Lovelyscrop DRAMA

Hi

My name is Jamea Tate and I am in a bad way there are two women in my life. One is a scropio her name Lovely scrop I think she carrys a 9mm pistola the other is a leo named LLLTBL I know she carrys a stub nose 357 mag. If I keep messing around with the two of them which one will do me first (with a bullit that is not with all night sex)I would perfer to die from the sex but we don't always get what we want.

A couple of tips for who ever replaces me with these lovelys
Lovelyscrop never ever let her on the bottom when making love she will just start talking about when are you going to paint the celling.
LLLTBL if your ready for a little romance never ever let her get nude around a mirror she will start on does my butt look big when I'm nude thing and you will never get any.

Lovelyscrop already has that look on her pic like I am going to kill that bastard. LLLTBL won't even show her face she is in the shade behind a pool. I am starting to get just a little worryed. Might be a good time for a road trip.

Well I must go now time to milk the goat and have a talk with her about a Nova's effect on wormholes and the overall exspancen of the universe.

Ooh, scandalous.

Is everyone on the glue today or what?

And WTF is a lovely scrop when it's at home anyway.

I'm high on hobbits. 🙂

ahahahaahahahaha ^_^.

Stop lowering the tone you lol.

I heard that if you punch a midget in the balls, it turns into squirrels, gold coins, and bubble bath soap.

^ LMAO Oh man that was funny. Not sure why, who the hell CARES?! Still laughing.

It's the full moon lol everyone's feeling a tad crazeee today.

It's all good though. 🙂

AWWOOOOOOOOOOO! I am having a blast today, feel full of energy and zipping along. 🙂 Gotta own that crazee.

Same here lol. I may go hobbit hunting tonight.

Unleash the crazy!

LOL Hell yeh! You hunt that hobbit and take him down. Always teasing with those furry feet and charming houses. You show 'em. 🙂

VB you are awesome lol.

And I will take him down alright. Poor ickle hobbit doesn't stand a chance. 😛

LOL Thank you, you are too. 🙂

Running on those wee legs makes him easier to catch up with. He doesn't have a snowflakes chance in hell. 😉

HUMM no lovelyscrop or LLLTBL yet or they are planing my down fall.

Posted by venusianbull
^ LMAO Oh man that was funny. Not sure why, who the hell CARES?! Still laughing.

It was a modification of a joke by Patton Oswalt.

I like him. Thanks TD&A. 🙂

Damnit James, puff puff pass, LOL

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No lovelyscrop no LLLTBL HUMMMMMMMM at least they do not denie the truth.

LOL This was terrific LS. Not to worry, the exalted accolades of one week degenerate into silence the next. The days spin into weeks, the weeks into months, and I'm sure months into years. I will console myself with Kleenex, chocolates and put a nipple on a bottle of excellent tequila. Cry into my high thread count pillow slips ( hand embroidered even ) and sob my eyes out knowing that it was unrequited.

On swiftest foot, like Daphne running from Apollo. Will I too be needing to be transformed into a tree?
*dramatic sigh* Alas, I know where his heart lies, and it is with Lioness and Scorpion, not this earthy Bull. I could all but fling myself at my be-cobwebbed Hope chest, toss my curls over my shoulder and sob as my heart is shattered into a thousand pieces. I am beneath his notice, a passing fancy. I must accept my Fate.

GOD talk about DRAMA you two are so full of it.

If any one ever flys over here try to fly into Gatwick its so much easer. jump of go through customs catch the express to victoria station and your home free.

So pleased you recognize true talent when you see it Tate.

Posted by venusianbull
On swiftest foot, like Daphne running from Apollo. Will I too be needing to be transformed into a tree?
*dramatic sigh* Alas, I know where his heart lies, and it is with Lioness and Scorpion, not this earthy Bull. I could all but fling myself at my be-cobwebbed Hope chest, toss my curls over my shoulder and sob as my heart is shattered into a thousand pieces. I am beneath his notice, a passing fancy. I must accept my Fate.

Don't worry about it VB he's just a big tart lol. I remember a time many moons ago when he used to profess his love for me about the boards. And now I'm cast aside like an old shoe.

*sniff*

😛

LOL! "A big tart".

That is where I am at now. I'll join you in that dejected and slightly sad box of shoes in the hall.
Apparently I wasn't the proper fit. *hurling myself on Victorian fainting couch*

Haha!

We should start a club lol. 😛

LOL What a terrific idea. 'Tater Peelings'. The rejected bits in the bin. 😉

My dear miss pirate (not the name I new you by a few moons ago)

If I recall you dumped me and went off in love to marry prince charming. Now you are the dread pirate ? cant use your name I would never out you.

So you two should not be picking on Tate By the By there is a I HATE JAMES TATE THREAD SOMEWHERE.

Lov to both of you

*slow smile* Like you aren't laughing your butt off Tate. And seriously. End of October, LHR. Be there, or be square. Much love to you Cap.

Lol Tate we are but playing with you my dear.

It's all good in the hood, or should that be shoe box? 😛

you know I would walk the plank for you

I am guessing LLLTBL is somewhere looking in a mirror at her butt.

Pandoras mean little gal

Bwahahahhaaa PB.

Just looking for the evil LLLTBL

don't forget the puff
she huffed
she puffed
she blew
never mind

Man O man was she pissed.

I think you are right my demise will be soon.

Posted by james tate
I am guessing LLLTBL is somewhere looking in a mirror at her butt.

AHAHAHA!! This is hilarious!!!

AND TRUE!!! 😄

Posted by james tate
Just looking for the evil LLLTBL

THis however is NOT TRUE. I am not evil.

Bwhahahahaha!!

Oh... and I died at the use of the word TART.... I have a friend that calls me that ALL THE TIME... I fell out laughing!!

Posted by LovelyScorp
oh sure, you are looking for your lovely LLLTBL in MY THREAD!

pfffffffft!!!!!!!!!!

*saunters away in a jealous huff*

I finally found my way... I just followed the goats scent... as usual.... you know Id end up here if Tate was lurking. I always do. Maybe I should saunter on over to the Most Likely To Stalk Thread and make a name for the Lions over there.... be it very dramatic and all!!!

🙂

I just cna't win.

Pay no attention Lov they don't know you like I do.

Also I lov the new look