Celibacy Sucks!!!

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by P3n3lop3 on Tuesday, July 5, 2016 and has 25 replies.

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10 Years

I want to have just one spontaneous guy I can indulge in and knock his socks off and he is no where to be found smh they're all in make believe relationships or being male thots with high body counts...it's like picking straws with all these stds running rapid...being a woman in 2016 is like being a NUN no fun no rub on the bun...rub on the bun goodness I miss the rubbing on my bun..smackin..grabbin ?

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aren't there some SINGLE men on this forum?? ๐Ÿ˜•

it sounds like you ladies are calling out the guys. or like advertising. ๐Ÿ˜›

where ARE the single men anyway?

just us heterosexual ladies into astrology on a 4th of july holiday. ๐Ÿ˜†

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10 Years

โ€”?? but there are none that will be doing only u and feel like if oh girl good I'm good until I go get tested in a few months again and then u have the braggers ? it's just a lot of things to consider during the interview process โ€” then they either catch feelings and get mad that u didn't and go get a girlfriend so u can hopefully catch feelings ohhhh the agony lol and I don't mess with them if they have a mate

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Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by lisabethur8
aren't there some SINGLE men on this forum?? ๐Ÿ˜•

it sounds like you ladies are calling out the guys. or like advertising. ๐Ÿ˜›

where ARE the single men anyway?

just us heterosexual ladies into astrology on a 4th of july holiday. ๐Ÿ˜†

No. No dxp dating allowed.

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really?? I see Ssupes and the Leo men posting around here. I thnk they are lurking and stalking some of you single ladies.

wanting to understand the human female mind and so their dating skills are gonna go sky high. lol

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Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by lisabethur8
aren't there some SINGLE men on this forum?? ๐Ÿ˜•

it sounds like you ladies are calling out the guys. or like advertising. ๐Ÿ˜›

where ARE the single men anyway?

just us heterosexual ladies into astrology on a 4th of july holiday. ๐Ÿ˜†

No. No dxp dating allowed.

really?? I see Ssupes and the Leo men posting around here. I thnk they are lurking and stalking some of you single ladies.

wanting to understand the human female mind and so their dating skills are gonna go sky high. lol

Dxp relationships are the devil. You're better off meeting someone random.

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how about showing off some photos of yourselves and some of the single men here can make a go?

dxp isn't a dating site but it can be for some single folks.

make a topic, (just a suggestion of course) for single ladies to post their best features, best photos and what you like, ect.

and see if the men come running.

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Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by lisabethur8
aren't there some SINGLE men on this forum?? ๐Ÿ˜•

it sounds like you ladies are calling out the guys. or like advertising. ๐Ÿ˜›

where ARE the single men anyway?

just us heterosexual ladies into astrology on a 4th of july holiday. ๐Ÿ˜†

No. No dxp dating allowed.

really?? I see Ssupes and the Leo men posting around here. I thnk they are lurking and stalking some of you single ladies.

wanting to understand the human female mind and so their dating skills are gonna go sky high. lol

Dxp relationships are the devil. You're better off meeting someone random.

how about showing off some photos of yourselves and some of the single men here can make a go?

dxp isn't a dating site but it can be for some single folks.

make a topic, (just a suggestion of course) for single ladies to post their best features, best photos and what you like, ect.

and see if the men come running.

Oh god no. You've witnessed the train wrecks that occur from dxp dating on these boards. I can't be a part of perpetuating that. This forum is great for entertainment, but meeting singles...No No No. I will just die celibate and single instead.

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i'm up late cause my husband is working. so i'm here with you ladies, and reading online.

we should drink some wine. and toast to dxp for having us here.

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Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by lisabethur8
aren't there some SINGLE men on this forum?? ๐Ÿ˜•

it sounds like you ladies are calling out the guys. or like advertising. ๐Ÿ˜›

where ARE the single men anyway?

just us heterosexual ladies into astrology on a 4th of july holiday. ๐Ÿ˜†

No. No dxp dating allowed.

really?? I see Ssupes and the Leo men posting around here. I thnk they are lurking and stalking some of you single ladies.

wanting to understand the human female mind and so their dating skills are gonna go sky high. lol

Dxp relationships are the devil. You're better off meeting someone random.

how about showing off some photos of yourselves and some of the single men here can make a go?

dxp isn't a dating site but it can be for some single folks.

make a topic, (just a suggestion of course) for single ladies to post their best features, best photos and what you like, ect.

and see if the men come running.

Oh god no. You've witnessed the train wrecks that occur from dxp dating on these boards. I can't be a part of perpetuating that. This forum is great for entertainment, but meeting singles...No No No. I will just die celibate and single instead.

i'm up late cause my husband is working. so i'm here with you ladies, and reading online.

we should drink some wine. and toast to dxp for having us here.


I should be asleep lol. As usual my house is dry. But someone have a shot or two for me.

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ok my husband said it's time for bed. (yes, when he BARKS I jump) lol g nite astro-peeps.

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10 Years

Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by P3n3lop3
โ€”?? but there are none that will be doing only u and feel like if oh girl good I'm good until I go get tested in a few months again and then u have the braggers ? it's just a lot of things to consider during the interview process โ€” then they either catch feelings and get mad that u didn't and go get a girlfriend so u can hopefully catch feelings ohhhh the agony lol and I don't mess with them if they have a mate

I'm some what confused by the bolded part. But other wise I agree. Meet me at the Powder Room for drinks. I'm building my "Being Promiscuous for Dummies" survival kit. Because "good girls" need casual sex too. ??

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lol they wait for u to get tested to see if they are good and then u have those that like to Bragg about baggin u

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10 Years

Posted by ElleDuMonde
I have never heard a woman use the word thot.

I know this aqua.....I hear he is single......

Lol no aqua zone that's like dating a gemini jk but like a gemini yes & I'm sure he's dating someone aquas always have someone in the cutz earlier this year ppl didn't even know J.Cole was married ? u won't find out they have a gf until he marries her or maybe not at all

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10 Years

Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by ElleDuMonde
I have never heard a woman use the word thot.

I know this aqua.....I hear he is single......

lol!

don't forget the other two air sun men. Gemini and libra.

the single women will come RUNNING.

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RUNNINGGGG AWAY lol we discussed that the air sign men suck lol they are very emotionless, cold,detached,selfish,and afraid of commitment they are the type that die alone even if they've been married later in life not all but 93% & is never satisfied with just 1 woman gemini being 1st on the list & aqua 2nd and libra 3rd look at lilwayne but I find Libras to handle it better out of the 3

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10 Years

Posted by tiziani
At least with celibacy you never run the gauntlet of reading these very concerning pro-tips

"CAUTION: Never, under any circumstances, blow into a womanโ€™s vagina as though trying to fill it with air. Doing so is seriously dangerous. Blowing into a womanโ€™s vagina may cause an embolism and lead to death. Breathe on her; blow lightly on her; never blow into her."

Pshhhh do u know how many guys would attempt to kill a bitโ‚ฌh lol especially if he got the wrong 1 pregnant โ€” & if it was that easy a lot of bm's would be done after that 1st child support payment ?? & hit u with the netflix & Chill

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Posted by tiziani
At least with celibacy you never run the gauntlet of reading these very concerning pro-tips

"CAUTION: Never, under any circumstances, blow into a womanโ€™s vagina as though trying to fill it with air. Doing so is seriously dangerous. Blowing into a womanโ€™s vagina may cause an embolism and lead to death. Breathe on her; blow lightly on her; never blow into her."

holymoly for real

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Posted by P3n3lop3
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by ElleDuMonde
I have never heard a woman use the word thot.

I know this aqua.....I hear he is single......

lol!

don't forget the other two air sun men. Gemini and libra.

the single women will come RUNNING.

RUNNINGGGG AWAY lol we discussed that the air sign men suck lol they are very emotionless, cold,detached,selfish,and afraid of commitment they are the type that die alone even if they've been married later in life not all but 93% & is never satisfied with just 1 woman gemini being 1st on the list & aqua 2nd and libra 3rd look at lilwayne but I find Libras to handle it better out of the 3

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well then don't bother with them. why do you care??

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10 Years

Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by lisabethur8
aren't there some SINGLE men on this forum?? ๐Ÿ˜•

it sounds like you ladies are calling out the guys. or like advertising. ๐Ÿ˜›

where ARE the single men anyway?

just us heterosexual ladies into astrology on a 4th of july holiday. ๐Ÿ˜†

No. No dxp dating allowed.

really?? I see Ssupes and the Leo men posting around here. I thnk they are lurking and stalking some of you single ladies.

wanting to understand the human female mind and so their dating skills are gonna go sky high. lol

Dxp relationships are the devil. You're better off meeting someone random.

how about showing off some photos of yourselves and some of the single men here can make a go?

dxp isn't a dating site but it can be for some single folks.

make a topic, (just a suggestion of course) for single ladies to post their best features, best photos and what you like, ect.

and see if the men come running.

Oh god no. You've witnessed the train wrecks that occur from dxp dating on these boards. I can't be a part of perpetuating that. This forum is great for entertainment, but meeting singles...No No No. I will just die celibate and single instead.

i'm up late cause my husband is working. so i'm here with you ladies, and reading online.

we should drink some wine. and toast to dxp for having us here.


I should be asleep lol. As usual my house is dry. But someone have a shot or two for me.

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On the bright side u have ur own house ? women like that are never alone like they say aquas like to come over and use up ur electricity ? amongst other things but that's all men

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I mean its kind of a pointless moot if you keep throwing bad shit over sun signs, when there are other women under every sun sign who are happily married to air sun men. it's no one's fault but your own that you are bitter about people.

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10 Years

Posted by cliquey
Are you attractive enough to be in ONS and fwb?

That may be your problem.

Rate yourself objectively out of ten or ask someone honest do do it if your ego can't bear it.

That's not a problem actually I'm off the charts and they are either intimated or scared I'll hit them with the oh I have a boyfriend but I don't do that to everyone but I'm picky as well I just don't accept anything I mean I can just pick a guy off the street men don't care but I do & my well being I'm not tryna have bm's slashing tires & keying cars or tryna get pregnant on account of them feeling intimated to lose they bd & what's ons? Actually the men that approach me I feel like that's all they want they see the wagon & start staggerin I'm an aries In venus as well so I ooze sex..what I've been told

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Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by P3n3lop3
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by ElleDuMonde
I have never heard a woman use the word thot.

I know this aqua.....I hear he is single......

lol!

don't forget the other two air sun men. Gemini and libra.

the single women will come RUNNING.

RUNNINGGGG AWAY lol we discussed that the air sign men suck lol they are very emotionless, cold,detached,selfish,and afraid of commitment they are the type that die alone even if they've been married later in life not all but 93% & is never satisfied with just 1 woman gemini being 1st on the list & aqua 2nd and libra 3rd look at lilwayne but I find Libras to handle it better out of the 3

well then don't bother with them. why do you care??

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I try to run from them and I was just responding to what she said about the air sign men & some poor soul needs to know. I found this site bcuz I was googling about an aqua guy so maybe someone else will see this & think twice. I like to play with fire sometimes especially when bored but the consequences ?

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10 Years

Not bitter just facts from the bad apples women like u just got lucky some do it bcuz mommy extended a hand when they needed one when they were in a really bad place but just bcuz ppl do certain things for u doesn't mean they luv u material things can't go with u when u leave here & some see it as a good investment so I said majority not all air signs

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10 Years

Posted by cliquey
Posted by P3n3lop3
Posted by cliquey
Are you attractive enough to be in ONS and fwb?

That may be your problem.

Rate yourself objectively out of ten or ask someone honest do do it if your ego can't bear it.

That's not a problem actually I'm off the charts and they are either intimated or scared I'll hit them with the oh I have a boyfriend but I don't do that to everyone but I'm picky as well I just don't accept anything I mean I can just pick a guy off the street men don't care but I do & my well being I'm not tryna have bm's slashing tires & keying cars or tryna get pregnant on account of them feeling intimated to lose they bd & what's ons? Actually the men that approach me I feel like that's all they want they see the wagon & start staggerin I'm an aries In venus as well so I ooze sex..what I've been told

You didn't give a rating

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Off the charts is a rating meaning no end to it can't categorize me

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10 Years

Posted by cliquey
Posted by P3n3lop3
Posted by cliquey
Are you attractive enough to be in ONS and fwb?

That may be your problem.

Rate yourself objectively out of ten or ask someone honest do do it if your ego can't bear it.

That's not a problem actually I'm off the charts and they are either intimated or scared I'll hit them with the oh I have a boyfriend but I don't do that to everyone but I'm picky as well I just don't accept anything I mean I can just pick a guy off the street men don't care but I do & my well being I'm not tryna have bm's slashing tires & keying cars or tryna get pregnant on account of them feeling intimated to lose they bd & what's ons? Actually the men that approach me I feel like that's all they want they see the wagon & start staggerin I'm an aries In venus as well so I ooze sex..what I've been told

You didn't give a rating

ONS=one night stand

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ONS I don't like those that's someone who wants a high body count and I don't trust everyone but I've had it before and I like consistency and I've had a Fwb but he wanted me to be his gf and I didn't so he got a gf to make me jealous and I stopped messing with him bcuz of that..I feel comfortable with only one. The others wanted kids so they got other chicks preggers bcuz I wouldn't

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Posted by P3n3lop3
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by P3n3lop3
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by ElleDuMonde
I have never heard a woman use the word thot.

I know this aqua.....I hear he is single......

lol!

don't forget the other two air sun men. Gemini and libra.

the single women will come RUNNING.

RUNNINGGGG AWAY lol we discussed that the air sign men suck lol they are very emotionless, cold,detached,selfish,and afraid of commitment they are the type that die alone even if they've been married later in life not all but 93% & is never satisfied with just 1 woman gemini being 1st on the list & aqua 2nd and libra 3rd look at lilwayne but I find Libras to handle it better out of the 3

well then don't bother with them. why do you care??

I try to run from them and I was just responding to what she said about the air sign men & some poor soul needs to know. I found this site bcuz I was googling about an aqua guy so maybe someone else will see this & think twice. I like to play with fire sometimes especially when bored but the consequences ?

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ohhh that's why.

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10 Years

Posted by cliquey
Posted by P3n3lop3
Posted by cliquey
Posted by P3n3lop3
Posted by cliquey
Are you attractive enough to be in ONS and fwb?

That may be your problem.

Rate yourself objectively out of ten or ask someone honest do do it if your ego can't bear it.

That's not a problem actually I'm off the charts and they are either intimated or scared I'll hit them with the oh I have a boyfriend but I don't do that to everyone but I'm picky as well I just don't accept anything I mean I can just pick a guy off the street men don't care but I do & my well being I'm not tryna have bm's slashing tires & keying cars or tryna get pregnant on account of them feeling intimated to lose they bd & what's ons? Actually the men that approach me I feel like that's all they want they see the wagon & start staggerin I'm an aries In venus as well so I ooze sex..what I've been told

You didn't give a rating

Off the charts is a rating meaning no end to it can't categorize me

I wanted you to do it /10 so that you realize how ridiculously small the chance is that you are the most physically perfect human being. Off the chart means 11/10. You are saying that you are a statistical miracle and automatically every guy's 10/10.

The /10 rating is meant to show what percentile you are.

Turns out you are at east x2 hotter than prime Megan fox

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The outer isn't the problem it's when I like them a lot and the impulsive venus in aries turns on when they want a Fwb but treat it like a relationship or if I don't like them & they really want me. I'm either really hot or really cold

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The thing is no one had to tell me how they rate me I don't seek the approval of others actually when ppl would tell me I wouldn't believe them bcuz of my self esteem I can't even have home girls bcuz they are envious with bad intentions only wanting to be friends to see who does my hair..me...who does ur makeup...me...where did u get that from etc etc