FML

I effing hate taking care of drunks.

Neff said

😕

I no longer take care of drunks, unless it's a one off situation or a family member... (haven't for quite a while)
I'll hold random hair in a random restroom if I have to tho ~sigh~

What motivated this thread pray tell TC?

I have two friends I went out with. One is just plain too much to drink. Asleep in her designated drivers car. But her DD is chasing a guy in the bar and will never be ready to go home. The other just got dumped as is now crying. Capricorn cringe.

I drove myself and I'm ready to go home. Now I feel trapped.

Help!! I don't know what to do.

So the D D doesn't give a shit. Fucking self centered bitch. I'm taking the drunk to my house.

I agree with your solution.
I would have just ghosted personally, probably at the first sign of DD failure but you're a good friend...
Dump her on your couch with a glass of water and take care of yourself.

Hot shower, a nice moisturiser and bed. Fuck 'em

Posted by truecap
So the D D doesn't give a shit. Fucking self centered bitch. I'm taking the drunk to my house.

Be safe...

Wondering what signs the D D is and also the drunk....

Sounds like a fun night....welp until this

DD is a Leo. Drunk is Virgo. I've been friends with the Virgo a long time. Leo is more of an aquantance.

So I go tell the Leo that Virgo needs to go home so I'm taking her to my house and she can stay and keep having fun. Leo says Virgo has the keys (they were in Virgo car). So I say then come outside with me and let's figure this out. Virgo is in the passenger seat of her own car and I tell Leo she needs to go to bed. Leo says "but I'm not done drinking yet". Seriously—

So I tell Leo I'm taking Virgo home with me and she can stay and come get her in the morning. Virgo says no she won't show up til 2 so take me to her house.

Just ticked me off how Leo acted

Nobody likes babysitting. Thats why I analyze the people who invite me to go out drinking first lol. I have friends that cant hold their shit together who I attend happy hour with and then peace out before the shit show and then I have friends who know how to hold their liquor and we can go all night 😛

Ive had to have the whole drinking convo with many a friend and if they dont get their drinking game together they know why I dont go out with them anymore lol.

Leo is a selfish bish, but then again shes probably just acting that way cus shes drunk. Just take care of business and get you & Virgo home. Let Leo get a taxi or whatever back

too drive to drunk

The one that got dumped is a libra crying about how do I fix it, what did I do wrong, and so forth. Her other friend took her home.

Lesson to me is we,are all too old for this and I'm just not going to go anymore.

Thanks yall for letting me vent. And thanks for the feedback!!

Leo is to never be trusted as D D again ! She could have just asked for the guy's number and bounced.


You gotta get it in with the girls every blue moon or nights and revelations like this would never happen.

Posted by truecap
Lesson to me is we,are all too old for this and I'm just not going to go anymore.

Thanks yall for letting me vent. And thanks for the feedback!!

This is probably the best solution of all.

Ugh, I'm DD a lot of the times when we go out. I think the only true nightmare I had experienced was last summer, when my Scorpio friend thought she can drive home drunk off her ass, and I snatched the keys away from her amd hid them in my purse. She was pissed.

She wamted to fight me in the middle of the parking lot, threatening me in her drunken stuper, then started to hit me when her threats didn't frighten me. Her last hit, hurt a little, and I got in her face after that and threatened her if she hits me one more time, drunk or not I'll drop her where she stands. She realized after that, how stupid she was being, and she was pushing her luck. Apologized the next day to me.

Otherwise, it's not that bad. They all know if they give me any shit, they can fend for themselves in the future.