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Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist.

.VIRGO:. The Virgin:

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.

.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict

Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.

.:LIBRA:. The lame lover

Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.

.:ARIES:. The Liar

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.

.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.


.:LEO:. The Lion in bed

Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

.:CANCER:. The Cutie

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet!

Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.


.😛ISCES:. The Piece of ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

.:CAPRICORN The passioate Lover

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. .


.:TAURUS The Tramp

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!


.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one

Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna #### with you might end up crying.

Hey, just put "The Best In Bed" for every sign. That works, doesn't it—?

Doesn't that work, nic'?

I can so see how this evolved. When it first went around the internet it was a lot different, then people are like "hey thats not fair" and they add things to thier sign description to make it look better. Thats why they all pretty much say the same thing. I think the only two to originally have the "BEST IN BED" description were Libra and Scorpio, then people are all like WTF? and add it to theirs too. Kinda funny.

Good to have you chime in, Mr. Demus!

That is so true Nic, I agree. Hey bud where ya been? What cha do today— Happy V-day!!!

Really, nic', it should just read: BEST IN BE😱 Nicodemus!

LOL!!!

"When I am done with you, you'll be thanking god for giving it to you." 😛

I am a humble person really. I swear.

Prove it!!!

Last time I was reading you guys were about to have a 3-some!!!

"Really, nic', it should just read: BEST IN BE😱 Nicodemus!"

I'll let you know...

Uhmmm alcheme, so you are the first to try. *** Jealous eyes rolling*** Well do let me know...

The way she gets me going she might just be the last to try too 😉

ooooooooooh we have a winner here!!!

Haha!

"Uhmmm alcheme, so you are the first to try."

You had an invitation to join us... 😉

First and last, baby... If he is really that good, I'll probably want to keep him. I mean, hello?!? "When I am done with you, you'll be thanking god for giving it to you."

😉

"The way she gets me going she might just be the last to try too"

Oh, that is so not funny... I soooooo didn't see that. I had to go to get my babies some treats... Hahaha!

It must be that wavelength, you know...the one were both on? Yeah, that one.

"It must be that wavelength, you know...the one were both on? Yeah, that one."

We are calling it a "wavelength" now? Cause I thought you wanted to go with "rod of enlightenment"...

ahhh this is so funny!!!

"We are calling it a "wavelength" now? Cause I thought you wanted to go with "rod of enlightenment"..."

Your lotus wants to go with my rod of enlightenment.

ROFL!!!! Damn, I just tagged my computer screen with a mouthful of drink... Hahaha!

But, I was told to open my lotus to the world... I hope you don't mind sharing my lotus. 😉

True, however enlightenment is the understanding of the universe and the world, so in effect, it would be opening it to the world. 😉 I am a one stop shop for your lifes purpose 🙂

will you two please get it on already— geeeeeeeeeeze!!! The anticipation is building up all the way over here - I'd hate to be in either of your shoes!!!

"One stop shop?" Yeah. Right. . .

^^^good point

Quality and quantity.

Yes, sir, but in my corner, more experience.

"True, however enlightenment is the understanding of the universe and the world, so in effect, it would be opening it to the world. I am a one stop shop for your lifes purpose"

LOL! How can a girl turn down the opportunity to fulfill her life's purpose?!?


"Quality and quantity."

Just what I like to hear. I am not a woman that believes in compromising my standards. I want and deserve it all... 😉

That being said, the proof is in the pudding...


"Yes, sir, but in my corner, more experience."

Hmmmm... Do tell.

Well, alchy, you said you wanted it ALL. (No need to just "shop").

"Well, alchy, you said you wanted it ALL. (No need to just "shop")."

Yes, but do you have a "rod of enlightenment" that can help me fulfill my life's purpose and open my lotus to the world?!? Hahaha!

Besides, who said I was "just shopping"... 😛

"Just what I like to hear. I am not a woman that believes in compromising my standards. I want and deserve it all... "

I think you'll be surprised by just how much is possible. Then agian....at this point maybe not 😉

OK, damn it!!! I am really jealous now. Alcheme, you already got first and probably last dibs on Nic... Damn it Atom too?? Oh, no you don't... LOL!!!

Atom, I will shop... Love to shop. Never know what merchandise you might run into.

Alcheme, you get that Nic... He couldn't handle us both anyway.. The subtle siding to one and not both... He is young... 🙂 My wild experiences might be too much for him. I think you will probably be overwhelming enough... What cha think—

"OK, damn it!!! I am really jealous now. Alcheme, you already got first and probably last dibs on Nic... Damn it Atom too?? Oh, no you don't... LOL!!!"

**sweet, innocent look** 🙂



LOL, you know Atom and Nic cannot help themselves (my obvious Scorpionic magnetism aside). Where one goes, the other follows in hopes of the opportunity to best the other. Gimli and Legolas...

"Alcheme, you get that Nic... He couldn't handle us both anyway.. The subtle siding to one and not both... He is young... My wild experiences might be too much for him. I think you will probably be overwhelming enough... What cha think—"

Hahaha! Yes, something tells me you are quite the handful, or perhaps even two (the more the merrier, right?!?)... 😉

Could be right up the alley for an "over 21" virile Aries... Be careful, though. Most shop's have the policy of "you break, you buy", and that would just be sad (who wants to purchase a dysfunctional toy?!?)... 😉

Don't worry---nothing will break.