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LOL at person dissecting the second language thing.If someone from a non English speaking country moves to an English speaking country later in life (say 30es as opposed to when a child) their English will always be a little broken. Doesn’t matter how long they live in that English speaking country, look at Sofia vergara or Arnold schwarzenegger.
Sorry that got on my nerves so HAD to clarify. I’m from a non English speaking country living in an English speaking country so yes, I’m the expert. Just ask my Mommy.
you've got thirty 'e's in your first fuckin' sentence.
my problem isn't with the poor english, it's the inconsistency.
one post it's improper spelling, one post it's improper grammar.
it's fake, both of you assume i'm a fucking idiot by using me to perpetuate this false image, and neither of you has a fucking clue who i really am.
and herein lies the problem with DXP.
it's all fun 'n games, but you're all fake. so you can suck a giant fucking spasm out of my fucking cock if you think i give a damn about any of you to begin with.
get real, nobody buying your "i'm so sweet i'm a little lady" routines.
i live in the real world, people are people.
don't even try and fucking play me.
I said I am ain’t no lady, jerk off...
Dont play you or what?
WHAT? What? What—
oh stfu, you might be playing with the rest of dxp but you ain't playin' with me bitch
PS somebody need to get you some fuckin' hearing aids
Lmao you think hearing aids helping to read—
Are you really a moron or playing one on Dxp? Seriously?
Nope I'm the real deal right here.
well shit maybe you need some fuckin' glasses then, I SAID YOU FONY BITCH.
I ain’t no PONY!
I am real bitch!
So no hearing aide? Bummer...
You are so confusing...now I will be sticking hearing aide into my eyes and glasses into my ears...I am too old for this shit! But I am not too old for another...😉
whatever. i'm waiting.
...at phsychologist waiting room?
Oh, ok, so you are forgoing both spelling AND grammatical conventions now... Well hey, just pick something and stick with it. That's what I always say.
I’ve picked. And he sticks with me so I am fine...
maybe you should gtfo if you are so happy then 😉 or maybe you're not.... *GASPY✨
I will be happy! Tomorrow...
it seems to me that you have an awfully quick response to whatever i post directed towards you.
now i get it....
i'm a man of mystery.
you're a creepy bitch.
i get the appeal.
but, look. if you can't let me go, there's no chance for this thing to survive.
so let's all act like adults here, and you go fuck off somewhere else.
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I love you! 💕
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LOL at person dissecting the second language thing.If someone from a non English speaking country moves to an English speaking country later in life (say 30es as opposed to when a child) their English will always be a little broken. Doesn’t matter how long they live in that English speaking country, look at Sofia vergara or Arnold schwarzenegger.
Sorry that got on my nerves so HAD to clarify. I’m from a non English speaking country living in an English speaking country so yes, I’m the expert. Just ask my Mommy.
you've got thirty 'e's in your first fuckin' sentence.
my problem isn't with the poor english, it's the inconsistency.
one post it's improper spelling, one post it's improper grammar.
it's fake, both of you assume i'm a fucking idiot by using me to perpetuate this false image, and neither of you has a fucking clue who i really am.
and herein lies the problem with DXP.
it's all fun 'n games, but you're all fake. so you can suck a giant fucking spasm out of my fucking cock if you think i give a damn about any of you to begin with.
get real, nobody buying your "i'm so sweet i'm a little lady" routines.
i live in the real world, people are people.
don't even try and fucking play me.
I said I am ain’t no lady, jerk off...
Dont play you or what?
WHAT? What? What—
oh stfu, you might be playing with the rest of dxp but you ain't playin' with me bitch
PS somebody need to get you some fuckin' hearing aids
Lmao you think hearing aids helping to read—
Are you really a moron or playing one on Dxp? Seriously?
Nope I'm the real deal right here.
well shit maybe you need some fuckin' glasses then, I SAID YOU FONY BITCH.
I ain’t no PONY!
I am real bitch!
So no hearing aide? Bummer...
You are so confusing...now I will be sticking hearing aide into my eyes and glasses into my ears...I am too old for this shit! But I am not too old for another...😉
whatever. i'm waiting.
...at phsychologist waiting room?
Oh, ok, so you are forgoing both spelling AND grammatical conventions now... Well hey, just pick something and stick with it. That's what I always say.
I’ve picked. And he sticks with me so I am fine...
maybe you should gtfo if you are so happy then 😉 or maybe you're not.... *GASPY✨
I will be happy! Tomorrow...
it seems to me that you have an awfully quick response to whatever i post directed towards you.
now i get it....
i'm a man of mystery.
you're a creepy bitch.
i get the appeal.
but, look. if you can't let me go, there's no chance for this thing to survive.
so let's all act like adults here, and you go fuck off somewhere else.
I love you! 💕
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did you really just try to pull the "L" word with me.
case in point. you don't know shit about me.
Posted by twinkletoes
case in point. you don't know shit about me.
So tell me👄
FUCK IT.
WHATEVS.
BOUT TO SHIMMY SHONGA SOMEBODY
Fuckin' remember this day. when you got scared to be shimmy shonga'd by twinkletoes.
just fuckin' remember it.
you fuckin' goin on my wall of shame.
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Fuckin' remember this day. when you got scared to be shimmy shonga'd by twinkletoes.just fuckin' remember it.
you fuckin' goin on my wall of shame.
You love me!
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Fuckin' remember this day. when you got scared to be shimmy shonga'd by twinkletoes.just fuckin' remember it.
you fuckin' goin on my wall of shame.
You love me!
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AY.
AAAAAYYY.
r
you can sit there all you want
and pretend to do stuff that makes things happen
but let's get real.o///
we gonna shimmy shonga or not
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Fuckin' remember this day. when you got scared to be shimmy shonga'd by twinkletoes.just fuckin' remember it.
you fuckin' goin on my wall of shame.
You love me!
\
AY.
AAAAAYYY.
r
you can sit there all you want
and pretend to do stuff that makes things happen
but let's get real.o///
we gonna shimmy shonga or not
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I guess. Right after you will explain to me what’s that shit means...
Posted by Jayc3on
If I'm not wearing on my head then we're definitely exclusive
Lmao? Where do you get THAT size?
Big and Tall stores?
Posted by UnicornSag
trust you?not at all. From what I've learned so far guys in general hate it and would do anything to not use it. So trusting or being loyal has nothing to do it from them. They just assume you're not going around sleeping with everyone and that it's safe to do without it...but they can be completely wrong about that assumption clearly...
You make me to do disspeacable thing and actually ASK!
I’ll report ASAP!
Though Scorpio said that what it was.
Complete trust...liar—
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Fuckin' remember this day. when you got scared to be shimmy shonga'd by twinkletoes.just fuckin' remember it.
you fuckin' goin on my wall of shame.
You love me!
\
AY.
AAAAAYYY.
r
you can sit there all you want
and pretend to do stuff that makes things happen
but let's get real.o///
we gonna shimmy shonga or not
I guess. Right after you will explain to me what’s that shit means...
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you guess? just say "no motherfucker" what's the harm in that.
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Fuckin' remember this day. when you got scared to be shimmy shonga'd by twinkletoes.just fuckin' remember it.
you fuckin' goin on my wall of shame.
You love me!
\
AY.
AAAAAYYY.
r
you can sit there all you want
and pretend to do stuff that makes things happen
but let's get real.o///
we gonna shimmy shonga or not
I guess. Right after you will explain to me what’s that shit means...
you guess? just say "no motherfucker" what's the harm in that.
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I don’t speak like that to men I love!!!
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trust you?not at all. From what I've learned so far guys in general hate it and would do anything to not use it. So trusting or being loyal has nothing to do it from them. They just assume you're not going around sleeping with everyone and that it's safe to do without it...but they can be completely wrong about that assumption clearly...
You make me to do disspeacable thing and actually ASK!
I’ll report ASAP!
Though Scorpio said that what it was.
Complete trust...liar—
they all say that lol I just don't believe them...rare are honest ones and say how it was. I made Scorpio use it and guess what? His explanation why he doesn't have to have it is cause he just recently did all tests and is perfectly clear and healthy cause he had to do it...because he got a girl pregnant! LOL
Imagine the rest how it went...
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Don’t rain on my parade!!! Lmao
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Fuckin' remember this day. when you got scared to be shimmy shonga'd by twinkletoes.just fuckin' remember it.
you fuckin' goin on my wall of shame.
You love me!
\
AY.
AAAAAYYY.
r
you can sit there all you want
and pretend to do stuff that makes things happen
but let's get real.o///
we gonna shimmy shonga or not
I guess. Right after you will explain to me what’s that shit means...
you guess? just say "no motherfucker" what's the harm in that.
I don’t speak like that to men I love!!!
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AAAAY.
stop that shit.
you don't know me.
and i sure as fuckin' hell don't know you.
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Posted by Gemitati
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Posted by UnicornSag
trust you?not at all. From what I've learned so far guys in general hate it and would do anything to not use it. So trusting or being loyal has nothing to do it from them. They just assume you're not going around sleeping with everyone and that it's safe to do without it...but they can be completely wrong about that assumption clearly...
You make me to do disspeacable thing and actually ASK!
I’ll report ASAP!
Though Scorpio said that what it was.
Complete trust...liar—
they all say that lol I just don't believe them...rare are honest ones and say how it was. I made Scorpio use it and guess what? His explanation why he doesn't have to have it is cause he just recently did all tests and is perfectly clear and healthy cause he had to do it...because he got a girl pregnant! LOL
Imagine the rest how it went...
Don’t rain on my parade!!! Lmao
I'm not lol but look how low did exactly the Scorpio go to try getting out of sing it! lol
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Don’t you DARE speak of Scorpios in this tone! 😡
Lmao
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Fuckin' remember this day. when you got scared to be shimmy shonga'd by twinkletoes.just fuckin' remember it.
you fuckin' goin on my wall of shame.
You love me!
\
AY.
AAAAAYYY.
r
you can sit there all you want
and pretend to do stuff that makes things happen
but let's get real.o///
we gonna shimmy shonga or not
I guess. Right after you will explain to me what’s that shit means...
you guess? just say "no motherfucker" what's the harm in that.
I don’t speak like that to men I love!!!
AAAAY.
stop that shit.
you don't know me.
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But I feel you...deep...inside...hmmmmmm
Posted by twinkletoes
and i sure as fuckin' hell don't know you.
Do you want to know me? And I mean...to KNOW...ME? 😍
what the fuck is up with the vh1 commercials repeating themselves like people are deaf and didn't hear them the first time.
what the fuck dude, the only thing worse than love and hip hop miami is whatever the fuck the rest of the junk is playing. ain't nobody give a flying fuck about your damn sunglasses or afro. grow the fuck up before i shove your
whatever
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Posted by twinkletoes
and i sure as fuckin' hell don't know you.
Do you want to know me? And I mean...to KNOW...ME? 😍
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NOPE.
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Posted by twinkletoes
and i sure as fuckin' hell don't know you.
Do you want to know me? And I mean...to KNOW...ME? 😍
NOPE.
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You type NO but you think YESSSS!
Posted by twinkletoes
what the fuck is up with the vh1 commercials repeating themselves like people are deaf and didn't hear them the first time.what the fuck dude, the only thing worse than love and hip hop miami is whatever the fuck the rest of the junk is playing. ain't nobody give a flying fuck about your damn sunglasses or afro. grow the fuck up before i shove your
whatever
What do you have to shove?
Talk to me...
PEACE BITCH
Posted by twinkletoes
PEACE BITCH
Say it again...hmmmm
ay calm your titties the fuck down. ii already know you can't read... or hear, or what the fuck ever.
hearing aids don't help you
and you don't seem to want glasses.
i'm fucking tired of trying if you aren't willing to meet me halfway.
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
PEACE BITCH
Say it again...hmmmm
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did you fuck the hell off yet?
fuckin' try to tell me what to do woman... i swear shit gonna hit the fuckin' jet engine
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Posted by Gemitati
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PEACE BITCH
Say it again...hmmmm
did you fuck the hell off yet?
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Your English sucks under pressure!
Posted by Gemitati
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PEACE BITCH
Say it again...hmmmm
did you fuck the hell off yet?
Your English sucks under pressure!
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i never claimed that i was perfect.
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Posted by Gemitati
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PEACE BITCH
Say it again...hmmmm
did you fuck the hell off yet?
Your English sucks under pressure!
i never claimed that i was perfect.
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Denial is a powerful crap!
Posted by twinkletoes
fuckin' try to tell me what to do woman... i swear shit gonna hit the fuckin' jet engine
Are you an airplane? Lmao
Posted by Gemitati
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Posted by twinkletoes
PEACE BITCH
Say it again...hmmmm
did you fuck the hell off yet?
Your English sucks under pressure!
i never claimed that i was perfect.
Denial is a powerful crap!
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can i get you some fucking english lessons or something?? this shit is frustrating
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
fuckin' try to tell me what to do woman... i swear shit gonna hit the fuckin' jet engine
Are you an airplane? Lmao
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no i'm not a damn airplane.
god dammit, are we really communicating here like this?
i don't fucking know what's going on
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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
fuckin' try to tell me what to do woman... i swear shit gonna hit the fuckin' jet engine
Are you an airplane? Lmao
no i'm not a damn airplane.
god dammit, are we really communicating here like this?
i don't fucking know what's going on
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It’s called falling under Gemini spell...relax...I’ll come to you in your dreams...tonight...wait and...enjoy!
i think i'm about to get laid off to be honest, but that's just between you n me
*wink wink*
Posted by twinkletoes
*wink wink*
Sure. You know we are in public forum don’t ya? Just saying...
Posted by twinkletoes
i think i'm about to get laid off to be honest, but that's just between you n me
I actually don’t know much about being laid off...more like being laid...but whatever. Tell me...
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
i think i'm about to get laid off to be honest, but that's just between you n me
I actually don’t know much about being laid off...more like being laid...but whatever. Tell me...
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laid off is like fired
laid is like fucked
i guess they can both be interchanged depending on tone, context, and lexical abilities.
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
i think i'm about to get laid off to be honest, but that's just between you n me
I actually don’t know much about being laid off...more like being laid...but whatever. Tell me...
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oh sorry... good for you!
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
*wink wink*
Sure. You know we are in public forum don’t ya? Just saying...
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nobody knows what the fuck is going on right now either. i think it'll be alright
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Posted by Gemitati
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i think i'm about to get laid off to be honest, but that's just between you n me
I actually don’t know much about being laid off...more like being laid...but whatever. Tell me...
laid off is like fired
laid is like fucked
i guess they can both be interchanged depending on tone, context, and lexical abilities.
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So you are assuming I’ve written that because I didn’t know the difference?
Keep your assumptions going...
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
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Posted by twinkletoes
i think i'm about to get laid off to be honest, but that's just between you n me
I actually don’t know much about being laid off...more like being laid...but whatever. Tell me...
laid off is like fired
laid is like fucked
i guess they can both be interchanged depending on tone, context, and lexical abilities.
So you are assuming I’ve written that because I didn’t know the difference?
Keep your assumptions going...
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nope.
don't think i'll ever sleep.... doesn't mean everyone else shouldn't./
I haven't read all this and ita probably been said but just in case.... I've known a cpl of married ppl who got STD's, and one colleagues aunt got HIV - all from spouses, who cheated. So, I dont think not wearing a condom, means jack to some guys - they're selfish and their self centered attitudes, let them believe that it will never happen to them.
Posted by TaurusinTexas
I haven't read all this and ita probably been said but just in case.... I've known a cpl of married ppl who got STD's, and one colleagues aunt got HIV - all from spouses, who cheated. So, I dont think not wearing a condom, means jack to some guys - they're selfish and their self centered attitudes, let them believe that it will never happen to them.
Hey shallow bitch, stop ruining the fuckin moment.
someone didn't teach you some fuckin' manners.
are you serious right now?
oh hi. how are you? let's talk about the sexually promiscuous people you can't seem to let go of.
fucking bullshit and you probably need to go elsewhere, you probably aren't even a taurus.
fuck off.
i'm fuckin' winding up i swear to fucking god.
fucking wish i could just delete snapchattin' hunkydorying dumbassed people/.
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it seems to me that you have an awfully quick response to whatever i post directed towards you.
now i get it....
i'm a man of mystery.
you're a creepy bitch.
i get the appeal.
but, look. if you can't let me go, there's no chance for this thing to survive.
so let's all act like adults here, and you go fuck off somewhere else.