Wait ... Kris —?

Did you leave—??

Oh dear ... he's gone 😢

Why did he leave Coco ——?

Is it because of what happened on the Scorpio board?

O NOS!!!! OMYGODZ!! hypnos will commit suicide now!
kris how could you do this to him?

knowing fully well that he mentions in every thread he possibly writes in?
*horror*

**sad music plays in background**

aww, see that, kris? antibling misses you. how sweet.

choco, are you planning an escape as well?

hahah...i'll take that as a yes.

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oh and yeah, kris is mellowing out...i think it's a good thing. kris, if you read this...i liked bs more than kris. 🙂

"wh...is that a code for i love you bling"

nah, he was right, the thought aggravated the rabies and i may have frothed a little

and choco - you are such a little voyeur, trying to coax us into kissing. i'm far too much of an innocent angel to ever do something like that in public

you want to be dominated to the sounds of kansas? i have to say i'm more than a little surprised.

if you really think so, then i'll be sure to leave it on.

*crosses arms and pouts*
i will not.

btw, what the convo are you reading, exactly— hahahaha

can't be arsed atm...but whatever you're referring to, it's all in fun

oh, except i'd really do ya bling. you're just that irresistable

i don't typically talk to scorpions but in the event that i encounter one i will surely take your advice.

on the off-chance you're referring to dear, sweet blingaling...he's not a real scorpio. he's saccharin

lol @ everyone

haha archer (yayyyy archer), no need to copyright. i'm used to people stealing my ideas left & right around here 😛

secondly...nothing hot happened on this thread. *mystical hand motions*

Coco ... are you planning on leaving too—

I hope not

^ me too. see this? 🙂

What happened? Is Kris ok?

I keep bloody missing everything on here.

love the new name/look

welcome. no, she didn't, but she hinted that she's going to. 😢

Pfft. Melkor's a loser.

Not you. The original Melkor.

idk kris, maybe she's just bored w/it. idw her to leave either though. that means one less sexay leo on dxp, and i don't like that idea at all.

Now, the Silmaril-making dude - he was a badass.

"Hmm melkor was an absolute beast i admire him really ."

Didn't he get bitch-slapped 3+/- times? I didn't read the Silmarillion in ages, so I'm a bit fuzzy on the details. I do remember being disappointed in him quite vividly, though.

lmao @ where this thread has gone

gee thanks melkor. haha...i happen to think the dogs have had it for quite some time, tbh.

"Feanor ? The high elven king ? you know how feanor died right ?"

He was a king? Well, I don't remember much about him, tbh, but I do remember him telling the gods to suck cock when they asked for the Sils. That is badass.

"Melkor ? cookiemonsterslapped ? I am sorry man but i don,t know what you are smoking ."

Well, maybe not quite bitch-slapped, but you do have to admit he wasn't an amazingly successful villan.

How did Feanor die?

explosive diarrhea

Nah, you're thinking of The Silmarillion: Xtreme. I'm talking about the classic version.

I did like how Melkor and Sauron challanged the gods to a rock-off in the Xtreme version. Very refreshing.

The skate-boarding Gandalf I thought was a bit much, though.

mah bad, i always get them confused.

did you know that in the x-treme version melkor and sauron didn't kill each other, but instead wrestled one another WWE style

their costumes were fucking sweet, and i've never seen a better smackdown.

kris, idk, but it sure sounds nice

"did you know that in the x-treme version melkor and sauron didn't kill each other, but instead wrestled one another WWE style "

Sure, how could I forget? The hobbits mud-wrestling I could've done without, really. It was just bordering on the ridiculous.

umm...prringLeo, sp1200....and i think that just about covers it!

I mean, you know Tolkein's rolling in his grave when Pippin is giving Merry a wedgie to the sound of circus music.

A) sp1200's still around.

B) people have made fun of Leos since the invention of Leos(or, alternatively, fun).

i know he is, yum. kris asked who we'd still have if chocolate left, so i listed those 2

no thanks. not anytime soon anyway.

Wh,
That doesn't count! He wrote it in the last sentence. Everybody knows you're not supposed to read the last sentence. It's just there as filler, to make it look like you put some thought into your post.
If the food contains sufficient moisture, a pickling brine may be produced simply by adding dry salt.

a lesson in last line reading may this be, young jedi 😛

(i can say that cause i'm older, nyah nyah)