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phoenix_rising
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Very, very late at night, there's this infomercial that comes on, and it's for some sort of electronic facial excerciser. It's the scariest thing I've ever seen...women put it up against their cheek and an electrical current basically shocks the muscle, making it move involuntarily. Twitch...twitch....(*shudder).

I'd recommend a lot of lengthy french kissing sessions, with lots of tongue acrobatics 😛 Do it til you're numb...

Baby fat goes away by age 25 or so, btw.