Water Signs and Inkerwebz Dating

I mean, really? Really now?

Why must every email that comes to me off of that site that rhymes with snatch.com come from a water sign— Oh, and you know how creative they are, so there's always tons to reply to/build off of.

For example: "Hey, how are you?"

That's it, just one little sentence and then the crabby patty and his fishy friends go and hide. No matter what your response you're doomed to a month of single sentence emails back and forth until they finally get up the nerve to.... write two.

I always know it's a Scorp though, like RIGHT AWAY, because their emails look like this: "Hey, nice tits, wanna fuck?"

Seriously, I think I might have to spend more time out trying to meet dudes outside of internet dating sites.... oh, the shock. Oh, the horror of it all.

LOL at this thread. Maybe we should swap dating profiles next time?

I swear that every single Aqua within 100 miles contacted me on the "snatch.com" site. Some Libras too. I ended up with a Gem, though. They can do paragraphs!

I stopped internet dating.
Too many jerk offs. :/

Put my tits away—? Dear god, will men still even want to talk to me? Shit, would I have to rely on useless things like my intelligence and wit? What a terrible idea.

Meet people in real life? Come on now, I'm an Outside Salesperson.... translation, I kinda hate people in general.

LOL, at the jerk offs statements.... when I was more active here back in the day, I used to post my internet first date stories for DXPizzle enjoyment. Oh dear lord, there were some doozies.

I think water signs love the chase more than Gemini's. I come to find the more you ignore them the more they come a runnin.