded self back to your little hometown and weep for the rest of your life because misery needs company and apparently you show me those traits. A Little boy like you can never contend with a big boy like me. Get yourself together Bit $ h. You want some to we can arrange for that.

IM

Why do you answer if you do not have the time? Are you supposed to be somewhere else? Is someone waiting for you? Someone you're supposed to beat up? So you threaten people and you don't even show up, what a wuss.

I do not have the time because you are one way minded,a person like yourself is limited in understanding, not your fault. I am not the one who decided to insult me in your own way. your tactics are weak, you lack intelligence, forsythe, spirtiualism, Faith, diversity, compassion...the list goes on. I am not one who has a problem with teaching a person a lesson whether physical or mental. Since you started this whole thing. When I was simply sharing information soemthing people like you know nothing about, the reason why this economy is so stagnated due to lack of information. You are pathetic and need to grow up. I can tell a person like you has not gone through much experience in the real world. When you grow out ogf your little shell com talk to a ral man who has been there done that.

IMMORTAL1Z

The only Forsythe i know is a racing team, what are you trying to say?

YOU COULD TEACH ME LIFE INSTEAD OF MOCKING MY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE

seizeTheDay i liked your translations 🙂

My fault crabby, the correct word was foresight, meaning vision into the future. I am typing to fast and mistyped a few words. Anyhow you know what I mean, no hard feelings Crab.


IM

Hi There,

Just wanted to say that the same type of "helpful" information was posted in the Libra forum. I had posted perhaps they had the wrong zodiac, and the response had to do with rising signs and different influences. Nothing posted was even close to a Libra trait. I am also well aware of my natal chart, and agree with Mr. Crabby, this is very poorly written. There is a plethra of good information out on the web, and yes, some not so nice but at least it is accurate. I just happened to see the posts and had to comment. Thanks

Sunshine...

Yeah Seize....

I tripped a 3 year old on the way to work and made him cry...I'm on my way! Now, can I use the cheap Family Dollar knives to do some backstabbing, or should I splurge and go to Wal-Mart—

Wally World- so you can also buy George Foreman and enjoy the spoils after a good stabbing..

Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaa

Okay but I REFUSE to give up the love-fests...And who says Cancer's suck in bed?

We do, so we don't!

Depends on what is being sucked.

Whatever NEEDS sucking...We aren't particular

Neck is always good.

NIP-PLES!!

Armpits—? Nah!

I'm too ticklish for all that.

What about leg pits?

Why don't they ever get any attention? Because they don't stink?

Because the thighs are right there, that's why.

Oh...makes sense

Okay...why is okay for a man to suck a woman's toes...but if a woman sucks a man toes, she's disgusting?

Hmmm...

No, that's always disgusting.