
Gemitati
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Posted by PanelaLol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.

Posted by GetMistedThat's like...not even up for discussion! Lol
dick

Posted by GetMistedSo you have one or is it a problem? Lol
dick

Posted by GemitatiLol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.Posted by PanelaLol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.click to expand

Posted by PanelaDarn!Posted by GemitatiLol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.Posted by PanelaLol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.
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Posted by GemitatiI am a gem. why would you say thank god I'm not a gem?Posted by PanelaDarn!Posted by GemitatiLol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.Posted by PanelaLol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.
Thank God you aren't Gem!
Send me your address - I'll sent you guitar!click to expand

Posted by PanelaOh? Sorry sister lolPosted by GemitatiI am a gem. why would you say thank god I'm not a gem?Posted by PanelaDarn!Posted by GemitatiLol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.Posted by PanelaLol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.
Thank God you aren't Gem!
Send me your address - I'll sent you guitar!
click to expand
Posted by GemitatiI just want to say that in the unlikely event I get a sex change operation, I am going to fall madly in love with you and surrender my entire being to you because you are too awesome for words!
Let's make this thread about Gemini woman wants and needs.
There is some lots of confusion going on about us.
So let's open up what makes us happy and what makes us look for the bucket!
I go first...well, of course I am because you didn't even know yet I am writing this.
And for clowns who wants to know if I am high - no! I am tall!
Well...
Me personally not romance me. Just give me a hint you are interested and if I am as well I will do the job! You will have to just follow the leader. Closely. But not slobber all over me!
Ask me out to a cheap place and you can find yourself alone after I went to powder my whatever!
Call me baby cake and see me hoping in a cab even if you were good in bed a minute ago!
Tell me how to dress and you might find yourself naked outside with all your clothes being picked up by Salvation Army right before your face!
Hug me tight so my ribs cracking and have a best bj in your life in return!
Talk to me about real life, politics, books, business, ask me advise and you will feel like you are having sex in the office which is always fun!
Pay me attention. You slip - you out! Watch me paying my attention to someone else!
Hurt me. Oh you better not even try!
And if you did - don't apologize - just buy a cemetery lot asap because you will not survive my coldness for long!
Next Gem...
And yes we called Gems not for nothing!
We are precious and hard as stones!
So...don't Fk with us when you Fk us!
😉

Posted by GombolomI am open for anything at this point!Posted by GemitatiI just want to say that in the unlikely event I get a sex change operation, I am going to fall madly in love with you and surrender my entire being to you because you are too awesome for words!
Let's make this thread about Gemini woman wants and needs.
There is some lots of confusion going on about us.
So let's open up what makes us happy and what makes us look for the bucket!
I go first...well, of course I am because you didn't even know yet I am writing this.
And for clowns who wants to know if I am high - no! I am tall!
Well...
Me personally not romance me. Just give me a hint you are interested and if I am as well I will do the job! You will have to just follow the leader. Closely. But not slobber all over me!
Ask me out to a cheap place and you can find yourself alone after I went to powder my whatever!
Call me baby cake and see me hoping in a cab even if you were good in bed a minute ago!
Tell me how to dress and you might find yourself naked outside with all your clothes being picked up by Salvation Army right before your face!
Hug me tight so my ribs cracking and have a best bj in your life in return!
Talk to me about real life, politics, books, business, ask me advise and you will feel like you are having sex in the office which is always fun!
Pay me attention. You slip - you out! Watch me paying my attention to someone else!
Hurt me. Oh you better not even try!
And if you did - don't apologize - just buy a cemetery lot asap because you will not survive my coldness for long!
Next Gem...
And yes we called Gems not for nothing!
We are precious and hard as stones!
So...don't Fk with us when you Fk us!
😉click to expand

Posted by CanthalTiltOh keep believe in it!
"if you can't handle me at my most tetarded you then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by 2MoonNo Libra. Scorpio only!Posted by GemitatiYou are not a Gemini. You are crazy... foh!
Let's make this thread about Gemini woman wants and needs.
There is some lots of confusion going on about us.
So let's open up what makes us happy and what makes us look for the bucket!
I go first...well, of course I am because you didn't even know yet I am writing this.
And for clowns who wants to know if I am high - no! I am tall!
Well...
Me personally not romance me. Just give me a hint you are interested and if I am as well I will do the job! You will have to just follow the leader. Closely. But not slobber all over me!
Ask me out to a cheap place and you can find yourself alone after I went to powder my whatever!
Call me baby cake and see me hoping in a cab even if you were good in bed a minute ago!
Tell me how to dress and you might find yourself naked outside with all your clothes being picked up by Salvation Army right before your face!
Hug me tight so my ribs cracking and have a best bj in your life in return!
Talk to me about real life, politics, books, business, ask me advise and you will feel like you are having sex in the office which is always fun!
Pay me attention. You slip - you out! Watch me paying my attention to someone else!
Hurt me. Oh you better not even try!
And if you did - don't apologize - just buy a cemetery lot asap because you will not survive my coldness for long!
Next Gem...
And yes we called Gems not for nothing!
We are precious and hard as stones!
So...don't Fk with us when you Fk us!
😉
Even a Libra couldn't please you... SMH.click to expand


Posted by Vageenkacan't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.Posted by PanelaPosted by GemitatiLol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.Posted by PanelaLol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?click to expand
Posted by PanelaDude, get a guitar you like and airbrush it! Can't believe a Gemini wouldn't have thought of that! Disappointed...Posted by Vageenkacan't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.Posted by PanelaPosted by GemitatiLol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.Posted by PanelaLol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
click to expand

Posted by Gombolomnaw I like to purchase things just as they originally are. if I airbrush a guitar it would only ruin the laquer.Posted by PanelaDude, get a guitar you like and airbrush it! Can't believe a Gemini wouldn't have thought of that! Disappointed...Posted by Vageenkacan't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.Posted by PanelaPosted by GemitatiLol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.Posted by PanelaLol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
click to expand

Posted by PanelaExactly my thought! WHO paints anything?Posted by Gombolomnaw I like to purchase things just as they originally are. if I airbrush a guitar it would only ruin the laquer.Posted by PanelaDude, get a guitar you like and airbrush it! Can't believe a Gemini wouldn't have thought of that! Disappointed...Posted by Vageenkacan't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.Posted by PanelaPosted by GemitatiLol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.Posted by PanelaLol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
click to expand
Posted by GemitatiYou do know that all paint is real paint, right?Posted by PanelaExactly my thought! WHO paints anything?Posted by Gombolomnaw I like to purchase things just as they originally are. if I airbrush a guitar it would only ruin the laquer.Posted by PanelaDude, get a guitar you like and airbrush it! Can't believe a Gemini wouldn't have thought of that! Disappointed...Posted by Vageenkacan't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.Posted by PanelaPosted by GemitatiLol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.Posted by PanelaLol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
Not us Gems stones!
We love things real!click to expand

Posted by GombolomI've tried to imagine bad sex is good...Posted by GemitatiYou do know that all paint is real paint, right?Posted by PanelaExactly my thought! WHO paints anything?Posted by Gombolomnaw I like to purchase things just as they originally are. if I airbrush a guitar it would only ruin the laquer.Posted by PanelaDude, get a guitar you like and airbrush it! Can't believe a Gemini wouldn't have thought of that! Disappointed...Posted by Vageenkacan't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.Posted by PanelaPosted by GemitatiLol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.Posted by PanelaLol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
Not us Gems stones!
We love things real!
Now, had I suggested to close your eyes and imagine you are playing a pink guitar while you actually play air guitar, I would stand corrected.
It would still be a real guitar. But it would be a real PINK guitar. What's more, it would be a real pink guitar unique in all the world because it didn't come from a production run. It would be The One.click to expand
Posted by GemitatiIt's not just you. I think all of humanity has poor imagination when it comes to that. ?Posted by GombolomI've tried to imagine bad sex is good...Posted by GemitatiYou do know that all paint is real paint, right?Posted by PanelaExactly my thought! WHO paints anything?Posted by Gombolomnaw I like to purchase things just as they originally are. if I airbrush a guitar it would only ruin the laquer.Posted by PanelaDude, get a guitar you like and airbrush it! Can't believe a Gemini wouldn't have thought of that! Disappointed...Posted by Vageenkacan't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.Posted by PanelaPosted by GemitatiLol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.Posted by PanelaLol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
Not us Gems stones!
We love things real!
Now, had I suggested to close your eyes and imagine you are playing a pink guitar while you actually play air guitar, I would stand corrected.
It would still be a real guitar. But it would be a real PINK guitar. What's more, it would be a real pink guitar unique in all the world because it didn't come from a production run. It would be The One.
Never worked!
I think I have a poor imagination! Lolclick to expand

Posted by GombolomIt's ok! ?Posted by GemitatiIt's not just you. I think all of humanity has poor imagination when it comes to that. ?Posted by GombolomI've tried to imagine bad sex is good...Posted by GemitatiYou do know that all paint is real paint, right?Posted by PanelaExactly my thought! WHO paints anything?Posted by Gombolomnaw I like to purchase things just as they originally are. if I airbrush a guitar it would only ruin the laquer.Posted by PanelaDude, get a guitar you like and airbrush it! Can't believe a Gemini wouldn't have thought of that! Disappointed...Posted by Vageenkacan't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.Posted by PanelaPosted by GemitatiLol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.Posted by PanelaLol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
Not us Gems stones!
We love things real!
Now, had I suggested to close your eyes and imagine you are playing a pink guitar while you actually play air guitar, I would stand corrected.
It would still be a real guitar. But it would be a real PINK guitar. What's more, it would be a real pink guitar unique in all the world because it didn't come from a production run. It would be The One.
Never worked!
I think I have a poor imagination! Lol
I am lucky though. With all of my experience, I hardly ever come across bad sex. Or maybe it isn't luck... I tend to get a really quick grasp (no pun intended) of what I have to work with and I am quick to find a way to work with what I have productively. I get loads of compliments. Is that a Libra thing? Oops, sorry! Wrong thread! ?click to expand

Posted by Kemetisinme
- heal the world
- be praised for throwing shade
- win a weirdo contest

Posted by KemetisinmeAre you a human? Or robot?Posted by Kemetisinme
- heal the world
- be praised for throwing shade
- win a weirdo contest
- create a chart reading online scam
- a hyper chihuahua (to match their personality)click to expand

Posted by GemitatiPosted by KemetisinmeAre you a human? Or robot?Posted by Kemetisinme
- heal the world
- be praised for throwing shade
- win a weirdo contest
- create a chart reading online scam
- a hyper chihuahua (to match their personality)click to expand
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There is some lots of confusion going on about us.
So let's open up what makes us happy and what makes us look for the bucket!
I go first...well, of course I am because you didn't even know yet I am writing this.
And for clowns who wants to know if I am high - no! I am tall!
Well...
Me personally not romance me. Just give me a hint you are interested and if I am as well I will do the job! You will have to just follow the leader. Closely. But not slobber all over me!
Ask me out to a cheap place and you can find yourself alone after I went to powder my whatever!
Call me baby cake and see me hoping in a cab even if you were good in bed a minute ago!
Tell me how to dress and you might find yourself naked outside with all your clothes being picked up by Salvation Army right before your face!
Hug me tight so my ribs cracking and have a best bj in your life in return!
Talk to me about real life, politics, books, business, ask me advise and you will feel like you are having sex in the office which is always fun!
Pay me attention. You slip - you out! Watch me paying my attention to someone else!
Hurt me. Oh you better not even try!
And if you did - don't apologize - just buy a cemetery lot asap because you will not survive my coldness for long!
Next Gem...
And yes we called Gems not for nothing!
We are precious and hard as stones!
So...don't Fk with us when you Fk us!
😉