@haffo
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"Scorps sign of sex? Are you kidding?"
So they say.. I'm not sure though. I'd say there's no lustier sign than a Cap.. ๐
branh0913 wrote - I do adjust to people expectations too. So many people get an altered "me" instead of a real "me"
Sounds a bit like me day in and day out, never feel like im showing the real me...
Hi by the way, my first post on this site
"I'd say there's no lustier sign than a Cap.."
The only sexy thing that I personally experienced with Cap chics were they were throwing crude sexual jokes. Is it that where you implying lust?
DB
The world obviously does not revolve around itself for YOU. So don't place your hopes to it and dont try to take it as a point of reference. The world does turn around ITSELF and it's good both for us. Wether it turns or not, it does not make Scorps better than Pisces, which makes your assesment true. Scorsp mostly scared off when Pisces walks in in sexual department. Well at least it's true for me.
"DB sees haffo lift off the ground and waves"
You obviously want me to leave this convo dont ya?
Ohh ohh, burn in hell buddy.
Anyway, I'm kidding here, so don't take anything seriously.๐
If scorpios are the sign of sex then virgos must be the sign of lack of sex..
That is a lie...A HUGE LIE
DB
It's all cool. We understand each other. Disagreeing with my beliefs from time to time is ok for good sports.
Rock on dude.
lol, you're in denial!
I am not! We DO think about it all the time. However, unlike the rest of the signs we do not openly talk or express it. It is not proper.
its crowded with other crap...its turned into the pop culture board...
lol
DB
you understand...
well... just stopped in for a quick cuppacappyjoe...
*clears sage brush off of table*
hope this will be enough caff to get me through the rest of the day!
*jitters off the thread*
Ohhh.. Again that cute lil fellow..
Hi DB,
thanks for the coffee but can I have some bread, too? ๐
you don't have anything better?
"I would like to nominate myself."
Yes. But you just noticed that it's me ๐
Apple pie sounds good to me..
*licks her lips already, hoping for there's no trick in this one*
thanks, can I throw that to Branh's face?
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what mess? he's already gone.
I know. That turns him on.
"You think he is quite pervy?"
LOL
You all have been here for hours ::notices the puffy eyes on the patrons::
:-)
*CapGirl enters and pisses on cafe counter*
LOL hahaha
I think I had PMS... Monday? or was that Tuesday?
Clean-up crew needs to come in. Which sign is the "service" sign? The "useful" sign? Whatever that is...time to clean CapGirl's mess! To turn a profit, the cafe must continue to run.
*CapGirl licks counter [after cleaned] and sits down w/ hooves resting on counter*
(I am a goat in this deal, right, I can be a goat? Or am I human?) LOL
Hey this is kind of fun?
(Maybe I have schizophrenia? Bipolar? LOL)
* Pops lid off, shakes out 1... 2... .... 5, to catch up and for good measure *
Will need whole bottle, and two fifths of vodka to ever allow SL into cafe though... * Kick, kick of hoof*
Coffee? You want to be served?
This goat needs VODKA... *stumbles out of Cafe, pills taking over, to go find bar *
hahaha
*Goat falls over, gets up and heads home to bed*
Goodnight, SB, thanks for introducing me to mindless DRIBBLE; it seems kinda fun?
Carry on.....
Thanks for the welcome, have been reading alot of the boards here and must say there is alot of interesting info. Im interested in learning more about virgos, geminis and aquarius... i love them but have a hard time understanding them =).
I have too much cap in me i quess. Sun, Moon, Venus and Ascendants all in cap hehe. some luck huh?
*schoene walks into the cafe and notices that it is overrun with sage bushes*
*notices muddy goat hoof prints tracked all over the carpet*
*makes self a poptart, heats up a pot of water for tea and goes and sits in a sage bush*
these are kinda...pr-ick-ly
hmmm
*looks around while munching and thinks about how sad the world would be without strawberry poptarts*
*the pleasant noise of crickets throbbs with the circadian rythms of a nearby field*
okay
I like my quiet time...
*takes a sip of chamomile tea and snuggles into the sage bush that feels cozier every minute*
*appears out of thin air and sees schoenetanz eating a strawberry poptart*
"I like strawberry poptarts" senrose says as a conversation starter. "I also like cinnamon."
heyyyy- you guys are just using me for my poptarts!
compliment?
are you talking about yer pic sb?
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sb
honestly, you are such a cappycutie!
no no
no milk for you!
*pokes dough*
you have been rising a little lately!
I had a bad night
it started 1.5 hours ago
and I really need to have a pastry
*looks under glass counter and sees only cob webbs and an old crusty bagle*
I could really stand to be swimming in a vat of liquid chocolate right now...
yeah
that would be great
hehe
don't worry DB
we know what you are capable of
the old lady dream...
lol
H.J. Koala...
doublelol
I lile storms best when it is hot
I love wet heat
everybody thinks I'm crazy- but I'm a real sucker for humid weather
I love to have the air envelope me
and that warm damp weather when you can smell the rain before it comes and the dark sky that makes the leaves look neon green against the black clouds...
lovelove LOVE IT
*does rain dance and offers the sky gods a slice of doughy bread*
I like regular old cloudy days, no rain, no sun
I read it DB
what about yer comment DB?
you need some back up on the threadsโ
*schoene wiggles stinger in the air*
dry heat is not my fave either
I hate air conditioners too...
what crab you lookiin for DB?
i was checking the scorp thread at the same time that DB was
"ever the same"
LOL!
no prob DB
*pulls a roll out of bread's middle and tosses it in the oven*
should be ready for ya in about 10 min.
'til then you can munch on a poptart...
we seem to be similiar...
If so then why don't you two get married. It would be so cute. You both could take of this cafe side by side or whatever this place truly is...excuse my randomness and hence the name
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Ok I need to slow down๐
No offence other Scorps, you all are good, but only after Pisces๐