@sweethearts
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Husband Down!
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Over the PA system at the local NEW WORLD Cleanup on aisle 12, we have a Husband Down, I repeat we have a Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Supermarket .
The husband picks up a case of Tui and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, its only $ 20 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on the woman picks up a $ 40 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does a case of Tui and its half the price..'