Pisces1803
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The woman, shocked, yells at the vet, "Are you serious?! Did you run tests? He could just be in a coma or something."
The vet sighs and heads back to here office with the woman. The vet leaves the room and returns with a dog. The dog approaches the pig and slowly sniffs him from head to toe. He looks up at the woman with sad eyes and walks out.
The vet leaves and returns with a cat. The cat approaches the pig and stares at him for a solid 5 minutes. It then meows loudly and slowly exits the room.
The vet tells the woman, "See, your pig has definitely passed on." The vet walks to the register and hands the woman a bill for $ 300.
The woman is again outraged, " $ 300 just so you could tell me my little piggy died?"
The vet replies, "It was only $ 40 until you made me get a Lab Report and a Cat Scan."