Are you clumsy?

I know people hold the contention that Librans are poised, but I can rarely walk past surfaces without knocking everything off of them.

You know what would be phenomenal? If I could just grab one thing from my dresser without causing everything else on it to come smashing down. Dare to dream...

Also, if I've been drinking, I'm going to become VERY familiar with the ground. My face will be eating more sh*t than the girls from 2 girls 1 cup--if you're unfamiliar with what that is, now is not the time to feed your curiosity. Praise your ignorance.

Oh, and forget being quiet when the time calls for it. Youthful indiscretion paired with a knack for having everything around me come crashing down, made sneaking out (or rather, back in) damn near impossible.

The picture of all the nights I had to walk up to the door with my mom angrily waiting behind it still gives me chills.

*shiver*

So, Librans, are you as collected and graceful as they say we are, or a somewhat clumsy oaf, like me?

i think TASTEofChaos said something similar as well, which is funny because you'd think they'd be balanced? iv'e noticed my aquarius mate is really nimble on his feet lol which suits the unpredictable quirky nature of the aquarius lol!

but i'm aries and i' fucking terrible! when i worked in a restaurant i was always dropping the plates, it was worst during mid-teens because the doctor said it's simply because my brain hasn't caught up with the speed my limbs were growing at so i was always knocking things over without realising and smacking the walls and stuff because my arms and legging would be flapping around lol. it's not so bad now tho, but i'm kinda notorious for being really clumsy lol

altho my mum, who is libra is really loud, just in general she tries to be quiet and stuff but she slams everything she's always dropping the pots and pans, ironicly tho, she's the first person to complain and tut when someone is being too loud.

Aquarians are quite agile. And not big babies when they get hurt (can't say the same for the Leos and Cancers that I know >.> ).

The Aries that I've encountered are all graceful. Perhaps, as you mentioned AA, your clumsiness had more to do with age, than nature.

I never knew Sag's were supposedly clumsy. I thought they were so systematic, they could calculate a fall from a mile away.

Hell no.

I'm pretty agile if I do say so myself.

I can be very quiet and sneaky.

Even when drinking.

I'd definitely be a successful thief.

Also, you're gross for uttering the phrase "two girls, one cup". Totally fucked up.

Although, I do enjoy a nice painful spill. Gets the blood flowing and the mouth smiling.

>😄

lol that's weird to say the least.

Q "What do you look for in a women?"

A "She must be clumsy and wears glasses"

lol that's weird to say the least.

Q "What do you look for in a women?"

A "She must be clumsy and wears glasses"

lol that's weird to say the least.

Q "What do you look for in a women?"

A "She must be clumsy and wears glasses"

* So, Librans, are you as collected and graceful as they say we are, or a somewhat clumsy oaf, like me?

Nope. I am pretty calm, collected, and graceful. I don't remember the last time I broke or dropped something. My exroomie was a libra who was clumbsy, she broke so much shit it was nuts, but she has a ton of Virgo in her chart.

Posted by TasteOfChaos
Yup! I made a topic like this ages ago...
I'm terrible...

I've dislocated both knees
Rolled my ankle so many times I need an ankle reconstruction
Broken my collarbone
Grazed 100's of knees
Sprained 1000's of wrists

It's crazy... My friends don't even flinch anymore! I'll fall over and they just keep walking hahahaha
I fell over last weekend actually... Grazed my knee

I'm not balanced at all!

Good Lord TOC! Maybe you should look into garments made of bubble wrap. 🙂

Posted by QLIbraMale
yeah but clumsy can have awesome ice breakers like some one ask you. Are you okay ma'am? you can say "Yeah i'm fine I just tripped over your beauty" or"Yeah I'm falling for you" lol awww o Mo?.

I don't think women have sex with men they feel sorry for.
JS

Ever.

I'm definitely using the "I'm falling for you" line the next time I eat pavement...mumbled through a mouth full of blood...to the paramedic nearest me.
Endearing, right?
...right?

A "clumsy" girl who trips or knocks something over (esp if she blushes or looks embarrassed) has a certain vulnerability about her.. which is infinitely attractive to men and triggers their tenderness and protectiveness. Men like to see the softer, feminine, more human side.. not always the girl who is poised, graceful, and always in control.

I think MOST men have a secret penchant for girls in glasses ("Naughty Teacher/Librarian" anyone?)... but EVERY Libra guy I've ever known has a serious weakness for them.. esp if her hair is worn up as well! My Libra trips over his own feet (and hanging jaw) when he sees me in my glasses (I usually wear my contacts!) So I like to do it once in awhile, when he least expects it... and he can't keep his eyes off me all night LOL

Posted by TasteOfChaos

Posted by EmotionalMoon
na no one can pull that off!

HAHAHA!

Yea... I was just trying to be nice...
Libra dude... dont ever say that shit ok?

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My Libra is a total dork and completely unapologetic for it, and I totally LOVE it... if he said that to me, I'd completely melt!

Hmm, I wonder if a fascination/affinity for wordplay is a Libran thing.
Or if making terrible jokes is just a propunent of my personality.