Quick Tummy Tuck!

This topic was created in the Health forum by Ssasy on Friday, December 20, 2013 and has 16 replies.

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@rockyroadicecream
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Sorry, not physiologically possible without starving yourself, which is unhealthy.

Maybe if you continually watched what you ate and exercised, you wouldn't be in this predicament.

"OMG I'M TOO FAT ATM AND WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT. HOW DO I DO IT IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME??"

Should've thought about that awhile ago, chica. In the meantime, start up that cardio. Might as well start working on it now and CONTINUING so you don't have to panic to lose weight for whatever trivial thing you're worried about.

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No, do not "bin" the carbs.

Take it easy on the carbs, but completely ditching them is a bit extreme. Our society is way too obsessed with extremes- starvation, lack of carbs, tons o protein, etc.

No, it's a freaking happy balance, people. The body needs all 3 sources of energy, FAT being the limited one. Carbs and protein should be a good balance and neither taken away or consumed in excess.

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Posted by rockyroadicecream
No, do not "bin" the carbs.

Take it easy on the carbs, but completely ditching them is a bit extreme. Our society is way too obsessed with extremes- starvation, lack of carbs, tons o protein, etc.

No, it's a freaking happy balance, people. The body needs all 3 sources of energy, FAT being the limited one. Carbs and protein should be a good balance and neither taken away or consumed in excess.

I meant as a temporary measure, ditching carbs in a short space of time won't do her any harm. Unless that is she's hammering it exercise wise.

She did say she was looking for a quick fix.

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I'm in love with this little 8 minuite ab workout??_.its great because you do the exercise to the beat of its track, I usually hate counting because i can't breathe properly when I count so its just nice to do it to a beat for a change??_.you could also download it to your iPod and whip it out and do it wherever ??_

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Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
I'm in love with this little 8 minuite ab workout??_.its great because you do the exercise to the beat of its track, I usually hate counting because i can't breathe properly when I count so its just nice to do it to a beat for a change??_.you could also download it to your iPod and whip it out and do it wherever ??_

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Posted by djbuck1
Admitted: Ms. Ssasy Un. Discovered in a "cleanse induced coma" by neighbors, she was rushed to Our Lady of Despair Hospital.

"We're not sure exactly what she was attemtping," opined Dr. Milo Shumley, "But it looks like a typical Holiday weight loss gone wrong event. We found some e-literature about 'the DXP Diet.' It also looks like she may have had some half-assed surgical procedure performed." When asked if Ms. Un had lost weight, the doctor continued, "Well she's certainly losing it now! She's screwed her digestive tract up to a fare-thee-well. She'll be eating Gerber baby food from here on out."

A search of Ms. Un's iPhone revealed a bizarre website, DXP, which is full of semi-disasterous relationship advice, self-laudatory threads with no apparent basis in reality, pop-psychological pronouncements and medical quackery of the strangest order.

"It beggars comment," said Ludlow Kimmel, a spokesperson for the NSA. "We've had this one under surveillance for some time, but it seems to be a threat only to its members, a thriving set of social undesirables. We've pretty much left it alone, though we do get a laugh out of some of the more outrageous postings."

Cards may be sent to Our Lady of Despair, Self-Inflicted Folly Unit. Flowers and visitors are not being admitted at this time as Ms. Un is "in the isolation bubble."

OMG I busted out laughing here at my desk, ppl prob thinkn I'm cuckoo.

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Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
I'm in love with this little 8 minuite ab workout??_.its great because you do the exercise to the beat of its track, I usually hate counting because i can't breathe properly when I count so its just nice to do it to a beat for a change??_.you could also download it to your iPod and whip it out and do it wherever ??_

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Posted by djbuck1
Admitted: Ms. Ssasy Un. Discovered in a "cleanse induced coma" by neighbors, she was rushed to Our Lady of Despair Hospital.

"We're not sure exactly what she was attemtping," opined Dr. Milo Shumley, "But it looks like a typical Holiday weight loss gone wrong event. We found some e-literature about 'the DXP Diet.' It also looks like she may have had some half-assed surgical procedure performed." When asked if Ms. Un had lost weight, the doctor continued, "Well she's certainly losing it now! She's screwed her digestive tract up to a fare-thee-well. She'll be eating Gerber baby food from here on out."

A search of Ms. Un's iPhone revealed a bizarre website, DXP, which is full of semi-disasterous relationship advice, self-laudatory threads with no apparent basis in reality, pop-psychological pronouncements and medical quackery of the strangest order.

"It beggars comment," said Ludlow Kimmel, a spokesperson for the NSA. "We've had this one under surveillance for some time, but it seems to be a threat only to its members, a thriving set of social undesirables. We've pretty much left it alone, though we do get a laugh out of some of the more outrageous postings."

Cards may be sent to Our Lady of Despair, Self-Inflicted Folly Unit. Flowers and visitors are not being admitted at this time as Ms. Un is "in the isolation bubble."

Self-inflicted Folly Unit 😆

You're the best, dj.. lololol