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There was this elderly couple sitting on the porch swing, swinging back and forth.<BR> <BR> The old man looked at his wife and smiled and said Fuck you!<BR> The old woman looked at him sweetly and said Fuck you!<BR> <BR> And this went on and on——?..<B

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I saw a little girl in my closet sitting on the floor. (this happened when i was on the top bed it was a bunk bed. And the closet door was open and the ghost was inside it.)

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