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Annual Battle of the Brains Thread 2013: Dry-Run (Page 2)
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Posted by PVAFPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #2: Little Innie just named her little puppy "Chicken Sh*t." How would you convince this three-year old toddler to rename her little puppy?
I would explain to her that Chicken shit is a bad name, and help her pick out a new name for the puppy. Or we could name the puppy Mierda to throw English speakers off and get a kick out of it. 😄click to expand
Rationality: 4/10
This is probably the closest an answer has come to really addressing the question thus far but still lacks in the creation of a logical argument.
Originality: 8/10
No one else considered keeping the name the same or similar if only in another tongue.
Creativity: 7/10
A very glittery answer.
Average Score: 6.3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #2:
6/10
Posted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question # 3: What will you do to a passive-aggressive b*t*h who has been stalking you ever since you defeated her in a competition in school?
Meet that bitch in a parking lot and handle it! **Breaks bottle**
Or do the mature thing. File a police report. Get restraining order. Keep myself from going to prison for murder. :-/
Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 8/10
Creativity: 7/10
I like seeing the combination of practical and ghetto fabulousness. This answer could have been another 10 though if you hadn't tried to play both sides like a Libra fence.
Average Score: 8.3
Additional Points: +1
For the lulz.
Final Score for Question #3:
9/10
Posted by PVAFPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #4: Time to get serious. What is your opinion on "No Fault" Divorce? This is an open-ended question that requires a serious answer. Thank you...
If a divorce can be done amicably...why not.click to expand
Rationality: 6/10
I'm not really feeling a definitive opinion being made here.
Originality: 2/10
Fell flat for me.
Creativity: 1/10
Average Score: 3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #4:
3/10
Posted by auriqaPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #1: What is your definition of "bad-ass"? Explain in simplest terms because the bunny is so shtupid... @_@
A badass: somebody who exhibits utter badassery. Examples: Iron Man, the cat Jesus, Jackie Chan, Epic sax man, Sergio Flores, Aquasnoz etc...click to expand
Rationality: 4/10
Points for keeping the answer simple but a lower score for failing to actually define what constitutes —badassery??.
Originality: 6/10
Including a list of noted —badasses?? was a good touch.
Creativity: 6/10
I like to see a sense of humor.
Average Score: 5.3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #1:
5/10
Posted by auriqaPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #2: Little Innie just named her little puppy "Chicken Sh*t." How would you convince this three-year old toddler to rename her little puppy?
"That name means chicken faeces, you do know that right?"click to expand
Rationality: 2/10
Asking a question by itself does not create a convincing argument. This one just fell flat, and then refused to get back up.
Originality: 3/10
Creativity: 1/10
Average Score: 2
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #2:
2/10
Posted by auriqaPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question # 3: What will you do to a passive-aggressive b*t*h who has been stalking you ever since you defeated her in a competition in school?
See Rabbits thread about getting rid if bodies.click to expand
Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 6/10
Good approach. Score would have been higher if you had come up with the ideas yourself.
Creativity: 8/10
I like to see dark humor tinged with a hint of threat.
Average Score: 8
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #3:
8/10
Posted by auriqaPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #4: Time to get serious. What is your opinion on "No Fault" Divorce? This is an open-ended question that requires a serious answer. Thank you...
I don't have an opinion on it because I'm too busy having an existential crisis and questioning the meaning of life.click to expand
Rationality: 5/10
Originality: 5/10
Creativity: 5/10
Average Score: 5
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #4:
5/10
Posted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #1: What is your definition of "bad-ass"? Explain in simplest terms because the bunny is so shtupid... @_@
Posted by Quest4Water
Badass:
1. An adjective describing a person, place or thing as exciting, imposing or exceptional in some way.
2. Chuck Norris and his chest hair.click to expand
Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 5/10
Nothing about this answer really stood out as particularly special to me but I did add a point for use of humor.
Creativity: 2/10
For use of a humorous example. The score would have been higher though if a less standard figure had been used.
Average Score: 5.7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #1:
6/10
Posted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #2: Little Innie just named her little puppy "Chicken Sh*t." How would you convince this three-year old toddler to rename her little puppy?
Posted by Quest4Water
Admonish her for cursing and remind her that if she loves her puppy she should pick a *nice* name.click to expand
Rationality: 6/10
Under different circumstances this would have been an excellent answer. Unfortunately, the question was how to —convince?? the child to rename her puppy and the act of admonishment and reminding is not especially relevant to the creation of a logical argument.
Originality: 2/10
Flatter than a soda that's been left open for three days.
Creativity: 2/10
Average Score: 3.3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #2:
3/10
Posted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question # 3: What will you do to a passive-aggressive b*t*h who has been stalking you ever since you defeated her in a competition in school?
Posted by Quest4Water
I would keep winning! But, if it were serious, notify some authority figures and continue winning in court 😄click to expand
Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 6/10
Creativity: 6/10
Nothing really special about this answer but I do like to see a somewhat vindictive twist.
Average Score: 7.3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #3:
7/10
Posted by thescepterPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #2: Little Innie just named her little puppy "Chicken Sh*t." How would you convince this three-year old toddler to rename her little puppy?
give her chickenshit for xmas. 😈click to expand
Rationality: 2/10
Giving a gift alone does not create a convincing argument. Score would have been higher if some form of explanation for the act had been included.
Originality: 8/10
Definitely not the kind of answer you hear every day.
Creativity: 4/10
Unusual tactic, but nothing particularly creative about using an already established act of putting crap in a box.
Average Score: 4.7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #2:
5/10
Posted by thescepterPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question # 3: What will you do to a passive-aggressive b*t*h who has been stalking you ever since you defeated her in a competition in school?
lmfao bunny did this happen to you? i told you not to enter too many science fairs! science bishes be cray!
i would notify all the women and gay men in love with me so THEY can be passive aggressive and catty towards her! men don't fight women but other women and gay men do. 😉click to expand
Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 8/10
Creativity: 8/10
I would have given you a 10 if it had been you dealing with the problem but this is certainly a creative and humorous way of dealing with such a person.
Average Score: 8.7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #3:
9/10
Posted by thescepterPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #4: Time to get serious. What is your opinion on "No Fault" Divorce? This is an open-ended question that requires a serious answer. Thank you...
trick question we have no divorce in the philippines.click to expand
Rationality: 0/10
No opinion was offered on the topic thus leaving the question unanswered.
Originality: 2/10
Creativity: 4/10
Credit for attempting to worm your way out of answering the question.
Average Score: 2
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #4:
2/10
Posted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #1: What is your definition of "bad-ass"? Explain in simplest terms because the bunny is so shtupid... @_@
Posted by feby16aqua
bad ass is someone who does what they want, when they want it. They're brave and they take no prisoners.
ex: vasquezclick to expand
Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 4/10
I probably would have rated this one lower had I not already set a precedent for higher markings with an included example for this question with another contestant.
Creativity: 4/10
A slightly higher score for using a less standard figure as an example. Nothing particularly special about this answer overall though.
Average Score: 6
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #1:
6/10
Posted by feby16aquaPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #2: Little Innie just named her little puppy "Chicken Sh*t." How would you convince this three-year old toddler to rename her little puppy?
I would change the curse to sound like something else and totally go along with it.
Instead of chicken shit, I'd say chicken kiss. Something like that. Totally ignore the bad word.click to expand
Rationality: 6/10
A good tactic to use however, this answer was about how to convince the child to change the name rather doing it yourself. Again, if I hadn't already set a precedent for higher markings on this particular question the score may have been much lower.
Originality: 7/10
A unique and practical suggestion.
Creativity: 6/10
Average Score: 6.3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #2:
6/10
Posted by feby16aquaPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question # 3: What will you do to a passive-aggressive b*t*h who has been stalking you ever since you defeated her in a competition in school?
I'd try and have a heart to heart with her.click to expand
Rationality: 9/10
Simple, concise answer but I do have to question the rationality behind approaching a stalker in such a direct manner.
Originality: 1/10
ZZzzzz??_..
Creativity: 1/10
Average Score: 3.6
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #3:
4/10
Posted by feby16aquaPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #4: Time to get serious. What is your opinion on "No Fault" Divorce? This is an open-ended question that requires a serious answer. Thank you...
The problem is that sometimes these divorces are unilateral.
I'm still for it though. I think that everyone should have a choice and their own free will.click to expand
Rationality: 6/10
Originality: 4/10
Creativity: 1/10
Average Score: 3.7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #4:
4/10
Posted by CluelessCancerPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #1: What is your definition of "bad-ass"? Explain in simplest terms because the bunny is so shtupid... @_@
A badass is loyal to himself and a few others, trusts none, inspirational yet feared individual who supersedes status quot to create dynamic change.
Example: A man who with only 11 people attacks an oppressor and starts a revolutionary movement for freedom. Bad ASSclick to expand
Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 6/10
Creativity: 6/10
Average Score: 7.3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #1:
7/10
Posted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #2: Little Innie just named her little puppy "Chicken Sh*t." How would you convince this three-year old toddler to rename her little puppy?
Posted by CluelessCancer
Dry Question #2
1) I would talk to the three year old about why cursing is not allowed and than come up with a cute name with the three year old and practice it everyday until they stop correlating the bad word with name for dog.
2) I'll do what my parents did and have the three year old get on her knees and raise her arms until she starts crying-Communist style punishment🙂
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Rationality: 6/10
A good answer but I have to dock points because, like other contestants, this answer failed to convince the child to rename the puppy herself.
Originality: 7/10
Unexpected solution to the problem.
Creativity: 7/10
This is the kind of answer that brings the glitter to a competition like BoTB.
Average Score: 6.7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #2:
7/10
Posted by CluelessCancerPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question # 3: What will you do to a passive-aggressive b*t*h who has been stalking you ever since you defeated her in a competition in school?
I'd keep on defeating her in all competitions and laughing at her attempts of being passive aggressive and making her life miserable by making my life amazing!
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Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 4/10
Creativity: 5/10
A rather dull answer following the one from the last question but the vindictive twist will keep you alive for this round.
Average Score: 6.3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #3:
6/10
Posted by CluelessCancerPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #4: Time to get serious. What is your opinion on "No Fault" Divorce? This is an open-ended question that requires a serious answer. Thank you...
I am for the sanctity of marriage and inherently believe that vows should not be broken so easily. NOT without several processes in place such as marriage counseling. I feel that individuals already DO NOT take it seriously enough and walk away from their families looking for greener pastures and that in the end harms the family unit. So I'm not truly in favor of the "no fault" divorce, because both parties are at fault for getting married in the first place with the intention to not fight for their marriage if they can so easily walk away from it. The Pro's of saving the marriage outweigh the Cons in most cases unless of course there's domestic abuse, but perhaps there is a more creative way of dealing with that issue-that affects only a subset group and not the overall married population. I am pro Marriage and Pro Families. I believe without a strong family unit society fails long term.click to expand
Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 6/10
Creativity: 5/10
Average Score: 7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #4:
7/10
Posted by MontgomeryPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #1: What is your definition of "bad-ass"? Explain in simplest terms because the bunny is so shtupid... @_@
My definition of a badass
Someone who operates successfully outside social norms and/or bucks the system, to his advantage-- does not conform to the world, but rather causes it to conform to him.
And remains squeaky clean. 🙂click to expand
Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 7/10
It does indeed take a true badass to remain squeaky clean after a long day of exuding badassery.
Creativity: 7/10
I like to see a sense of humor that's as clean as a badass without losing its edge.
Average Score: 8
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #1:
8/10
Posted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #2: Little Innie just named her little puppy "Chicken Sh*t." How would you convince this three-year old toddler to rename her little puppy?
I would tell her that little girls with little dogs named ChickenShit can't have ice cream.
Ever.
😐
Rationality: 6/10
You??ve fallen into that same trap of not providing an answer that convinces the child to rename the puppy.
Originality: 6/10
Not an especially awesome answer but it does offer an approach we have yet to see from other contestants.
Creativity: 7/10
Dark humor might be a good niche for you in BoTB. I look forward to seeing more.
Average Score: 6.3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #2:
6/10
Posted by MontgomeryPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question # 3: What will you do to a passive-aggressive b*t*h who has been stalking you ever since you defeated her in a competition in school?
*blink*
Stalking?
I'd apply for a restraining order. 🙂
In the meantime, I would save any harassment via internet and/or grab my trusty phone and just start recording every instance to video-- all of which I would post to an ongoing tumblr dedicated to her obvious obsession with, and unrequited love for me.
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Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 6/10
Creativity: 10/10
Turning the problem around and placing it onto the stalker was a very nice touch.
Average Score: 8.7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #3:
9/10
Posted by MontgomeryPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #4: Time to get serious. What is your opinion on "No Fault" Divorce? This is an open-ended question that requires a serious answer. Thank you...
I think that if it didn't exist, people might consider marriage more seriously before taking the plunge.
Since it does exist, however, I don't think it should be changed-- in fact, if the marriage has not yet
reached its first anniversary, I think an annulment should be easier to obtain.
In my state, unfortunately, divorce is the easier option of the two.
I think Celtic hand-fasting was a damn good idea:
??.——.—?) ??.—?)
(??.—? (??.—? (??.——`—
Handfasting
A handfasting is an old Pagan custom, dating back to the time of the ancient Celts.
A handfasting was ... where two people would declare a binding union between themselves for a year and a day.
The original handfasting was a trial marriage.
It gave the couple the chance to see if they could survive marriage to each other.
After a year goes by (a handfasting was once believed to last a year and a day), the couple could either split as if
they had never been married or could decide to enter permanently into marriage.
??.——`—click to expand
Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 4/10
Creativity: 5/10
Good points were made but the overall answer felt a little flat. I added a point though for making a suggestion on how to address the perceived problem.
Average Score: 6.3
Additional Points: +1
For the education.
Final Score for Question #4:
7/10
Posted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #1: What is your definition of "bad-ass"? Explain in simplest terms because the bunny is so shtupid... @_@
Posted by ScorpioFish
What is your definition of "bad-ass"?
A bad-ass is a person who exemplifies the personality, behavior, fighting skills and good looks of 1980's era Chuck Norris. Granted he is getting a little more seasoned as the years go by, Chuck Norris epitomizes "bad ass" behavior by dedicating himself to saving innocent people, fighting criminals and terrorists with weapons and his bare hands, and he always provides support to anyone in need.click to expand
Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 5/10
Chuck Norris comparisons have been engrained in pop culture for so long now that I really don't feel much in the way or originality or even creativity in drawing such parallels anymore.
Creativity: 4/10
Scores may have been higher had a less standard character been used for example.
Average Score: 6.3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #1:
6/10
Posted by ScorpioFish
Question 2. Little Innie just named her little puppy "Chicken Sh*t." How would you convince this three-year old toddler to rename her little puppy?
Answer: I would remind her that words like that are not allowed, and that she will get into trouble if she says that word again. I would also ask her where she heard that word, and deal with the source personally. Lastly, I would suggest a nicer name, such as a favorite cartoon character or toy name that she knows.
Rationality: 2/10
Like the other answers, this fails to convince the child to rename her puppy rather than the guardian figure taking the matter only into their own hands.
Originality: 5/10
The point made about seeing the source of the vulgarity is probably your saving grace on this round.
Creativity: 4/10
Average Score: 3.7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #2:
4/10
Posted by MellyMel909Posted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #4: Time to get serious. What is your opinion on "No Fault" Divorce? This is an open-ended question that requires a serious answer. Thank you...
"No fault" could really just be another way of saying "equal fault", which seems pretty mature IMO. So I'm for it 🙂click to expand
Rationality: 8/10
Originality: 2/10
Creativity: 1/10
Average Score: 3.7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #4:
4/10
Posted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #1: What is your definition of "bad-ass"? Explain in simplest terms because the bunny is so shtupid... @_@
Posted by Jahlia
My definition of a Badass is someone who defeats the odds or accomplishes something extremely difficult.click to expand
Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 4/10
Creativity: 2/10
I added points for including a humorous gif with the answer but then docked those points again because I didn't feel like the picture supported your definition in a relative way and don't want to see contestants become dependent on visual answers over verbal ones.
Average Score: 5.3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #1:
5/10
Posted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #2: Little Innie just named her little puppy "Chicken Sh*t." How would you convince this three-year old toddler to rename her little puppy?
Posted by Jahlia
For question # 2: I'd tell her that 'chicken shit' is a violation of the puppy naming guidelines ran by the blue banana people. It's not that the blue banana people don't like the name, but the word 'shit' itself already endangers the world of their friends-the purple apple people who have not only puppies but kittens too. But it ONLY does so, when it is said by children under the age of 12 and/or given to someone/or something (such as an animal) as a name. The words 'chicken' AND 'shit' together will tear apart their reality, and send the puppies and kittens to an evil troll that eats them.
Plus, following the puppy naming guidelines will secure your spot on Santa's nice list and will give the tooth fairy incentive to give you two extra quarters.
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Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 10/10
Creativity: 10/10
Average Score: 10
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #2:
10/10
Posted by SelfPicPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #1: What is your definition of "bad-ass"? Explain in simplest terms because the bunny is so shtupid... @_@
This guy on roids and PCP.
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Rationality: 8/10
Answer lacked true definition.
Originality: 5/10
Creativity: 5/10
I will allow for extra points because the visual aid was directly relevant to your answer but don't want to see contestants become dependent on the use of gifs over verbal answers.
Average Score: 6
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #1:
6/10
Posted by SelfPicPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #2: Little Innie just named her little puppy "Chicken Sh*t." How would you convince this three-year old toddler to rename her little puppy?
A little cash should work.
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Rationality: 8/10
Could have been a 10 if you had elaborated more on the —how?? rather than simply elude to bribery.
Originality: 6/10
Creativity: 5/10
Average Score: 6.3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #2:
6/10
Posted by SelfPicPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question # 3: What will you do to a passive-aggressive b*t*h who has been stalking you ever since you defeated her in a competition in school?
A little bit of this...
...and a little bit of that.
Yep, should hold her for a while.
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Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 8/10
Creativity: 5/10
I would have given this a higher score had there been more elaboration.
Average Score: 7.7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #3:
8/10
Posted by SelfPicPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #4: Time to get serious. What is your opinion on "No Fault" Divorce? This is an open-ended question that requires a serious answer. Thank you...
I think no fault divorces are great.click to expand
Rationality: 8/10
Originality: 1/10
Creativity: 1/10
Average Score: 3.3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #4:
3/10
Posted by SynapsePosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #1: What is your definition of "bad-ass"? Explain in simplest terms because the bunny is so shtupid... @_@
A bad-ass is someone who has a terrible ass.click to expand
Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 8/10
Creativity: 8/10
Average Score: 8.7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score on Question #1:
9/10
Posted by SynapsePosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #2: Little Innie just named her little puppy "Chicken Sh*t." How would you convince this three-year old toddler to rename her little puppy?
You don't, let her do as she pleases. I wonder where she got that language though.click to expand
Rationality: 2/10
Originality: 8/10
Creativity: 2/10
Average Score: 4
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #2:
4/10
Posted by SynapsePosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question # 3: What will you do to a passive-aggressive b*t*h who has been stalking you ever since you defeated her in a competition in school?
Passive aggressively poke her fucking EYES OUT!click to expand
Rationality: 8/10
Originality: 8/10
Creativity: 4/10
Average Score: 6.7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #3:
7/10
Posted by SynapsePosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #4: Time to get serious. What is your opinion on "No Fault" Divorce? This is an open-ended question that requires a serious answer. Thank you...
It doesn't exist, both people are at fault no matter what.click to expand
Rationality: 5/10
Originality: 2/10
Creativity: 1/10
Average Score: 2.7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #4:
3/10
Posted by GetMistedPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #1: What is your definition of "bad-ass"? Explain in simplest terms because the bunny is so shtupid... @_@
A "badass" is generally described as an individual who has overcome great odds in their life time. One in which life got flipped, and turned upside down.
This is best illustrated by a young gentleman, born and raised in west Philadelphia during the early to mid 90's. He spent most of his days on the playground, chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and shooting some b-ball outside of the school.
But then one day, a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood. The young gentleman got in one little fight and his mom got scared. So She sent him to live with his aunti and uncle in Bel-air.
The young man whistles for a cab. When it came near, he noticed that the licence plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything, one could say this cab was rare (or likely in the young mans mind.. "Badass"), but he forgot about it and told the cab driver to head to Bel-air.
They pulled up to the house around seven or eight oclock. He casually told the cab driver he had a bit of an odor and that he'd smell him at a later time. The young man looked at his new home. He had finally become the "Badass" he always wished to be, as he claimed his throne as the prince of Bel-air.
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Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 5/10
Scores may have been higher if the example used had been generated by you rather than a quotation from Fresh Prince.
Creativity: 4/10
Average Score: 6.3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #1:
6/10
Posted by GetMistedPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #2: Little Innie just named her little puppy "Chicken Sh*t." How would you convince this three-year old toddler to rename her little puppy?
Unforntunately, one does not simply convince a child to change their mind on any subject (unless candy is the prize at hand, however puppies highly outweight candy in this situation).
There is a solution however... The 1976 Caucasion/Asian Child Labor Trade Act of Communist China (CACLTACC).
This act passed by the U.S. allows parents with children who have the inability to change their mind, to trade one child of the family with any Native Chinese child of the same age and relative size in metric units.
The parents of the American born child must pack them into a wooden crate, along with one pair of overalls, mud boots (to protect their feet while in the rice fields), and return postage for the Chinese child. The american child will work until the age of eighteen in order to support the newly americinized child from China.
The most important part of the plan, is that the Chinese child knows only one enlish phrase, "Hello". But with the child accent, it will sound like "Herro". This is the first phrase the child will say to the puppy, and in turn what the puppy will forever answer to.click to expand
Rationality: 2/10
Originality: 10/10
Creativity: 10/10
Average Score: 7.3
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #2:
7/10
Posted by GetMistedPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question # 3: What will you do to a passive-aggressive b*t*h who has been stalking you ever since you defeated her in a competition in school?
Explain to her that she must keep her egotistical moon in check and take defeat on the chin.click to expand
Rationality: 9/10
This would have been a 10 had I not already set a precedent for questioning the rationality of directly confronting a stalker without aggressive intentions.
Originality: 7/10
Creativity: 7/10
Average Score: 7.7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #3:
8/10
Posted by GetMistedPosted by firebunny
Dry-Run Question #4: Time to get serious. What is your opinion on "No Fault" Divorce? This is an open-ended question that requires a serious answer. Thank you...
The opinion should not based on "No Fault" Divorce, but Marriage in itself. Without marriage, there is no divorce. And as several laws currently stand in many states of the U.S., it is not legal for many Americans to marry their significant other.
I bring this to point, because if you don't bring enough candy to share with the class, you shall not bring candy at all. Meaning that if not all Americans can wed one another, then no American shall wed at all.click to expand
Rationality: 10/10
Originality: 8/10
Creativity: 8/10
Average Score: 8.7
Additional Points: 0
Final Score for Question #4:
9/10
***Scorecard Recap***
Question #1
PVAF - 6/10
auriqa - 5/10
Quest4Water - 6/10
feby16aqua - 6/10
CluelessCancer - 7/10
Montgomery - 8/10
ScorpioFish - 6/10
Jahlia - 5/10
SelfPic - 6/10
Synapse - 9/10
GetMisted - 6/10
Question #2
auriqa - 2/10
thescepter - 5/10
Quest4Water - 3/10
feby16aqua - 6/10
CluelessCancer - 7/10
Montgomery - 6/10
PVAF - 6/10
ScorpioFish - 4/10
Jahlia - 10/10
SelfPic - 6/10
Synapse - 4/10
GetMisted - 7/10
Question #3
Quest4Water - 7/10
feby16aqua - 4/10
CluelessCancer - 6/10
auriqa - 8/10
the scepter - 9/10
PVAF - 9/10
Montgomery - 9/10
SelfPic - 8/10
Synapse - 7/10
GetMisted - 8/10
Question #4
auriqa - 5/10
PVAF - 3/10
MellyMel909 - 4/10
Montgomery - 7/10
feby16aqua - 4/10
thescepter - 2/10
CluelessCancer - 7/10
SelfPic - 3/10
Synapse - 3/10
GetMisted - 9/10
Question #1
PVAF - 6/10
auriqa - 5/10
Quest4Water - 6/10
feby16aqua - 6/10
CluelessCancer - 7/10
Montgomery - 8/10
ScorpioFish - 6/10
Jahlia - 5/10
SelfPic - 6/10
Synapse - 9/10
GetMisted - 6/10
Question #2
auriqa - 2/10
thescepter - 5/10
Quest4Water - 3/10
feby16aqua - 6/10
CluelessCancer - 7/10
Montgomery - 6/10
PVAF - 6/10
ScorpioFish - 4/10
Jahlia - 10/10
SelfPic - 6/10
Synapse - 4/10
GetMisted - 7/10
Question #3
Quest4Water - 7/10
feby16aqua - 4/10
CluelessCancer - 6/10
auriqa - 8/10
the scepter - 9/10
PVAF - 9/10
Montgomery - 9/10
SelfPic - 8/10
Synapse - 7/10
GetMisted - 8/10
Question #4
auriqa - 5/10
PVAF - 3/10
MellyMel909 - 4/10
Montgomery - 7/10
feby16aqua - 4/10
thescepter - 2/10
CluelessCancer - 7/10
SelfPic - 3/10
Synapse - 3/10
GetMisted - 9/10
Thank you so much Tiziani and TMV for the ratings! I enjoyed everything you've said! And TMV, extra thanks for making my work of tabulating the scores easier! 🙂
I'll be tabulating the partial scores in few moments.
GRACIAS, EVERYONE! 🙂
I'll be tabulating the partial scores in few moments.
GRACIAS, EVERYONE! 🙂
Judge Tiziani and the Vulcan in full swing! :o
Nah I just think if I were to take these dry run questions seriously a lot of people would get a big fat ZERO!
Get creative peeps! One liner answers = 0 two linger answers = 0.5
out of 100
***Scorecard Recap***
Updated as of 4:26 AM, November 23, 2013, New York Time
Question #1
auriqa - 6.5
CluelessCancer - 6.5
feby16aqua - 5.5
GetMisted - 6
Jahlia - 5
Montgomery - 7.5
PVAF - 5.5
Quest4Water - 6
ScorpioFish - 6
thescepter - 8
Question #2
auriqa - 3.5
CluelessCancer - 7.5
feby16aqua - 7
GetMisted - 7
Jahlia - 9
Montgomery - 7
PVAF - 7.5
Quest4Water - 4
ScorpioFish - 4.5
thescepter - 5
Question #3
auriqa - 5.5
CluelessCancer - 5.5
feby16aqua - 5
GetMisted - 8
Jahlia -
Montgomery - 8
PVAF - 8
Quest4Water - 6
ScorpioFish -
thescepter - 9
Question #4
auriqa - 4.5
CluelessCancer - 8
feby16aqua - 6.5
GetMisted - 9
Jahlia -
Montgomery - 8.5
PVAF - 3.5
Quest4Water -
ScorpioFish -
thescepter - 2.5
Over-All Scores
auriqa - 5.00
CluelessCancer - 6.88
feby16aqua - 6.00
GetMisted - 7.50
Jahlia - 7.00
Montgomery - 7.75
PVAF - 6.13
Quest4Water - 5.33
ScorpioFish - 5.25
thescepter - 6.13
NOTE: THESE ARE STILL PARTIAL SCORES. Thank you for participating, everyone! 🙂
Updated as of 4:26 AM, November 23, 2013, New York Time
Question #1
auriqa - 6.5
CluelessCancer - 6.5
feby16aqua - 5.5
GetMisted - 6
Jahlia - 5
Montgomery - 7.5
PVAF - 5.5
Quest4Water - 6
ScorpioFish - 6
thescepter - 8
Question #2
auriqa - 3.5
CluelessCancer - 7.5
feby16aqua - 7
GetMisted - 7
Jahlia - 9
Montgomery - 7
PVAF - 7.5
Quest4Water - 4
ScorpioFish - 4.5
thescepter - 5
Question #3
auriqa - 5.5
CluelessCancer - 5.5
feby16aqua - 5
GetMisted - 8
Jahlia -
Montgomery - 8
PVAF - 8
Quest4Water - 6
ScorpioFish -
thescepter - 9
Question #4
auriqa - 4.5
CluelessCancer - 8
feby16aqua - 6.5
GetMisted - 9
Jahlia -
Montgomery - 8.5
PVAF - 3.5
Quest4Water -
ScorpioFish -
thescepter - 2.5
Over-All Scores
auriqa - 5.00
CluelessCancer - 6.88
feby16aqua - 6.00
GetMisted - 7.50
Jahlia - 7.00
Montgomery - 7.75
PVAF - 6.13
Quest4Water - 5.33
ScorpioFish - 5.25
thescepter - 6.13
NOTE: THESE ARE STILL PARTIAL SCORES. Thank you for participating, everyone! 🙂
LOL @ CC for whining a lot. She got decent scores and ranks # 4 as of the moment. 🙂 But don't stop, CC. You provide entertainment! 😛
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Like my lazy fence-sitting Libran co-panelist I will only be accepting the first answer offered. Even if it's a two part question because this is BoTB bitches and it's time to bring it! So all contestants may wish to bear that in mind.
Rationality: 10/10
A simple straight forward answer.
Originality: 5/10
I added a point for including a humorous quote relating to the answer but didn't feel like it really —stood out?? in any particular way.
Creativity: 2/10
Improvisation will be your friend in the future.
Average Score: 5.6
Additional Points: 0
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