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LOL @ ET...waste not, want not.

Oh please don't remind me of the other one..how unfortunate he's married...he's still a very hot piece of ass...My self control will be take an extreme battering...I am being tested..

Why does the bad always taste so yummingly sweet...sigh..

But surely it doesn't take for one to drop their pants outside of the marriage in order to rectify the marital problems?!..

The sanctity of marriage is a complete shambles these days..Saddens me.

Nah I don't believe in that..if you have issues, there is this thing called Communication that usually works wonders. As soon as one starts thinking of another, besides their immediate partner in a sexual way, there is trouble on the horizon. Some element of the relationship is not being satisfied.

All this FWB bollocks and all these losers out there with absolutely no meaning to their life and zero self respect are the contributing factors to the decline of faithful marriages.

Why are feeling so hard to communicate?. What is so hard about pulling someone aside and say "honey, we need to talk"...yes those dreaded words that the world seems to run away from. Who runs from their problems?, the weak and feeble minded..the ones who can't face the truth and reality of life or humankind..

@missmorals: "As soon as one starts thinking of another, besides their immediate partner in a sexual way, there is trouble on the horizon."

Oh, boy. I don't want to sink your ship (or morals), but all men look at other women besides their partner ... in a sexual way! Big time! Doesen't mean they want to cheat on you. Also, any man who says that he doesen't look at porn one way or antoher while in a relationship is lying. Just another example from the 'marriage manual'. It's the same sort of lie as when some say that they don't masturbate in a relationship, when in fact they do, but they don't want to hurt their partner's feelings. But contray to popular beliefs it has nothing to do with your partner's sexual abilities, because even in the most sexually gratifying relationships, people masturbate. Of course I can't talk for ALL men out there, there are some of them with your outlook on things, but I think they are generally as rare as a 12 inch dick.

As far as communication is concerned, @missmorals, if I would be in a relationship with you and I knew how you felt, I would be terrifyed at the thought of communicating with you about the issues listed above. After all, I wouldn't like to hurt the person I love, yet less have her despise me for reasons that have nothing to do with how I feel about her. I know what you gonna say, 'if you really love me then you shouldn't behave this way', and I have to tell you that you'd be dead wrong! One has nothing to do with the other. My sexuality was here before you came along. It doesen't seize to exist because I'm with you. I'm with you because I love you, regardless if I throw a glance at another woman or 'release the tention' once in a while. If you think you're falling in love with a prince you'll be ending up with a frog. After all, we are a product of biology.

But you're a Scorpio, right? So I understand how you feel. My ex girlfriend was a Scorpio too, and a very jealous one, altough we shared the same perspective on these things. Funny the way things are sometimes.

ET: I completely understand what you are saying..and you speak the truth..it's not a jealousy issue..I just feel that people should speak out..although I am at times the worst culprit at this...however having said that I am never one to hold back on how I feel. I feel people should know the truth.

I told my Leo straight out that I didn't feel the same way about him anymore when we broke up..I just felt it wasn't fair on him to suffer with me. He deserved to be loved by another..and if he wasn't getting it from me, why should I stop him from receiving it from elsewhere..I cared for him immensely but caring for someone and loving them is two different things..and yes of course you check out the scenery every now and then..we are all human..everyone does it..I am just saying that problems are not resolved by sleeping with someone outside of the marriage...if that happens then I am sorry but I am not one to forgive and forget...pack your bags and leave already!

sigh...the hot leo called again...oh what to do...There is so much chemistry..

I have no issues with a man masturbating or checking out porn whilst in a relationship..that's his business..Do it in private, don't let me see it..if I come across a porn magazine or a video I will slap you over the head with it!..really hard as well...I usually take the piss out of him If I ever caught him..hahah..find it hillarious...but also derogatory!

"Btw, you forgot your voodoo Samurai in my virtual kitchen"

you can bring it over anytime provvy....bring a bottle of wine too....

😉

It suddenly appears, @missmorals, that we are not that different after all, you and I. 🙂

LOL....Naughty Provvy!..tsk tsk...You can come over anytime you like..The door is always open for you..oh my..that statement could have several permutations..hahah.

ET have I found my long lost twin in you? lol...Anyways I hear croatian men are tall and tanned.is that the case?

You must be talking about Goran (E.R.) Visnjic 😛

Yes, tall, tanned and greased up LOL

Actually 6'03'', not really tanned this time of year but swimming and working out seem to do wonders anyway.

So what's my @missmorals like, then?

Hot!

😛

And yes I was talking about Goran..how did you know? lol...I dig Goran..he's so cool..But I dig Nadal even more..and not to mention Federer..who is leo by the way..lol..well at least I think he is..not so great in the looks department..but awww he's so lovely...

Anyone who knows about Croatia is most likely a fan of E.R. That's how I know 😉

"Anyone who knows about Croatia is most likely a fan of E.R. That's how I know"

not so! Croatia is one of the most beautiful countries i have ever seen.

Agree, a lot of tourists these days. However, many people who wouldn't usually know anything about Croatia heard about it through E.R.

i'm just not an E.R fan ;P

Neither am I really, I watch it on and off, no strings attached LOL

what? an ER commitment phobe? lol! can't blame you in the least.

wow you really hate that show, don't you? haha

yeah pretty much. lol! 🙂

What the hell are we talking about? ER? the hospital drama? that's rubbish..I thought you were talking about Goran (the tennis player) lol..hahha..oh my..that's hillarious!

HAHA what are the chances that there are two Gorans in one conversation about Croatian guys?

LOL..I blame you...trouble!

You sure as hell picked up on his fixed fire vibration.

He can vibrate me anyday baby...lool....but I must behave for he is taken..he is another's...Bollox to it all...one lingering kiss of those luscious voluptuous lips is all I ask...but I know it will never end there...oh boy...such hot property!...

When you need them to be single, they are fuckin married!...gosh this world works in weird ways...it needs to work on my terms...Jeez wheres the justice...

::throws hands up in the air::

😛 🙂

C'mon now, @missmorals;

what you are experiencing is crazy good chemistry; most people would act upon that and have a great sex rather than keep dreaming. And he doesen't really belong to her as he is flirting with you. If he only wanted his wife, then he would belong to her. Truth is, there are things he shares with his wife that he doesen't share with you, and there are things he shares with you that he doesen't share with his wife. So in that sense nobody belongs to only one person. OK, so he has a family. His problem, not yours! So c'mon, do him already! I know you want to! 😉

My lack of morals sometimes scares me! LOL

LOL @ Do him...hehe...yummy

Your lack of morals scares me!...you are supposed to be setting a good example for the rest of the Leo population, trouble. Now don't be disenchanting me about my Leos.

They are loyal, they are loyal, they are loyal....

Yes, we are loyal. I'm just shooting of my canon, truth is I would have a very hard time cheating on someone I truly care about. I would rather be upfront about it and just tell her that I really care for her but that I'm not the faithful type. It has happened before.

Anyway, that's why I don't like ending up in relationships that often. Because I have to go through the same procedure over and over again. Why do people always have to confuse sex and love? Makes it very difficult for some people to be honest and up front about things. Why do women have to be so ... likeable?

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Well babe, look at the striking similarities between the two. Read between the lines, we are not very different from each other.

Drama = Scorpio/leo territory
Jealousy = scorpio/leo territory
Flattery = Scorpio love it but we will never give it out, Leo give and love receiving it
Ego = huge for both parties
Stubborn = Scorpio/Leo territory

And yes when we love someone, we can turn a bit obsessive, but how is that different from the Leo need of 18 (not 17) phone calls a day??..

we want to flow from our object of affection's every vein..wanting to know what they did at every minute..but that's bordering on bunny boiler territory..I am not into that. I am a good judge of character, if I believe someone is telling me the truth then no amount of convincing otherwise will change my mind. I am a very fair person even if say so myself..easy going scorp..I am not psychotic. Just don't go upsetting me cos you will have serious injuries inflicted....I can get physical if the need arises..in more ways than one..lol..

But all that said, just imagine the make up sex..oh boy!.. 😉

LOL @ Big Exits & Entrances...and never wanting to be out of the spotlight..

The amount of times my leo walked out, slamming doors etc, only to phone the next day and apologise for being a twat!..haha..Oh the drama..love it!..

And you couldn't have more of a spotlight then have 300 people dance to the music YOU played!!..jeez..yes the ex was a dj on the weekend. Was very creative when it came to music..Women swooning all over him. ::rolls eyes:: try dealing with that when you are a scorpio...

But wouldn't have changed it for the world...brilliant!

ET: "Why do women have to be so ... likeable?"...

Yes, its a terrible burden to carry being a girl..

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable

And please don't pout with your little sad face, cos I just want to grab it and kiss it!!!..I find men sulking so sexy...

Oh man I feel so passionate today. God knows whats wrong with me..

Oh yes, the Leo called again today. Said he was having withdrawal symptoms cos he hadn't talked to me for 3 days and wanted to hear my beautiful voice!!...He's frustrated..wants me to go and see him so he's trying to find any excuse to get me to go to his office..I said well as the situation stands, I can't really do much for 2 months...so he freaked out and said "2 months!!, you would've forgotten who I am by then..somebody else would've taken my place".

Ahem..didn't realise he was so in love or rather lust!..dear oh dear..

Ah, Katy Perry sums it up perfectly!


"Ahem..didn't realise he was so in love or rather lust!..dear oh dear"

I know exactly what he's going thorugh. Oh, the drama, the passion, glorious frustration ... the pain in his pants. I know all those symptoms very well, 'cause once a Leo thinks he is in love, he really believes it! Right now you are the true love of his life. For even I know the frustrations of falling in love with a certain @missmorals , and like @missmorals she keeps resisting a Leo's charms ... only she's Pisces ... Oh the pain! LOL

Pisces with morals?...jeez...lol..don't tar my good name 😛

I am sure she loves you...awww..bless..

Go get her Tiger..rarrrr

Leo/Scorpio marriage...woohoo!...

Men!..ever the knights in shining armour and all that...walk straight into situations..LOL..