Scorpio Refuge Camp on Cap Soil

exactly!

*looking around for db and sb*

There only thing I have to say to you is "seek help". Jesus Christ, you Scorps have a lot of problems.

^^ wow! A compliment from branh- mark this day...

SCORPIO'S! Oh Man........I need a drink.

ummm did I accidentally write "VIRGO refuge camp on cap soil" —

did I ??

sb!!!!!

*throws temper tantrum*

too many rules!!!

waa

branh- go to the scorpio board

they will welcome the stripper talk over there and invite you into private chats that last all night looong

run along now 🙂

but

special

I WILL respect the rules here

I realize we scorpsinrefuge are guests here 🙂

sb!!!!!

yooohooo! We need some CampCapgestapo S T A T !!!

are virgos allowed at this camp—

How did you know their sign? Strippers dont talk

lol

brandon, I have no idea how you even know their signs...I can imagine it now...tell me, did you ask her sign when she was licking your ear?

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DB- ha-damn- I almost choked on my own laughter

and drink

*whipes wine away from nostrils*

eeew- looks like blood

It was joke Brahn. I actually love going to strip clubs and conversing with the girls. They like it when women come to see them, it relaxes them more than liquor.

I have got THREE stuffed koalas and a koalacabras that have been telling me to stop whining ALL DAY

thankyouverymuch

branh- you need not tell me

Itson!!!

You got a tv at work DB?

FebPisces the only women who should be in a strip club are nude ones

^^okayyyy branh, WE GET IT, your NOT GAY

hehe- I know what you mean DB

I can't even check my own email (hotmail account) at work and all these other sites are blocked (public school) yet I can still drop in for inappropriate chat on DXP at any time during the day!

love it

yer missing a good one DB

its about a boat haunting

the LOCKED door just slammed shut

creeeeepy

the delta queen

all these hauntings...

I'm going to pack during commercials

really

and during the show I will AADD betweed tv and internet

this is such a GOOD PLAN!

*pats self on back*

haha lol!! special!!

'taint sooo bad out here in slackerland

LMAO!!!!

well call me a resident then!! Is there a special housing plan for lifers?? How about a reduced-tuition state college where nobody ever shows up for class!!!!

I think DXP is the ultimate cyber slackerville

sorry DB- you have to be a HARD CORE slacker with a proven track rec-

okay...I guess you could prolly settle here!

smily faces

DON'T

HAVE

EYEBROWS!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

where am I — What kind of hell is this anyway—

Ha- DB can't slack for 6 months in row

he would sneak in some OT when we not lookin'

then take an exotic slack break on one of the wealthy islands of off the slackville coast

don't be fooled by his act

there is nothing i hate more than when you slackaliens come in to OUR town and try and take up OUT easychairs- we worked hard for those lazy boyz- some of us have put in a good 12 months of solid slackin' to earn that kind of reclinability!!! BAHHH
Go slack in yer own country!!!

*still shaking from smilyeyebrow attack*

somebody please help me...

somebody—?

Ummmm.... why don't you guys get yourselves onto Yahoo chat/IM? Or AOL IM? Seems better suited for this idle banter...

Having said that, Brahn is such a conservative, trad'l MCP~ Doesn't want educated, liberal career women in the strip-clubs...

I'm laughing so loud right now-

lordy!!! I'm glad I'm not at work right now so I don't have to hold it in

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

HAHA

hehe

*wheezing*

*smell of packing tape wafts by like a slap in the face*

no more unsolved procrastination 😢

mmmkay

here I go

I'm going

okay

here I go

I'm going

I'm going to pack something

waho

watch out bookshelf

yeahhhh I'm lookin' at you 😉

nasty little thin pubic scrappy eyebrows 😉

*shudders*

oh god oh god oh god

itsitsits ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!

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^^^ a smily eyebrow gone bad

ahahahaaaaaaa itsgetting closer!!!!!

boxes

BOXES

if you guys leave me I will be forced to pack

yeahh

*picks up remote*

I'm a femnazi! I've never been called that before... Hmm... I rather like it?? I mean does that border on 'butch' like Ellen Degeneris? Or am I more a Hilary Clinton? I stay away from politics. I hate sports.
I like the ballet/opera/theatre, travel, fine wine and gourmet cuisine. I want 2 kids and could give a shit about my career and climbing the corporate ladder. So... hmmm... don't know what that makes me?
Ivana Trump? LOL

Ivana Trump...hmmmm she's a pretty smart cookie...

BTW, did someone say they want a cancer cookiemonster strip fight?

Well, I'm not stripping bc DB will probably peep through my monitor again. But what do you say femnazi...wanna fight? Wouldn't wanna disappoint the expectant readers.

Naaah, let's not.

I just can't make up my mind today, I'm tired.

sb....why are u packing? r you going somwear?

I wouldn't know...I only strip 2 or 3 times a day (to change clothes to nighties and shower), and I never see anything to get excited about.....r u saying you have been keeping score for a while?

What shu watch'n shoe?

*quickly swtiches off blues clues*

uh uh nothin

lol

I'm watching a nova program

bout changing climates "dimming sun"

freaky shit actually

particle POLLUTION is slowing global warming

*grabs aerosol hairspray and and goes to town*

*points hairspray (which a true "hippie" would never touch) and aims for the robot's circuit board*

you shouldn't leave it exposed like that

Please, Brahn! That stripper was probably born in a back alley by her prostitute mother with no hospital record of birthdate and has no clue of her true birthday!

Well, you got me branh

I have a few gay friends

*hands raised in surrender*

branh- why don't you go back to yer homoeroticarobotica fantasies while I replenish my supply of eco-hazardous beauty products.

I see the cap board has livened up!..haha..

Its quite sad you have to spend your evening at a stripper joint Bran. How about a real woman for a change..

yes branh

please

*panting*

I wanna hulking piece of your metallic love

I have been dreaming of a man who frequents strip clubs because he can't get women to show him boobies FOR FREE

hey- branh

I'm watching Dr. 90210 now

is that better?

I know plastic surgery is a topic that appeals to you

are you still willing to pay for boobies?- 'cause if you see this dr.- he can hook you up with a pretty sweet rack