Children?

Who has them around here?

I know of a few, but let's make an official list.

I have 2 daughters, aged 3 and 8 yrs. And they smell.

Zero also. Great strides being made with my innner child tho.

I have three but the womens husbands and the kids do not know it.

Lol... "they smell" Lawgoddess, that's what I always say about children! And then Gwen always says she's not letting me near hers (when she has some)... Personally I don't think I'd make the greatest parent... Changing dipers is not something I'm particularly looking foreward to.

*shudder*

hm. if i have childered i don't know yet.

it would be intersting but not till i'm older and married.

I think if I had a child, I might name them terrible things just because I'm evil, like instead of little Johnny and Jenny, I'd have little Mortimer and Helga, or something.

or name the son "heffer" and the daughter "olga"

Watch it now, I know a bloak named mortimer, he is a fine mate. No need to pick on the mort's of the world, next thing you will be calling nigal and nevel odd names.

i love the name max

I've always been fond of the idea of combining the husband and wife's names to come up with the kids names... You can get some really original names that way.

like morgwen

AprilBaby 🙂 Or.. MoonUnitZappa, or Dweezil.

i think i would be one bad ass mom. but then again, children scare me. If i was to name my daughter a "pretty" name, it would "Ava(Ae-vah)" but then again, i rather want a son.

we could the child taluzte

Ok..what's a Dweezil? LOL. And how did you come up with that one? (seriously)

Lawgoddess, It's the Truth being stranger than fiction really. Frank Zappa had a rock & roll band, fairly big following also. His daughter was named MoonUnit Zappa, and his son, Dweezil Zappa. It's all true. There were other far out names I've heard, but couldn't remember.. I'm still trying to remember a few more. 🙂

I've got one little guy aged 4 - dam hard work - and I will never have any more - I'm just not the mothery-hen type - we are bonded now and I love him to bits but one is more than enough for anybody - SO CONTINUE TO USE THOSE CONDOMS BOYS & GIRLS BIG TIME:-)

once I was up london , passed a place where they were protesting abortions. Women wanted to give me some info I did not want to get involved. She keep following me would not let up. So I told her, Its people like you that make me think I am in favor of it.

Did it work?

Thanx Espernaut...I know someone who uses the name Dweezil and was curious to how he found the name...and now I know..thanx. :-)

🙂

Very true. lol.

that's the one! Couldn't remember for my life.