your chocolate horoscope

A nice little find at the world market I shop at...

Aries: Eats the whole bar on the way home from the shop.

Taurus: Loves good chocolate, especially if it is in expensive packaging.

Gemini: Chooses their chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece.

Cancer: Makes even the smallest bar last for at least a month. Note: if Cancer lives with Aries, he hides the chocolate. Very annoying.

Leo: Likes to be in charge of dividing up the chocolate.

Virgo: Cuts their chocolate into bite size pieces with a knife and fork.

Libra: Chooses two bars; one for themselves, and one for you both to share.

Scorpio: Loves to smear chocolate all over their partner, then lick it off.

Sagittarius: Will only eat imported chocolate.

Capricorn: Likes to be seen eating only the best and the most expensive chocolate.

Aquarius: Loves chocolate?but likes to think they actually prefer carob health bars.

Pisces: Shares their chocolate and forgets to leave some for themselves.

Pisces "forgets"... to leave some for themselves— Nonononono, they just want to see YOU get fat 😄

That's cute. You forgot with Virgo, their knife cut pieces are perfectly even, all measured and stuff.

I like the Cancer one - hides candy, lol

Ain't no aries eating my chocolate bars!!! They can have a piece (even the whole chocolate bar) if they are nice to me (but not nice in the "hey you look less fat today" sense, LOL)

I'd do anything for the few chocolate pieces that are left 😄