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Omigod!..how did you know "appreciating those shapely calves with just a hint of thigh as your skirt rests just above knee-length,"..Pardon madamoiselle, but tu es tres bien...

I love my knee-length skirts with a pussybow blouse and sexy specs!!!!..Aiiiii..and my patent heels..too sexy for the office but ah well you have to give those boys a treat...

😉

LOL @ Finance geek..guilty..I love trading/banking/analysis...markets going crazy is when I have a field day...makes the hairs on my the back of my neck stand to attention....and no I don't have a hairy neck..LOL...its those fine whispers of hair, almost baby like...rarrrr

"Truly are a tasty morsel"...

Now where have I heard that term....come on mind...think think think...Under the Skin— or something to that effect..

I read this book called Under the skin...man it was reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally strange...Morsel is a word often used in that book...It was about animal experimentation but these animals were humans..it was kinda weird and twisted..inside out kinda book...you must read it if you are into reading...its good!..

What is your passion for m'lady?

Yes I either love or hate..no middle ground..I either love you to the point of obsessing or hate you with fierce abandon..

I also love theatre, performing arts lets say, fashion, make up..I have thing for henna..I love henna tattoos and really want to learn it freehand. I was going to take up dressmaking in September...I have a thing for beads and sequences...I love adding them to anything..I have the ideas but never really put them into practise...I do like all things pretty...I also love art...I love the french artist Monet...he was a Scorpio I think lol..Picasso was also scorpio but not too keen on his work....at one time I wanted to be a radio DJ. I love the fact nobody ever seeing what you look like but just falling in love with a voice..ooooh mysterious...alluring..Absolutely love reading..favourite past time..I read this book once which I loved..its called The Stranger by Albert Camus..he was a scorpio..I could sooooo relate to the character..

I reckon i would make a great actress. I really do. Move over Keira Knightly, theres a new pouting princess in town wanting to do the Period dramas..oooooer a bit of Jane Austen in those fancy costumes, kissing Darcy's of the world. Gosh men were so polite in those days weren't they?!

But..I have to say..Trading/banking and Languages..I love and am good at picking up real quick..so in January I have enrolled myself on Financial Markets course and also Arabic with French. It will be beneficial for my role. Anything that offes rapid progression in terms of career I will choose over creative. Brain is very methodical. Oh heck i just want to be a student again with my torn jeans, coool trainers (sneakers) and my shoulder bag over my shoulder (funnily enough) and across the chest with a funky beret. You see its not actually being a student..but what being a student entails...laughing, studying, having homework, smoking pot, kissing the boys...Ahhhhh good times

FA: "I, too, would love to pursue so many artistic things, and I have this block where I have so many thoughts and I can see things like a painting, but I can't get it down on paper. It's like my hand and my brain aren't operating on the same level."

Oh my god...that is so true....I am exactly the same...so much life is buzzing through me and I am edging to get it down on paper, act it out, do anything...but at times I come across a block...artist block me thinks...

Ah well..one day FA, you and I will be in a period drama as dark lesbian lovers!..hahaha..imagine

Yahoooooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooo

Just booked a holiday to Dubai for a week...Going to do this

OH MY GOD I AM PEEING MYSELF WITH EXCITEMENT

Yes that hotel you are talking about is called Burj Al Arab I think. There is also one with tennis courts on the terrace...oh what sheer luxury....Lets hope I meet Prince Shaikh abdullah or something and he just happens to be a leo...and I am destined for a life of a princess....such hard times..LOL..NOT!!!!

I can't wait...booked the excursions and also the trip..Dubai needs to prepare itself for MM unleashing herself....

I hid the comment because I made a tits up of it..lol..thats why I posted another shortly afterwards...

I will make sure I get the camel that swallows hahhaa...

Plenty of shopping involved...I want to buy this watch..I've been holding out for the trip as its all tax free out there..Silver jewellery is where my passion lies but I think I will get a few platinum numbers..brrrringit..

Missmo! have you left the scorpio board? boycotts of sorts?

btw i just checked on your ride in Dubai, he's waiting for you breathless!
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Well hello DTN!!!...how are you?

Yes I don't go on there anymore...can't be bothered...it just annoys me. So I spend most of my time with my favourite star sign..the lions/lioness...

Thanks for checking out my ride....He doesn't spit does he? He needs to swallow!..lol

How you keeping?

p.s. I cannot wait for Dubai!..woohoo

FA: "Anyways, should move off and marry a Prince, you'll leave me and the Leo rather heartbroken, or maybe we'll hook up and become a couple...heehee"

I will build a mistress headquarters just for you....

😉

Ooooooh update.....The agent called today!..

"hello my darling" he goes....the bloody charmer. He's only gone and found a property. A bit out of my budget but he wants me to view it nonetheless, says he can negotiate on the price for me cos i am special...whatever!! pfeh..I said is that what you tell all the ladies..and he laughed and said no only you. So I called him a liar!. He asked me when I was available so i told him a week saturday..and he said "you are going to keep me waiting a week?!"..LOL..yes good things come to those who wait.

so I have a viewing on Saturday 4th October...a vacant possession!..LOL..brace yourself ladies...lets see what this brings..hehe

::rubs hands::

LOL..I wish!....nothing has developed as of yet...Lets see how Saturday unfolds..if he thinks he's gonna get lucky, he's got another think coming fast!..lol..Its all in the seduction..I want him panting...and until the property deal is sealed, he aint getting anything..

And imagine..I will be living near him!..LOL

ooooh its so exciting...I bet he's gonna do his hair and make sure he has on his best suit and his shades..well he can't wear shades if it isn't sunny which it rarely ever is in London...so I see those pretty green eyes...lol...the flirt!

Roll on Saturday...hehe...

I will let you all know..

Ooooh so he calls today. Twice!. Once just for a casual chat bless him. He was so flustered, got all my appointments muddled up. I asked if he was alright and he said yes he was and that he must've dreamt the 2nd viewing up because he remembers talking to me about it but not booking it!..LOL!..looks like his mind is in autopilot!. So we confirmed the time etc and hung up. I was distracted because I had a lot of people around my place today. No work. He asked if there was a party going on!..lol..so I said no, just a lot of people around that I haven't seen for a while.

Then he calls 2 hours later and said..how about you come into the office, see the mortgage woman and I will drive you to the property. Ha!..love it. In the car with him..YUMMY!. And then I did the whole damsel in distress thing..I have another viewing with the same agent but from a different branch. I asked him the directions to that part and he said he will give me a lift in his car after the first viewing with him to make sure i got there safely and didn't get lost!..

Awwwwwww how cute.

GET IN MM!!!!!

Heres a joke my cappy friend just sent me and it made me laugh out loud...

thought i'd share..

>>>When Bob was asked if he preferred legs or breasts he told the stranger that actually he had a particular fondness for shaven pussies. He was then informed that this wasn't an option when choosing a Kentucky Fried Chicken bargain bucket!

Hahahha......

Missmorals, haven't read the whole thread, but I assume you know at this point he is intrested in you. A lot!! =)

Ooooh enfant terrible...is that so? Yummy!...well am interested in him also..so lets see where it goes...but of course he will have to wait for the goods...

Oooh so exciting...

I am trying to figure out what to wear.

miss m! will you be wearing a knee-length skirt and patent heels on saturday? 😉

Why are you girls so mean? There is no need to torture that poor Leo with knee-length skirts and patent heels! The way Missmorals is treating him I'm sure he's in enough pain as it is! 😉

Proverbs described what I usually wear!..lol but I lost my pair of sexy reading glasses godamn it!..can't find them anywhere..nevermind..

Besides, its really cold tomorrow and I have a cold 😢 waaaaaaaah....So I will be wrapped up in a very snazzy long coat and a funky scarf and a beret!...the beret will be the sexy item...oh of course the voice as well..that husky coldy voice..lol

I am sure he will nurse the cold better...I will get some hugs and sympathy at least...he won't go near me.....I know it.Not tomorrow..he'll be too nervous...I will brush him away with my raised eyebrow if he tries...he said himself that I have an air of regality about me...he got that right!

I know what I can say.."honey, can you turn up the heat in the car please, i am awfully chilly in here"..Remember its all sexual innuendos..Ooooh I can't wait..but first I must get rid of this god awful headache that I have...I hope I am not ill tomorrow..

Hahahha @ voodoo samurai..its at home..polished for should I need it later...

He just phoned actually..lol....Gawd!..patience young man..lol...am on my way now

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

LOL @ Chicken soup to nurse better...he can come over anytime he likes..with or without soup...we can make soup of our own together wink wink ') 😉

hehehe...

Ok ladies...brace yourselves...

So I turn up in the office..he's sitting there looking gorgeous...I tell you what, even on the train ride up there..my heart was beating and my legs had turned to jelly!!..

Anyways I get there and he's looking oh so hot..Arrrgh..so I shake hands with him and give him that smile..he returns the smile. Then I spoke to the mortgage lady for a bit and he was getting ready to show me to the first place. We went to his car and he asked me to excuse the mess in his car..I said its ok, your a man its to be expected..and he laughed and said..oi less of the man bashing yeah!..lol..Being in such close proximity..damn...Anyways we get on like a house on fire..everyone knows that...

Sadly though I discovered a ring on his finger...yes ladies and gents...my lovely leo is married 😢 😢 waaaaaaaaaaaaah..sobs uncontrollably. No wonder he never called for a date or dinner etc..now it makes sense..

Anyways we get to the property and he's showing me around..it was to be honest with you a stunning property...he's really done his homework. I liked it instantly. He said I can envisage you living here in your grand house with a big fireplace and persian rugs..LOL..I said yep I want the bedroom to be deeep red with my black wrought iron bed in the centre of the room..LOL..anyways we are talking for ages...then we had to go back to the car cos he was driving me back to the office...at least that was the intention..

We got in the car and he said, I am going to take you for a long drive and show you the area...(that wasn't in the plan)..so we drive and he keeps missing turnings cos he's distracted..then he says, I am going to stop because I keep missing turnings and you are proving to be a bit of a distraction...a very pleasant one mind..Oh man...the chemistry in this car!....phwoar!..

So we stop and then talking for aaaages...I asked him about his wife etc..he got married 2 years ago. I said to him "why did you have to get married, didn't you know one day I was going to waltz into your office and turn your life upside down?" and he laughed and said "had I know you were going to come into my life, I would never have been married but in fact viewing this house with you"....anyways he says how difficult it is for him not to give me his number..he said if I was single...I would've given you my digits and bugged you ages ago...He's from st lucia...sooo gorgeous..Anyways so we are discussing all things life related etc..Then he started driving cos he said we can't sit here all day. I said I was going to so and so place next and that the rebecca the other agent was going to pick me up from the station. He said "hold up darling, I will call rebecca to cancel that and I will give you a lift there myself"...so I laughed and said ok..He calls rebecca and says "you were going to pick up MM at the station but I will give her a lift to your office and hand her over..If I could help it, I would keep her for myself..but I must"..lol..bless..

we drove on, talked some more etc...then we were 5 minutes round the corner from the next office and he parked up. He told me where the office was. I was about to get out of the car and he said.."don't go just yet...sit down and talk to me..please"...So I sat down and we talked some more..Smoked a cigarette together, I gave him one of mine..he was pleased we smoked the same brand..we talked some more about our past life, what we got up to as youngsters..all the crazy parties we went to and what we got up to...talk got to some bits on sex...he was like "your going to slap me but i have to ask you...is it really true what they say..." (I am not going to tell you what we were discussing at this point) so I said yes it is true...and he said "damn you girl..I have to take a cold shower after this viewing"...LOL..so we are both laughing etc...So much more was exchanged...I tell you what..it's like we've known each other for soooooo long..we just got each other..A bond was definitely established at this point. We know each others deep dark secret.

Then the time arrived for his next viewing..and he really didn't want to go but he had to and i was getting late for my next viewing..so he held out his hand and I gave him my hand he shook it and then bent down and kissed my hannd reeeeeally slowly....ooooh my god..the te

so he held out his hand and I gave him my hand he shook it and then bent down and kissed my hannd reeeeeally slowly....ooooh my god..the texture of those lovely smooth lips....He said "I was going to kiss you on your cheek but i thought I would get a slap"...and I said "yep not to mention your lovely wife at home" and he grunted..LOL...as I was leaving he said "you know you are going to be trouble for me..my wife is jealous enough as it is...imagine when I finish at the office and pop to yours for dinner what will she say.." I said of course babe, you can come over any time for coffee 😉 and he told me to stop it!..LOL..I told him off for being married and ruining everything!!..he said "I know I know I am sorry"..

So I am home now...but he left me a voicemail..said he made the offer that I asked him to make on that property and that I should phone him tuesday for an update..he left off with "have a lovely weekend sweetheart, don't do anything I wouldn't do unless you are doing it with me"..he laughed and then put the phone down..

oh man!...Why did he have to be married...I don't want to split up no happy home..and I don't intend to. From now on it has to be strictly business..although I can see this friendship going waaaaaaaay beyond the house buying process..oh yes..I think Mr Agent is going to be a part of my life for a while to come yet.

no way MM ! *hugs*
been following your saga 😉

does he have a single brother?

LOL..yes he does..and the brother has the same birthday as me...11 November!...lol..

I know I am bummed slightly..but oh well..lucky lady...

😢 😢

This is the ultimate wanting what you can't have. I have to respect the fact that he's married but it's very clear that we like each other.

He's trying to charm you into buying the house!
I'm a little disappointed..I thought Leos are very loyal..😢

Nice story btw lol.

>I'm a little disappointed..I thought Leos are very loyal

No he has always worn his wedding band. I just didn't see it cos I was too busy concentrating on his face..and plus the first meeting was very brief and I didn't really see him enough to see a ring..

He isn't a cheat or a liar to be honest. He is a charmer and they can be perceived that way I guess...I should know..my ex was one and i couldn't trust him for a year..He's a nice bloke..And we didn't have any g-rated conversation..seriously..it wasn't about sex..it was something else that is too personal to mention on a public domain here. It may have been related..He didn't do anything out of turn...Don't personally know what his marriage is about..but don't care to. He is an agent at the end of the day and doing his best to find me something suitable. If he was trying to sell just any old property then he would've taken me to the 2nd one but he didn't..

Leos/aries/scorpio/gemini basically any man on the planet when presented with an attractive female will flirt..it's just the way it is. It didn't go any further and won't go any further..for my own peace of mind..It ends now cos he's married..and as far as I am concerned she got there before me and obviously loves him..I am sure he loves her too..I am with several agents so it depends on whoever I find the property with..it just so happens that he is with one of the biggest. I do have my head screwed on. Don't worry. Sucks that he is married but good on him..at least he believes in the sanctity of marriage unlike some men!

LOL..I didn't realise so many were following my saga!..LOL..

Don't worry I aint about to break up no happy home..but sadly my antenna is always up when a sexy man is in the vicinity....can't be helped..but I am the ultimate in controlling my desires...I did with the other hot Leo...I know he was just after a quick leg over..but i knew that's what he wanted..and i wasn't prepared to give it to him...left him panting..

I don't give up the goods very easily...noooooo way..

I blame his aries moon!...if all else fails blame the fickle aries!

I won't have anyone slating the fixed signs..we don't cheat much..but you get fuckwits in every sign..

Did someone say Gemini? hell no..I would rather go to my grave

Onto the next...and the search continues....

Time to tap into some other pysche...

FA..I understand your sentiments..I would advise someone else exactly the same. Married men are a no no...I respect the woman's feelings.

This is a major let-down. Every story has a turning point and a climax, this one only had a turning point 😛

"I'm a little disappointed..I thought Leos are very loyal..😢

one guy doesn,t represent an entire sign *hits his head* when will you people understand ?"

-I understand that very well, and I never said he represent the "entire sign." I just said I thought Leos should be very loyal after marriage because the sign is known for loyalty. And the disloyal ones are tainting this sign's reputation; however, these people won't stop me from loving Leos. For Gemini, many people said they are big flirts and liars, etc. I know this great Gemini guy for 7 years who is nothing like that. Also from experience, I have had 3 Aries guys, all had girlfriends, hitting on me like crazy. But as an Aries girl, I'm never flirtatious.

Oh and today I bought a car. The car dealer was a Leo(married) who also had, just like mm said, gorgeous eyes. He found out my bday when I was filling out buyer stuff/signing agreement and got extremely excited that I was an Aries. He talked how perfectly Aries and Leo fit together and how I live up the Aries' reputation as being smart and pretty. Blah blah blah.. He was like worshiping Aries I swear to god... and then he talked a LOT about himself like he has his own business and his childhood, his awesome mother, cute son but not his wife... The entire exchange took 4.5 hours..

"Leos/aries/scorpio/gemini basically any man on the planet when presented with an attractive female will flirt..it's just the way it is."

That depends on the cultural values as well. I knew many men don't =P.

You will mostly find Leo's in sales actually. They are good at making you belive something that is utterly shit is actually really nice..I did say to him as well..that sales are full of people who are brilliant at bullshit...lol..

Leo men could sell a hairbrush to a bald man.

I still love them though. Wouldn't change that for the world.

Aries men I have come to know that married or not, they would cheat if given the opportunity. I have tested out the theory several times. An aquarius guy I knew had been with his mrs for 4 years slept with an aries chick at work. Tut tut...

My leo friend from work has been with his girl for 7 years..didn't stop him falling in love with my friend..he loves his girlfriend but also loved my friend..anyone could see it!

Culture or not...men just can't help themselves.

Lol @ FA...yes baby...come and take me away from all these troubles..

I am so pissed he is married..I think he is too. Although somewhere on the astrology pages it says because scorpio women are a slave to their desires, they end up at times being mistresses. Hell no..I want to be the main woman not the bit on the side..I want to be the woman he goes home to. The ultimate prize. If I was to try it on with him, he would give up the goods instantly.

I feel sorry for his wife actually. She must be having a tough time with him. He said at times, these old ladies go to a viewing and they try setting him up with their daughters because they find him adorable..and they actually start pestering him...lol...bless him. He is really sweet though. He said if you get this property then as and when you get married and have kids etc, you can pop in to see me and tell your kids that that was the dude who got me the property and looked after me..LOL..awww..soppy sod..

I can be incredibly selfish though. If I want something, then I don't care who gets hurt in the process I will have it....but I really have to get out of this mindset..have upset many people with this attitude..

Never say never though...

Yes you are right..most signs can cheat actually...don't know about aries females..but i know the men are pretty damn good at it..they don't see anything wrong with it..which makes it worse..Scorpios are the ones to watch the most because we are ruled by sex...enough said..slave to our desires unfortunately..men and women....but once in a relationship..I would NEVER cheat..no way. Everyone else ceases to exist for me then.

Didn't mean to upset you ma sweet cherob FA..lol..You can slate scorpios all you like baby doll...makes no difference to me..I only represent a miniscule part of the scorpio world..but I don't cheat. It's just wrong..plain and simple..and I am sure you only represent a miniscule part of the aries world too..and you are a good un...

So.......

if you don't cheat and I don't cheat..we should hook up 😉 hehe..what are we waiting for!!!...afterall, a man has let me down...ONCE AGAIN!..

Hm, trust me, sometimes the mistress IS the main woman. Some men stay with their wives or girlfriends out of guilt, out of feeling sorry for them, which is of course wrong. And yes, they should feel guilty about the cheating and not about leaving them, but that's the way it is with guys sometimes. Anyway, sorry it didn't work out with him.

It's ok. I am sure there will be plenty more. I am gutted too...but I will discourage him to cheat if anything...even yesterday I reminded him a few times about his mrs...it does seem they have a few arguments..she gets jealous..I am not surprised..with a man like that, I would have him under lock and key!..I HATE leaving anything unresolved....this is unfinished business..and that never sits well with me...I complete things..from start to finish...

for fuck sakes...

Yeah my Scorpio was like that too 🙂 And she always kept my nuts in a jar under the sink. Come to think of it, she was a sweet girl. HAHA

Did you even ask him how he feels about his wife and why how come he's flirting with you. Sorry, might have missed it back there somewhere.

I have a problem with it also. I totally didn't realise he was married..in all honesty remember when I saw him for the first time I thought he was about 25..he looks very young..he could pull it off if he wanted.

You are right in that if my husband was up to this much behind my back, I would never trust him and keep him under lock and key..It is rather outrageous..like you said, he's selling a property and the property can pretty much sell itself. He didn't have to spend that much time with me at all..In fact I am looking with other agents and I am sure they will approach me. I did tell him several times that he was married and that he shouldn't behave as he does..I even said to him "the reason your wife is jealous is because you give her a reason to be"...I am sure he loves her but loving and being in love are two different things. Maybe he shouldn't have married young..but then some people see marriage as a safety net while still allowing them to play the field..these would be the insecure ones I would say. THe ones who need constant attention and reminder of how much they are loved..without love they cannot survive or function.

I am not of the forever mindset. I am a realist. I am wary about anyone who loves female company too much..or anyone with a feminine side for that matter..women are drawn to that instantly..because of the trusting nature they give off...Pisces and Cancer males..perfect example of this.

Ah well..it's no skin off my nose..I still fancy the guy that won't change..but it's not going anywhere..and I am sure by next week a new man will be on the horizon and I will be telling you all how obsessed with him I am..LOL..trials and tribulations of the life of MM...sigh..

The way I see it, if a person is looking elsewhere..there is trouble in the marriage/relationship. He's not worthy of me anyway. You can have all the charm in the world but if you don't have any substance or morals to back it up then bog off...

ET: "Did you even ask him how he feels about his wife and why how come he's flirting with you. Sorry, might have missed it back there somewhere."

Nope didn't ask him..but will do come tuesday...shall find out...probably got gemini in his chart somewhere..lol..might be his rising..don't know his rising..

Proverb: "psyche the undies"?!...eh?

LOL...Ooooh kinky proverb!..put those kinks away young man 😉

Yes I will be your teacher if you are a willing student..the unwilling are even better..lol..

I will teach you things about fidelity that even fidel himself would never have discovered!..(by the way I totally made that up)

I pretty much been on a high today. Got so much work done. Was in such a kick ass mood today...god I love those moods...mow any mofo down!!..wish I had days like that more often...get so much done..lol

Chaired a few meetings, got a few outstanding things done by other people..oh man..good times...

Going to my belly dancing class now...adios peeps...watch my hips move in their own direction..rarrrr...

LOL...Ooooh a sexy student sitting there with his designer geeky specs seductively chewing a pencil...Ooooh la la..monsieur Proverb!...I think I will be writing on the board a little too often..please do interrupt if you feel i've missed something or if you need for me to explain..

😉

Oh you've already found someone new, @missmorals 😉 Naughty, naughty, naughty ...

Well...darrrling...

::sits opposite Proverbs, pulling tightly in, the slinky cardigan and crossing legs as she leans back, tilts head to the side and crosses legs baring the patent stilettos::

Both are very painful however if I was to choose one, then in my humble opinion it is better to lose someone because of infidelity. Death is final, and if love is lost this way, it is unfinished, unfair, snatched from you in such a cruel way without any answers, any reason.

Infidelity although painful (and I haven't experienced it so don't quite know how painful it would be), can be overcome if the person is strong enough. And everyone is strong..

Besides, you can torture the bastard for years to come and watch him crumble before your very eyes. Although the grass always seems greener, it rarely ever is. Watch them suffer with the one they cheated on you with and be evaporated into a nothingness. You see sweetheart, theres this thing called Karma...it really does have a habit of catching up with you...a fast bugger that one..and it will slap you in the face when you least expect it..

I hope that answers your question.