Fortune cookie

take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

that would be funny if they could somehow put that fortune inside actual cookies. lol.

HMMMMMM bake it in not bad. I have not had a fortune cookie sence I left New York. They just do not have them when you eat indian.

my favorite vague fortune cookie saying:

he who laughs last is laughing at you

I like that very good.

One I'd like to see:

your friend agrees to pick up the check

good one
i keep them there intersting and i belive are true to a level.

good one
i keep them there intersting and i belive are true to a level.

My fortune cookie says:

Never forget a friend, especially if he owed you.

I praise the cookie's wisdom.

mine speak manily of the future and of who i am.
i keep all my fouternees if i can help it.
and all my ticket stubs in order.
god what a freak am I.

Why is it that fortune cookies are the only food that becomes softer and more flexable when they get stale?

hmm. it is good fortune for us too only have that food around the house when we maybe could have starved.

I keep my ticket stubs and my chinese fortunes too, James. We're together in our freakiness. 🙂

yeah not alone.