Care for a story?

Ok so once upon a time there lived a man named Joechrispaul. He had 3 daughters, whom he nurtured by himself as a single parent. One day when the girls became of age they decided to venture off into the possibility of dating. Later that day they met 3 guys whom they would go out on dates with that night, if approved by their father that is..
Guy number one shows up at the door.
Dad answers the door.
"Hi, my name is Joe I'm here for Flo; we will see a show, is she ready to go?"
The father lets her leave.
Guy number two shows up at the door.
"Hi, my name is Freddie I'm here for Bettie; we will eat spaghetti, is she ready?
The father lets her leave.
Guy number three shows up at the door.
"Hi, my name is Chuck I'm here for Luck; we will..
The father shot him.

Moral of the story, 'Never judge a book by it's cover'. They were just going to play some puck..geesh!